Because everyone on this site can't talk to a girl without freaking the fuck out and over thinking the situation...

Because everyone on this site can't talk to a girl without freaking the fuck out and over thinking the situation, here is a little test.

>Hi user, WOW you look amazing! Do you want to hand out later?

>Inb4, Y-You too...

>hang*
>No you faggot we are evolved than that

> "Do you want to hand out later?"
Bitch, hand out what

YEAH I WANT TO HAND OUT WHITE SUPREMACIST FLYERS WITH YOU.

JOIN ME ON MY QUAD BIKE WHILE WE REVV ACROSS THE CORN FIELDSS

it's a dub bike friendo

Lets hand out XddD

Nah i on my promos sorry

...

Do you want sneak out with me?

I have a girlfriend. You know this. Whore.

It depends on the girl, situation, and tone
>sure
>hand out what
>maybe, I'll let you know. What's your number?

Op probably had this happen to him and wants to know how to not be so beta

No I'll put my whole hand IN

can I know what exactly I will be handing out?

Tits or GTFO

penis

This is a site for professionals to share their opinions. Please keep your immature comments to yourself.

Thanks, I know. I'm going out to x tomorrow, you can come too.

HAND OUT THE WORD OF THE EMPEROR TO HERETICS FORCEFULLY?

handjob my dick bitch

Bitch how the fuck am I supposed to use this formula when I never have social plans

>Hi user, WOW you look amazing! Do you want to hand out later?

yes I will hand out with you later but what exactly are we handing out?

CHUT UP!

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I do not look amazing. Why lie to me user?

>That sounds great!
>What shall we do? We could grab dinner, i know a great mexican plce

Is this your way of trying to get suggestions?

Jesus Christ, man. They're people, just like you and me. Get comfortable with socializing with other people, build your confidence and so on. It's not that hard.