Post THREE facts about yourself, don't give a fuck what they are. Only gotta be fact

Post THREE facts about yourself, don't give a fuck what they are. Only gotta be fact.

OP is a faggot

no

1. I have had sex with a pornstar, a playboy playmate, and a girl who was in a Victoria's Secret catalogue

2. I own 1/3 of a company worth about 20 million dollars.

3. I am nearly 34 and don't know how to drive.

Fuck you. This is an actual potentially interesting thread. What, not enough furry shit, traps, or pictures of naked chicks for you?

Fuck outta here, cancer. Good on you, OP.

1. I got in a car accident on the same day of the year 2 years in a row. Nothing serious, but interesting.

2. I used to play counter strike professionally before there was money in it/anybody cared (CPL days)

3. Apples make my mouth go numb.

What pornstar?, also, my bf works in government and doesn't drive either. I drive him

1. Lazy
2. Drunk
3. Idiot

>This is an actual potentially interesting thread.

Define subjective opinion?

Nothing to do with the common, popular threads – it's just that this thread is shit.

>Good on you, OP

Possible samefaggin.

She went by Pamela Ann. Romanian chick.monly did like 10 scenes, but for major studios. You can find them on any major porn site.

She looks very different now than she did when she was doing porn, though. Pic is related.

Yellow gives me a headache

I've tried suicide multiple times

I've just passed college because I fucked my teacher

I was in a Danny Glover movie

I've eaten a 72oz steak, salad, and potato in under an hour

I drive American

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.


>being this stupid
>believing outlandish claims on Sup Forums
>without corroboration

OP is a faggot.

OP is gay.

OP is a cockfag.

/thread

Sage.

I'm an insane sadistic manipulator who gets whatever he wants when he wants no matter what.

Op here. Trying to make shit interesting . No samfagging just trying to get conversation

Same

>interesting

Can't make a shit topic / post interesting, unless anons troll and/or derail it. Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

This is now a trap thread

She's an escort, idiot. You really think it's that inconceivable that someone here paid an escort to fuck them?

Thanks for bumping faggot

How is it a shit topic? It might actually be interesting if people actually contributed instead of being faggots as usual. We used to have threads like these all the time back in the day, and it was cool reading interesting shit about your Sup Forumsros.

Fucking contribute or quit your bitching and GTFO. Good threads only happen if people make them good.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

1. I have had sex with several pornstars, a couple of playboy playmates, and two girls who were in a Victoria's Secret catalogue

2. I own 1/2 of a company worth about 2,000 million dollars.

3. I am nearly 47 and don't know how to drive.

Though IDs are gone, sage still works. Heaven still dwells here.

Sage.

>being this mad
>trying this hard

KEK

1. Former Microsoft employee

2. Once smoked some of Quentin Tarentino's personal weed stash

3. I have several wincest stories

Well, there you have it, OP. Now you know why Sup Forums is so shit now.

1. I have had sex with several gay male escorts. Contracted two diseases, including AIDS.

2. I own 1/10th of Atroglide's company, and 2/3 of Viagra's.

3. I am 109 and don't know how to drive.

>back in the day,

>Sup Forums is so shit now.

Newfags, here's a 101 guide on how to spot newfags. They say shit like this.

1: I went on Sup Forums and lied about banging hookers and being a millionaire

2: People got butt mad over it

3: I can't stand mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is gross

>People got butt mad over it

>People calling me out on my bullshit*

Fixed that for you.

this

Op here. I post occasionally because it's entertaining. First time here what in around 2007

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

OP here,

I am gay. I suck cocks.

i'm left handed

i tried to get my cat to lick my dick when i was 13.

i'm a nigger but my nose is very caucasoid

Cool. Now I'm going to text that number, send that screen cap, and send her some money in exchange for your information.

kek please tell me your seriously not bluffing.

why couldn't you just do it without saying anything?

1. I'm a ftm transfag
2. Got $50 AUD in the last few days from different people so I can draw furry porn and other gay shit
3. Full-time disappointment despite my parents not knowing about afformentioned facts

1) I woke up in the middle of my appendectomy.

2) I still use a QWERTY keyboard cellphone in 2017.

3) I used to lick my 6 years old cousin's butthole almost everyday (I am two years older than her).

1. Virgin at 18
2. Majored in mechanical engineering
3. Shot myself in the face with a pellet gun once