To my fellow americans. how do you guys sneak your guns into the theatre for protection from a potential threat...

to my fellow americans. how do you guys sneak your guns into the theatre for protection from a potential threat? i usually hide mine under my trench coat

>sneak your guns

I have a CHL and a leather-kydex hybrid IWB holster for my G19. No sneaking required.

I usually just bring in one of my M18 Claymore mines into the theater and attach it to the back of my seat. Get s friend to help slide it halfway up my ass and carry in a backpack to hide the other half.

ruger lc9 on an ankle holster, but im a cop

>current year
>using a gun
Plebs don't even know about falcons.

Subtlety has never been my strong point, I prefer to make an entrance

First post, best post.

I conceal carry everywhere, I don't give a fuck if they say I can't carry, worst they could do is ask me to leave if they see it

>using guns like some uncivilized pleb coward
>not slicing the aggressor's bullets with your hand-forged katana
Kys

I use Assassin's Creed style daggers hidden at the wrist.

Technically isn't CC considered sneaking?

>those toenails

Nigga are u a real life troll?

>sneaking

I HAVE THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS OPENLY ANYWHERE I CHOOSE AS A FREE LANDOWNING CITIZEN

SHALL
NOT
BE
INFRINGED

>Sneak
I'm the designated shooter for my local cinema on the weekends. If I forget my gun at home they let me use the loaner.

>needing a gun when you have toenail blades

Are all the theaters in Burgerland like this?

You should use that shotgun to trim your nails OP.

What kind of 3rd world country do you live in where your theater doesn't have cockfighting?
That's half the reason I go to movies these days.

>Gun
I live in the safest country in the world with one of the lowest crime rates.
I own a composite bow for hunting and a BB-gun for shooting seagulls and other vermin though.

Texan here, he forgot the Butter Pool

>a BB-gun for shooting seagulls and other vermin though

But doesn't shooting niggers with a BB-gun just piss them off and make them rape you harder?

Only if you go to the megaXD ultra3D turboRealD 128fps super duper ultra imax holyfuckingshityourfaceismelting equipped theaters in my area.

As I said: I don't live in a country with much crime.
The only "niggers" here are actual Africans.
Most of them are very successful businessmen and very few of them are actually impoverished like your "niggers" in the US.
I also don't live in a major city where poor immigrants tend to live.
Getting a gun here is not only expensive, it also requires you to have a 100 pound safe(even for a small handgun), a 2 year membership to a gunclub(or a hunting license.
I have a hunting license for bowhunting, but that's it.
I'd rather take my chances if some rogue paki wanders into my apartment.