Good evening, Anonymous! Sorry for missing Monday again!

Good evening, Anonymous! Sorry for missing Monday again!

>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION

>Want a tarot reading? Great! Just roll some dubs. Or trips. Or quads. (GETS)
Ask me a question, and I'll use the cards to answer it. Name a topic, such as career or love-life, and I'll interpret the reading based on the topic. Tarot readings take time to craft, but you can remind me if it looks like I missed you. Just don't be obnoxious!

>GETs can be donated to others.
If you see someone else failing to GET, feel free to give them your dubs. Just make sure it's a specific person. Offering them up vaguely to everyone leads to confusion.

>Can't GET? Give us a name, and my junior shrine maidens will deliver to you a fortune cookie.
A fortune cookie is a short blurb about your luck for 2017. The name can be made up or real, doesn't matter.

>Advice is free, give and receive as you wish.
>Be patient. Be kind. I love you all very much.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=1d_aUqgn8MA
youtube.com/watch?v=cjsffKvIWB0
strawpoll.me/12198891
youtu.be/vw9-qt5p8Ds
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

First for I love you.

First

Mantis

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Third for not being noticed

-Nico

Ahhh, you beat me!

~Mantis

i would like a tarot reading about finances please.

The wind blows

Hi Reimu!!
I hope all is well with you!


Mantis

reroll

Would you look at that? I didn't got a notification. Oh well, what gives, I'm here now.

Posting high quality rip to make this thread a little more lively

youtube.com/watch?v=1d_aUqgn8MA

-Nico

These for Got you bud.

Hello Nep!
What's good today?

Also, nice Dubbs, btw.


Mantis

Reimu, what kind of music do you like?
That's a nice dog.

Reimu!

thanks a lot, you're awesome!

Ohh, you bet it is!


Mantis

At your service. Just wait a bit, readings take a little while, alright user?

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>I didn't got a notification.
Yes, that's a common symptom of autism.
I ate an orange a few minutes ago, my friend.
...
Next poster is going to suck on my nipples.

Do they have good music there?

>Four of Cups
You'll still feel at a loss for how to improve your situation for a while.

>Knight of Cups
However, a promising proposal will be made to you after a while.

>The Priestess
Make sure to remain in a receptive state of mind so you recognize the opportunity when it comes.

Hip hop, 90's to current.

Cute little girl!

The most famous Touhou songs cause of that one remix yet not even the Touhou fans play that game and is completely removed from the story.


How about this, the beating of the war drums.

youtube.com/watch?v=cjsffKvIWB0

hop you enjoy those blue nips

*hope
fuck this keyboard

Did you listen to the whole rip though?

How was your day also hello everyone!

thanks!

Notifications are not working anymore yaaaaaay...

No, its just a little Hot Dog Stand.
No place to sit down, even. But the Hot Dogs are terrific! And the Fries are just the right mix of Greasy and Salty.
I treat myself once a week here.


Mantis

My day was pretty fun. I mostly played Elona+. How was yours?

No problem, Anonymous. Best of luck to you!

I do.
So no rock.

Now I did. Memes never die.

Hello!

Why are people having this notification problem? I'm baffled.
Are they mutants?
Are they pedophiles that have been shadowbanned by Gabe?
Maybe it's a massive prank, but I'll get to the bottom of it...

Who is Gabe?

Pretty entertaining i've been studying all day and making some interesting stuff, currently i'm playing World of warships!

yo hoping for some dubs

wrong image.
I need to reorganize these later.

I can get into lots of things, but that's what appeals to me the most. The kind of rock I like is more like Tom Petty, I don't get into metal very often.

Making stuff? Like what?

Gabe Newell, developer of steam, where we get the notifications from.
On other news, Gabe the dog passed away recentle, may his soul rest in the meme heaven.

The owner of Valve that people worship as a god cause valve published a couple of good games 5-7 years ago.

I don't though. I can write a whole essay on why Valve and Steam is shady and garbage.

If dubs you have to right that essay.

What about Foo?

what if i dont belive in fortunes ?
how do you foreseen the unforeseen ?
also hi

Thanks!

Alright, cockmites, it's time to impress me.
strawpoll.me/12198891
strawpoll.me/12198891
strawpoll.me/12198891

For the last week I've been unavailable and absent from these threads.
Life has been absolutely exhausting to me.

I hope things have been going well for all of you.

You can be curious about it and do it for fun, it's the same with me but I got to recognize it's even creepy how accurate these are.
No problem user.

Meow :3

Who want's to live in the 90's? youtu.be/vw9-qt5p8Ds

Everything moves in predictable waves unless you purposely stir the pond.

Better luck next time.

Eh. Only changes it painting.

Apologies for the delay.

Reinforcements have arrived.

I made webcrawler to download images from a given specific url

The demons are fine! I'm a human again
>Tears of joy

Fighters?

I do tarot for entertainment to spice things up, that's all. Whether you believe in it or not is your own call.

2B! Good to see you!

What kind of images are you grabbing?

Giving out soul who wants

I feel great. I'm slowly destroying my life and not upholding things that I need to do.

-Nico

What's it worth?

Hi there!

