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Fuck her right in the pussy

Tell her to ask what your major is

Nigger

And what would that be?

Oh it was a fat joke? Make sure she knows that it was a fat joke

Lets see those Manatee melons

dubz

rar.win

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M A D M A N

topkek

They need to be milked right?

You wanna get down with the clown bitch?

w i n r a r

Will start posting the wins upon response.

Ask her if you can take her out for some plankton.

Topkek user

Tell her your going to paint her green and spank her like a disobedient avocado

THIS JUST GETS BETTER
fucking kek

This thread has potential. Ask her if she has any scars from boat propellers

Shhhh Willy just call me Jesse

reroll

dubz

I liked it, and there hasn't been any dubs or responses.

or harpoons

Kek
Are you as gentle as the lituratures state or is there a fire in your heart aswell as your crotch from all the friction from your legs?

"Can I stick it in your blowhole?"

nows the time to send her a dick pic to lure her back in, she may be offended but shes on there for a reason

reroll

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Nigga, you can't send pictures on Tinder.

rolling for this

shit didn't know

But GIF's right? I could've sworn some hoe sent me some stupid GIF

ya or upload a dick pic to imgur and send her the link

Perfect idea about imgur kek

Roll

Do this holding a sign do ya want my willy inside ya willy?

here is some kek

Give me a dick pic to send and something to start off this one. Racism will be ignored as this is my real account.

Ask her when she'll blow you.

Ask her which one she starred in

why hello there my nubian princess

why not just use your own dick you lil bitch?

btw this ain't my dick i got it from leddit before anyone ask.

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Oh god.

What the fuck lmao

what the fuck is wrong with that dick

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Is that really you???

Because my dick is small

circumcision gone wrong.

Apex kek

Answer me you cunt.

Answer who you dumb nigger???

Get a nude picture of your roommate and send it to me, I'll give you $150.

I'm actually VERY attracted to her I was just trying to start some role playing without chasing her off by being too sexual

lol what a pussy bitch. shes probably crying or some pathetic shit right now. nice job op.

reroll

Top kek

your her roommate not her fucking dad, kill yourself you useless piece of shit. Let me talk to her again I need to see those milk bags

"Give her back her phone you thieving nigger."

Yes pls

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She unmatched.

What a bitch. I'd take a nude picture of my roommate for $150

I might do this too and keep this thread going,but im on a phone not comp so Idk if im tech savvy enuf to post pics

You got dubs. Now you gotta.

New one

Not bad. Fun thread

check'd

Nigga that's a black porky pig.

Not often you match with a Nubian princess I haven't even said hello and you already have me stroking my cock

youtube.com/watch?v=1osftrkU-Oc

tits or GTFO

he-he-hhehhehe

Tits or GTFO

rollin'

reroll

Say hi faggot

I have officially now stopped caring whatever the hell people say about me. Fuck. Islam. The most gruesome, violent, sadistic, xenophobic, discriminatory religion out there. The recent attacks in Paris have removed the last bit of pity i feel toward muslims, why do we only see Islamic terrorism? Why don't we see Christians blowing themselves up in the HQ of the freedom from religion foundation? Why don't we see Atheist beheading christians? Why is it only Islamic terrorism that we see? People must realise there is not a problem with extremism, there is a fucking problem with worshipping a pedophile prophet (piss be upon him). I am sick and tired of this religion, i am sick and tired of western countries having to deal with this bullshit, we fucking welcome them in our first world countries and all they do is blow themselves up in the name of a fucking psychopatic sky daddy and claim Sharia Law to be imposed and above the governement that welcomed them in open arms from misery. Throughout my life i have always defended moderate muslims (which i am now doubting their existance) and told people to not generalise the whole muslim population, but this is fucking enough, this religion is fucking ruining our way of life, either "normal" muslims stand up against these fucking psychopaths and try to stop them, or they can get the fuck out of non muslim countries. I am so sorry for any liberal accepting muslims out there, i really am, but i have to vent out this rage. Sadly, Islam is not compatible with the 21st century, like it or not. I excuse myself again, i must now go sacrifice a baby to the ruler of darkness because atheism.

"Wow, you look beautiful. Or as in the words of your people "Damn bithc you fine as fuck""

Ive got a feelin'
Monaro

do you eat dog

Ever eaten ostrich. aligator? Raddits? Whale? no? not ever?

With 100 emoji and crying emoji

So did you. Loll. If I can figure out how to take a screenshot of tinder and post it i will. I recently just matched with a fucking whale too.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

dubz

OP send this.

>Baptist
>Tattoos
>Jeep meant for off roading and trailing carrying this bitches case of water from walmart to her house
>shit tier taste in movies
>fat cunt who looks deathly obese and ill
>only 19

Life cannot get much worse for this stupid bitch. So, there's that.

Roll

>unqualified for anything
>random ass number
>noine gives a shit
>probably has one tattoo with some quote from tumblr
>loves herself too much
>likes shitty actors

Nigger

>Goes to sn,ap,ch,at,y,co,m
>Enters school's hottest girl's name
>Gets free nudes