Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

still here

The uneasiness will only grow in your mind if you continue to ignore it. Let me put you out of your misery now.

Nah, I'll go to therapy

I'll never leave you.

Seems like most people online love the whole programming thing. What do you want to do as a job when you're done?

Will respond slower, overwatch time

Jesus christ. Too long.

my therapy works instantly. give me an avatar, i'm sticking out like a sore thumb with this 3DPD

I'd like to repair electronics and stuff. That's always been interesting to me
The last 45 or so only took me a day and a half to read, with long breaks in between reading sessions. It gets really interesting
Most of the things you say also stick out

You deserve to.
Necklaces are expensive tho
Sure don't!! That's a Chara thing if she wants!
No, I mean the person I mentioned.
What's your favorite food?
Good, good~ I'd be a little dissapointed if we didn't, to be honest...
>Could probably play in german because I know most of the cards by their arts

I think she knows more about you. She knows what you look like n' all.

How?

Then maybe we should sort that out at some point.

Eh?

Breakfast? Or overall?

I WAS RIGHT ON THE MONEY!

Maybe we should indeed~

"I want to make a necklace out of your spinal column"

Would you like to watch me as I turn her body inside out?

well chains arent from a jeweler i think

I said no such thing.

K

Photoshop.

I'll consider it. Still, that's a lot.

Overall!
But both.

Sure wouldn't! I think you should just relax.

No? Where would I get a nice jewelry chain, then?

rolling for the jews, #dubsget

fuck yeah dubs

Sounds fun. Best of luck! What else do you like to do?

But a chara thing is a you thing, isn't it?

I dont know I dont buy jewelry but the jewelers place probably sells them i figure

I'm always relaxed, its so boring.

I like to drink when I can, and I play video games out of habit

Any closer to figuring out the thing to go with it?

Pancakes or waffles for breakfast.
Steak for overall.
Anya for midnight snack.

Ah a drinker. I'm pretty good at that as well. What vibeo games you like?

Well..I suppose you're not wrong...But it's her money if she wants to do that!
That sounds like a hassle, though
Well...Stress, then, but don't stress about this.
Crepes/bacon for breakfast
Steak is best overall, good taste
>lewd as fuck

I'm not very good at drinking, but it's somethign I enjoy, despite being sick generally afterwards.
Lately I've been playing Guild Wars 2, but that's something that I'm not sure how long I'll keep up

Everything you say sticks out

But sure... let's see... someone from corpse party

Don't worry, I can read and understand english sweetheart, no need for german

And she can do nothing to me

kek

nice dubs

Nice dubs yourself my friend

I never felt stress in my life.

I don't want an edgy avatar. I want something that reflects me.

So, you want an edgy avatar

well yeah but its your problem right?

Just saying~ It might be easier to get some stuff if I want! But this way I can bring my stuff...

Sure, and she probably can't do shit to me.
>Doesn't want an edgy avatar, something that reflects you
>You, the edgiest motherfucker
You're not wrong

Think I'll wait till you're here to decide.

>Bacon
Ewwww.
>Lewd
As if you wouldn't like a taste of Chara in the middle of the night.

SO, who are you then?

Yes! Bring your stuff and never leave!

Well, she does live in the same country as you...

Oh? You'll wait that long? And here it was going to be a Christmas present...

Best type moon claimed.

Lewd. And supportive!

Ah, that's an old game.
I don't drink often, I tend to drink way too much when I do... Like 30 shots+
Not good.

I should specify, I meant Guild Wars 2. I never had the original.
I keep forgetting there was a first one, since they're pretty different from each other

I can't drink that much, it doesn't take all that much for me to have "too much", but I tend to go there and past when I can afford to

>not liking bacon
>calling me lewd to cover for yourself
That's not important! You're not wrong, but it's not important!

Ahaha, I'd love to~ But it's not that easy, honey.

Still, she has no idea where (specifically) I live, and what I look like.
Nonsense, I am pure.

Why are you hiding?

I wish I could backhand you right now.

I'm pure, honest, sweet, beautiful, perfect. I'm leaving now, Good bye, Chara~ Get me an avatar when I come back.

And I wish you wouldn't come back, you terrible, terrible person~

I know...

not gonna happen sweetie. She can't even find me

Lies everywhere, but okay

Ah but GW2 is old too! I almost got it at one point, it looked good.

Ah, well being a lightweight is better. Money saver.

You two don't seem pure...

I can wait if it's yours~

Just not really a fan of pork in general.
>You
>Pure
You can't make that claim after waht I've seen.

Well is there nothing I could get as an actual Christmas present?

Ahh...Well, it's fun to fantasize, though!

And she can't find me!

Nonsense! Completely pure.

Pork is...yeah, it's okay.
We should go to a cheap-ish japanese place near me, they have good katsu, speaking of pork. I usually get the tonkatsu.

>Implying I'm not the purest of pures

Nonsense. Louise is the purest being in the entire world

That's true!

She was pretty close to you though...
It's much harder to find someone from another country though

Because you weren't worth posting a picture to
4 years isn't that old as far as games go though

It does save on money, but it's also annoying if you want to just drink for a long time
>I like that .gif

Do you Fear Death?

I fear your trips, west coast vodka

Pfft, about as pure as Mako

Just stick to beer then! I'm on sups right now that make me super drunk easily so I know your pain! Thank you, she's a qt

About...pure things

I can't see her ever getting ahold of a picture of me. You're the only one I sent them to, and Mako took the one, and she's not dumb enough to post it

Mako's a lewd person! Completely untrue.

