40k thread

40k thread
Singles=Guardsmen
Dubs= Space Marine
Trips= Chapter master
Quads= Inquisitor
Quints= Primarch
Higher than quints = God-Emperor
Roll for you rank in the imperium

fuck

WHERE'S OUR FIRE SUPPORT

Shit, I mean, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Expecting singles

Heresy?

Watch and learn.. Get ;)

Rolling for the emperor

I will serve the god emperor until my death!

BY CHAPTER AND EMPEROR LET NONE FIND US WANTING

Rollin'

Moist

BACKBONE OF THE GUARD AT YOUR SERVICE SIR

wonder if im unlucky enough to be stationed on cadia

Ever get that feeling like you're only purpose is to be thrown against the enemy to die ?

Me neither.

ok

Roll

I WILL DIE FIGHTING THE ENNEMIES OF MANKIND

rollerino

lets kill some xenos

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Faggots I've gotten quints! I'm god u stupid shits!

Ahhh a guardsmen I see I am, I look forward to the next 15 hours of my (expected) life planetside! I pray I outlast my brethren so I can continue to fight for the imperium!

Guardsman. Ready to serve, sir...

Pls no purgerino

Rawlin

wow

Purge the Xenos!

Can't stop my quads

Bea

TRIPS

L-L-Lord- Inquisitor,I-I didn't expected you so-so-so early

Roll

Dubs

The weather here almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter...

Rollin like a god

Singles!

Anal

WELL SHIT

Tbh I'm a fag

Adeptes astartes get

Careful what you wish for marine, you wouldn't want the great devourer after your head

Victory or death.

get guardsman

Space Marine or go home

The emperor gets

Rolling For Master Chief XD

rollan!

BACK TO PURGING BROTHER

we'll make sure the only thing left of the xeno scum is a puddle of there festering guts...

The only good xeno is a dead one.

For the all father!

venis m8!

Sister of Silence trap get.

I will serve the emperor until my dying breath! Even if it means fighting the tyranids or the necrons or orks or even Chaos!

Rolling to kill.

Rolling for this fabulous outfit and the right to shoot the cowards who flee.

Reporting

Angry marine get.

Here I go

Reporting for duty !

blood?

rol jess

Back to the frontline guardsmen! Youbkbow what they say! 8 hours is an auto promotion

Rollin... fuck

WOOOO !

LET'S KILL US SOME XENOS !

I hope you meant blood angels or blood ravens, and not something heretic

I will give my life for the Emperor

re-roll bois

orc boy plz

KILL IT WITH FIRE !

XENO SCUM! PURGE HIM!

Roll

Reroll

Sure is lovely today.

Blood for the blood God!

Not to worry guardsmen. You will die in servuce to the emperor during the exterminatus

Here goes my death.

Fuk it

AGGHHHHHHH! AN HERETIC BURN HIM

LET'S ROCK

I have arrived.

Got you covered... Lets roast his ass.

Thank you astartes

Fuck the corpse faggot on the Throne, fuck Rawbutt Girlyman and his Ultrasmurfs, fuck that furry fuck Leman Russ and fuck you for thinking the Emperor gives a shit about you, OP.

Skulls for the skull throne!!

Salt for the pop Khrone!

Sounds like heresy...

Similar to the sounds of someone who's about to die.

Death to the false emperor, all is dust

>-rolling

Rolling for Marine

Yeah, well at least my Gods get shit done besides molder on the Golden Crapper.

Oki doki then

Mr SquarePants, an Inquisitor doesn't say "Oki doki then"

ROLL

roll

I hope I get to go somewhere cold... I prefer the cold.

rolling for FUCK YOUR IMPERIUM CUCK SHIT, FUCKEN RIPTIDE POWAAHHH

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Rolling for jetpack.

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