Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Barack Obama standing there
What do you do?

Ask him if I could fuck Michelle

unzip his bbc

Beat him up and throw him back into the cotton field. No slacking from work in my plantation.

first ask him what he wrote to trump then after shoot him, we don't need any more niggers in canada

*Michael

faggot

Thank him for the good work, offer him a beer.

Shake his hand.
Offer him to fuck my wife.

Say that to my face asshole

Torture him like he torture inncocent cheldren and animals in the occult ceromonies he attends with the clintons and the bushes, high ranking occult families

Hahahaha michael robinson

>Solution

What you sayin boy? You want me to fuck yo bitch?

kek

Flush the toilets

wow

Beautiful.

>Thank him for his service
>Ask if I can work with him or knows any entry level position to politics
>Rise up in fame
>Become the next Donald Trump but for the establishment.

What board is it that has the black background?

kek

Newfag detected

I wish my newfag.webm / gif etc. weren't all over 2MB

FUCK YOU MOOK

Ask him what's in the big book of truth and whether he fancies playing golf and getting drunk afterwards.

Ask him not to touch any of the socks.

Invite him out for beer.

Present my boipucci to him

Rape that nigga.

Do a 360 and walk away

>do a 360
>walk away
wut?

Ask him his nigger name

>You guys know wat to do

See if he'd smoke a blunt with me

Ask him if he tops or if Michael does.

Sho him my manga collection

Offer to let him have sex with my gf.
Take him into the room, when he strips down, kill him, report to authorities he was trying to rape her.

LMAO for the rest of my life.

Ask him if he can feel the smell of nigger in the room

Jokes on you whitey, i exist in the corporeal, you cant kill me, allahu agbar!

Thank him for being one of the best president we've ever had.

Get a load of this guy

Newfag

Pack bong. Pass it to him. "Let's talk bout aliens bruh."

360 and walk away

Offer to smoke him out, then ask him about the master plan for 'merica

Shake his hand and ask if there is anything he wanted. Then I'll ask if he can do me a favor.

Say "get out" and carry on with my fap session

ask him how many aliens has he met

Kill him and hang him out front with traitor cut in his naked flesh as many times as will fit.

I spent eight years getting fucked by this guy. Not one more goddamned day.

Shake his hand and thank him for all the hard work he has done for the United States.

kek

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Call the cops and tell them there's a murderer in my house.