I was finally going to lose my virginity after pretending to be alpha and getting in decent shape. I met the chick at the gym (not bad probably solid 7/10 qt)
I got her to my house, started making out on the couch, she stuck her hand down my pants and we kept making out
The time came to make a move, I pulled down her jeans and her panties and we're dirty talking, she's getting into it, that's when I kneel down and look at her pussy then say
"Would m'lady like me to tongue her woman hole?"
Could physically see her pussy dry up. She faked a phone call from her mom and left
What's the most effiecent way to kms?
John Wright
Lord, please let this be true.
Logan Collins
fucking KEK
Sebastian Bailey
I couldn't be this beta even if I tried.
Michael Edwards
If this is pasta it's grade A pasta
Matthew Phillips
pshhhhhhhh if true i feel so bads for yous
Charles Gomez
Holy fuck how can you be this beta?
Ryan Allen
actually if true i don't feel bad for you. fucking stupid for saying that.
Asher Sullivan
end it
Jackson Diaz
Look at it differently OP, this is a victory. She touched your dick and even though there was no tongueing of her woman hole, you did at least see her woman hole. Moving on up!
Find a new one, try again and don't call her m'lady or refer to her vagina as a woman hole. There is more than one woman specific hole, she might get confused.
OP be more positive and realise that life's not a movie, and at least your first 10 sexual experiences will be a combination of confusing, embarrassing, messy and usually premature to end. Learn to laugh at awkward shit like this and move on. Instead of finding some hoe who you feel like you need to impress, find someone your comfortable with. Then you'll build confidence and all the problems go away.
Side note: don't offer oral sex to anyone unless you know what you're doing. She will not appreciated her cunt getting slobbered all over leaving the stench of cheetos without pleasure while you deedle yourself at the end of the bed and cum like a 12 year old.
Kayden Williams
The Old Lickaroo 2 - A lick trick boogaloo
Nathan Anderson
Girls don't appreciate a nice gentleman anymore.
Jaxson Evans
you took to many beta cockblockers.
Jason Diaz
>"Would m'lady like me to tongue her woman hole?" There is simply no fucking way
Michael Butler
>>/r9k/
Aiden Sullivan
>/r9k/
Josiah Roberts
This is just fuken fantastic
Cameron Young
>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Zachary Bell
"Her woman hole" lmao wtf bruh hahahah
Matthew Wilson
the most effecient way to kill yourself is this:
Go to the ghetto, find a black woman walking with her arm around a black man, who has his pants sagging and is wearing gold chains around his neck, and ask her, "Would m'lady like me to tongue her woman hole?"
Guaranteed results!
Lincoln Foster
stfu black twitter!
Levi Scott
there's some serious samefagging going on here
Dylan Gonzalez
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Asher Miller
>'lady like me to tongue her woman hole?" fucking kek
Andrew Barnes
Rolling for trips
Charles Flores
...
Jace Edwards
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Henry Kelly
Yeah I dont know Sup Forumsro that seems like the normal reaction to OP Spaghetti is real
