Favorite quotes from the new Ghostbusters movie

>Yes it's true. This woman has no dick.

>Listen! Do you smell something
>(Melissa McCarthy farts)

>I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions, okay? Have you or any of your family been diagnosed schizophrenic? Mentally incompetent?
>My uncle once said the wage gap did not exist, and was merely the result of men and women choosing different sorts of occupations and working different hours, and that literally paying a woman less for the same work is illegal.
>I'd call that a big yes.

Don't be the mayor from Jaws!

I'M NOT THE THE MAYOR FROM JAWS, DON'T YOU DAREALLY CALL ME THAT!

>iannaw if its a laadey thang or nigger thaaaang but am mad aizheel

"The End."

>THAAAATS GONNA LEAVE A MARK.

nice try Sup Forums

did you even read the rviews, the movie is funny get over it

>SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!

Liked this, thought it was something more like 'Don't you EVER compare me to the Jaws mayor! He kept it open way too long!' but I was pretty high so who knows.

>We came, we saw, we kicked the patriarchy's ass

>AYO Y'ALL CRACKAS FINNA BUST A HOSPITAL?

Wait, so people here actually saw this movie?

Was it actually good?

New York is right.

Same here, it was pretty baked watching it. It's ok if you're stoned and mix your popcorn with pb m&ms.

>Girls rule, boys drool, bet your pants are full of stool.

That joke and the one about 'see something, say something' are top-notch, a lot of the rest is half-assed improv like the discussion of Swayze movies after Bill Murray's Peck-like character is murdered by a dragon ghost.

Spoilers.

6.5/10

When good it's great, when bad it's cringe worthy.

Chris Hemsworth is the best part by miles.

>I don't go to Chinatown and I 'ain't afraid of no ghost

>Babymen want sequel but babymen confused new Ghostbusters no men at all, baby men angry, babymen dislike trailer

>Oooga booga, where da whi--Oh, there're right here, never mind.

>that came from the front