Well, surely the pedophiles option can't be the correct answer, since my age makes it impossibile for me to be a pedophile, it must be GabeN trying to cover up for some Half-Life 3 spoilers he accidentally released, and everyone that saw those must be terminated...

It beats idleness, doesn't it? What have you been up to, Orihara?

Thank you for having me, Reimu.

Give me soul, yes?
2B, glad to see you're here!

Almost got quads.

Hello again thread

This might be the last time I visit for a while

Due to me purposely not going for about a week so I can have more things to talk about

Another thing I could do is learn how to talk with other people about what they are talking about, but I'm not sure how to go about that

-Sweet Roll

I'm going to cum in it and put it back inside you

I'm giving it out for free

im well know to have a big stick in my hands but i normally hit ppl with it no ponds (and no im no talking about my dick you filthy fuck)
but does show everything the good and the bad ?

What is it that you should be doing? Stick to your commitments, Nico. You're only as good as your word, initially.

Nep, great to see you around as always. Fighting the good fight?

You still owe us some stories, Sweet Roll. I have not forgotten.

So I'm just curious, you don't have to answer if you'd rather not... some things you've said seem to indicate that you've been around for a good while. Might we have met before, a long time ago?

>Gives soul

And I'm cumming in it for your approval, let's get this show on the road, I want so bad to be loved

To bad

Signing off a bit early. Feeling a bit tired.

Taking a break? Alrighty then.

It's that plank buddy of yours aint it?

Thats the one person you don't want to give your soul to.

Yes, it does, somehow. Weird, right?
Awoooo 3 dog! Yeah yeah, doing good, feeling great actually, what about you?

i would like to get a tarot reading about this asshole rootkit shit my pc is infected with

Damn you to Hell, my friend
help me for I am being bullied

Hello Sweet Roll!
How are you?


Mantis

roll again

all right id try it do me
topic love life
im doing it right ?

Yes.

This is why I backup my computer on a hard drive every 3 months or so. Time to nuke your computer.

checked.

can i haz my reading now

Why is this one the worst to give my soul to

Oh, I do know that

But there is one thing you got wrong

I only really have one final thing left to talk about, the only other thing is that I have made a good amount of progress on my big plan, and am more or less ready to get it underway

But I'm not telling anyone HERE what it is due to the fact that Anons like to mess things like this up for fun

Oh, and hello 2B, how are you?

-Sweet Roll

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Don't worry, I'm sure you can handle the chaos of your own design.

>It beats idleness, doesn't it?
It beats quite a bit, Things are better for me lately than they have been for a long time.

>What have you been up to, Orihara?
Too much for one comment, I've typed out a summarized version, if you're actually interested I can post it.

I wonder if I can place a text file as an attachment... If I can't I wouldn't mind copying and pasting.

Don't touch me.
www.niceme.me

So far i've grabbed random wallpapers for my desktop

I would like to hear what you have to say.
I gotta go to work now, but I'll be lurking for a while.


Mantis

>Don't touch me.
Am I supposed to be afraid of you?
What are you going to do if I touch you?

It is true; I have been around Alice for a long, long time. Observing, nothing more. But as far as being an active member? This is my first foray into it.

As such, we've never met before Reimu.

Oh...did I just unintentionally make a reference? Good catch Nep. What has you in an upbeat mood?

I'm feeling well myself. I've been awarded a chance to speak at a symposium at my school, showcasing my work. I'm quite looking forward to it.

Sweet Roll, plotting away. I hope things go your way once you set your plans into motion.

Please, share with us.

is it enough if i install a new OS on a new hard drive and change the hdd from my pc?

maybe ram aswell?

or maybe just throw the pc out the window and masturbate to midget porn secretly in the sauna im so lost omg

Why not making some experience right here right now? So how has your day been? And i want to know every single detail about my friend's interesting day u.u

That was easy...usually i have to make people mine first, alright...i lack knowledge about you, usually i get to know people but you just straight up gifted it to me, so i know nothing...

Do you require a knight in shining armour to defend you, uhhh...blue mistress?

Mhm, except for one thing... you gotta roll dubs!

Eh. Doesn't do much for me.

>Ace of Wands
>Eight of Swords (Reversed)
>Justice (Reversed)

You're gonna have a breakthrough and think you've fixed it, but it comes back even worse than before.

What site are you getting them from?

I see, I see. And when you say Alice, do you mean the one from 2011-current, or do you remember the older generations?

from another hand is 5 am in the morning for me and i have to "wake up" after 1 hour to go to work
is it just me or atm just sucks to be me right now ,

I'm going to call the cops and file a restriction order against you.
Ah, let's just say I had a "change of mindset", alright? What's a symposium and what have you been working on?

Yes, please help me, every poster is a bully and they're scaring me...

lewds

If you haven't heard, about two weeks ago, my will to visit was fading, I wasn't really doing anything, so I questioned the point of coming here if I'm doing nothing. Reimu had made a suggestion for me to take periodical breaks so I can have more things to talk about. So far it has been working swell

I'm doing quite alright, Mantis

How about you?

-Sweet Roll

I'm having an issue with a friend of mine. I want to sever ties with her, but I freeze up every time I try to send her the message. I don't want to upset her, but at the same time she's caused me too much grief. Should I do it?

-Nico