Roast me /b
Roast me /b
U surely seem nice, I like you
Are you cozy, OP?
You're a nice guy and you're handsome
You look like an alright guy.
I would love to see you with a tidier haircut in the future, my guy
Sarcasm hurts the worst, thanks guy
stop trying to grow a beard you look like you fell in the dirt face first.
Your right thats why I shaved it
if he was an alright guy he wouldn't have posted a picture rotated 90 degrees counter clockwise
No need, wiith that face, you're on Auto Roast
wheres the /b I love, not a single nose joke or baby face comment, my guys, I'm disjointed
finally, tell me what I need to hear
Tits or GTFO!
that satisfy you
Grown a beard, cut ur hair
Wtf is wrong with your nail? Disgusting.
Not bad, just fucking cut you hair
cut it at work on vegi slicer
GoBackToRedditFaggot
I'd roast your boipucci
Ive actually never been on redit other than looking stuff up and it pops up in google
Where do you work, user? What do you do and how much you earn?
I love your impression of Lesbian Gym Teacher. 10/10
Sup Forumsro, dont be gay
Pasqules, its a pizza chain that died but theres still a few around. I do buffet, register, dishes, pretty much everyone does everything just depends whos there. Make minimum wage.
But it's fun, and girls are disgusting
Only when they got feminine dicks
Whats that thing on your neck?
either shadow or mole, or autism...
Don't you have a stream to attend to, Chance?
Okay it was autism on my neck because that went over my head, explain roast please
How'd you get your eye back Carl!?
sheit, low blow, I feel bad now guy
id roast your boyhole til it was well done baby
show benis
a girl in my chem looks just like you, OP
if it's any consolation she's a 4
I like it medium rare but Im open to new things
there is literally nothing wrong with you OP.
And nice trips, mate!
Sorry, only do that when drunk. Should've been here last time
I'd be okay being a four, thats not too bad
sorry roast doesnt stop until my nuts are drained. no promises
sheit didnt even check em till now thanks guy
(OP here) since not many people are roasting Ill tell a story that I did a couple of days ago that is cringe worthy and I still dont know why I did this.
MEANWHILE...
At OP's house.
You're cute.
Now, benis or GTFO
>be me
>Like a girl in school
>Been telling myself its too weird because shes two grades lower and im a senior
>Try dating sites since Im eighteen and I can post actuall age
>Get nothing but an uggo and girl that says shes getting her septum pierced
>Kinda_dumb_as_well.jpg
>Decide "hey, its not that strange, I should try, shes really nice (girl from school)
>Dont know how to tell her so I write a poem
>In poem the last line is "But, to you, a Mcgriddle"
>Everything was in rhyme scheme btw
>Wait till 4th period when I leave for co-op
>Throw McGriddle and Poem at floor, she picks it up and I run out of school
>Stay up all night and have to wait till the next day to get her number
>super awkward but i get her number
>now im texting her
its smol you dont wanna see
...
Nobody loves you
show cute smol penis
I cant, god is watching
how much gay porn is saved on your computer?
Just enough.
You look boring as fuck.