Yes, a lot

nice trips though

And romantic things~

A picture that will change in time. I'll look different... hopefuly

I am bound not by this world.

I am not West coast, or Vodka.

I am an entity, one you are unable to concieve, more Primordial than time itself. I exist even as I am destroyed.

I've seen one! I think, memory could be failing.

I don't like the taste of beer! I mix all my drinks like a "pussy"
What are you taking supplements for?
>I am an entity, one you are unable to concieve, more Primordial than time itself. I exist even as I am destroyed.
This sounds pretty fucking cool actually

...

I don't believe you...

God you remind me of me. I hate fucking beer, I'll drink cider beer and mikes though. I love girly drinks.

Weight loss, of course, and gains!

Beer is Disgusting.

Drink Vodka like a real man.

Of course, those are some of my favorite thoughts during just..whatever daily thing I'm up to

Mhm, you will. I'm excited to watch you change and you get happier.

Oh shit, I totally forgot I sent you one
You're right tho

Well, you totally should! What evidence do you have otherwise, of course!

I've never had cider beer. By Mikes, I assume you mean the vodka/lemonade mixed drink? I love those, though I usually just buy a jug of lemonade and a bottle of vodka

Oh, you mean like workout suplements? I figured you were talking about something else
I do drink vodka, I hate beer!

I can feel it in my bones.

Yeah! Mikes is delicious. Vodka is smooth too, it's alright.

Yeah, what other supplements were you thinking of?

I can't do shots anymore, so a mix that removes the bite from it a bit is pretty perfect, especially since they taste good

I don't know, some sort of health supplement I guess

Pfft, fuck health!.
I just lift to be able to drink...

OH SHIT, EDC LINEUP TOMORROW
I'ma scream like a little girl

Innocent and pure until proven guilty and lewd.

pommies has the best strong cider

G'day.

You say with a riding crop in hand...

I'll get you one day.

Evening/midnight!

Shush, she likes to go horseback riding.
We'll see~

>implying she doesn't like to go Chara riding

Yohane drinking partner? :thinking emoji:
>fuck health
>lifts
You're already doing too much!

>EDC
I think you've said this before, but I can't remember what it is for the life of me
Do they? I've never had a cider before
Hello

Her? Not so much!
Me? Not important..

Close, it's 11.

I'd drink with you, sure m8
I like to look big and lift heavy!
Also, Electric Daisy Carnival, an EDM festival!

Lewd. Proven lewd.

I tried
How are you?

Beat me to the punch line.
I assure you that is not proper horse riding gear.
It is proper dominatrix attire though.

Anzu

How's it going?
I'm great, finished a track today. Gonna do a final mix soon.

How?!
The riding crop is from her ride over! And she won the uniform after winning a contest at work, and it'd be a shame not to wear it at least once!

>Work
I've seen enough of the anime to know she wouldn't get a job.
>Or win a contest, Zero.

Heh, I was referring to the picture you had posted. Though, I'd be okay with drinking with another user
>look big and lift heavy
I want to look slim and fit, but lifting will not do much for me cause of my body type

Oh, then we didn't say before what it was, I never been to an EDM festival or anything before
It goes. Who's this?

I'm the guy who was reading Pandora Hearts and didn't have a waifu. I can't recall what I called myself, though. I haven't read a chapter in a while either, so I gotta do that.

Ah you make music? Cool! What kind?

Being ridden is lewd

I'd drink from yohane.
WHat's wrong with your body type?
EDM festivals are great, the music live is so much better.

the user that likes mau5?

nope! That picture I just posted was her normal work uniform! She got a job there on order of the princess, and won a contest semi-relatedly to that! No lewd involved.
And who says I am being ridden?

Oh, was that you? I didn't realise you started posting a waifu! What part were you at before you stopped?
That sounds bretty lewd yo, can't blame you though since she is waifu
>don't do it in public though
Well, it seems that no matter what I do, I can never build any sort of muscle, which is kind of needed if I was to try and tone it. It's hard to tone nothing, you know?
I don't really listen to EDM much, there are other things I prefer to listen to

Ah, I haven't found my genre, but this track is house. Inspired by deadmau5's Faxing Berlin and I Remember.
Yes.
It's been a whle, but I'd say ch 60ish?

Can you just wrap yourself up and send you to me?

I have no idea what any of that Weeb speak is.

>Implying pure at all

Excuse me, il have you know I'm a grade A dumb, and can do all the things a dumb can do with ease!

>Totally didn't pass out for a bit there
I am upset, I can't find the burger I was gunna heat up for lunch...

You did! Right after I said it was her!

Ah, are you one of those really skinny types?
Really hard when it's like that, gotta at least take in one gram of protein per pound of weight at that point. And lots of carbs.
Also why not in public?

Pretty sick, Deadmau5 ain't too bad.

Oh boy, you're at the exciting part! Has Glen been revealed yet?

What kind of a contest?

Aisaka Taiga claimed

Welcome back~
It's a type of food
you eat it
it's good
>dumb stuff
But you're not dumb enough to post a picture of my face at the person threatening

So on a scale of 1-10 how hard should I bully you about your girlfriend in front of your friend

Technically we were talking like I was the one riding..
Tip race.