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The Office of Strategic Meme Services is a wartime intelligence agency of the United States. The OSMS was formed to harness dank meme magic and use its savagery and spice to trigger America's enemies and to red pill America's masses. Our mission is to create, collect, and distribute the dankest, spiciest, and most savage memes to the masses. Like its predecessor the OSS, we have ten branches in our organization, which have been updated to reflect our modern needs:
The Ten Branches of the OSMS:
Truth Trolls - Operatives dispel myths and expose lies through trolling with truth memes.
Meme Experimental Unit - Operators research and develop new memes and test their effectiveness.
Trigger Squad - Operatives challenge the politically correct and care not for fee-fees.
Kek Force - Operatives manufacture rare and common Pepes and praise all top keks.
Morale Operations - Operatives support and comfort all Americans, with us or against us.
Operational Shitpost Command - Operatives take to the frontlines of social media and post effective memes.
Meme Magicians - Operatives study and practice the art of communicating efficiently with memes and sigils.
Red Pill Division - Operatives take to the frontlines of social media and confront the masses with the uncomfortable memes of reality.
Special Shitposting Operations - Operatives plan and execute campaigns to meme missions into reality.
BTFO Brigade - Operatives combat the downvoting griefers and haters who attempt to thwart the mission of the OSMS by spamming for visibility.
Members are welcome to engage in any and all branches of the OSMS. Membership requires nothing but participation in the organization and the use of proper branch tagging of each post. Proper tagging ensures that our collection remains organized for efficient meme retrieval.

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this will be our weapon

The OSMS was created on 9/11/2001 by a group of students from Orange County High SChool of the Arts.
Using journals that they passed back and forth, they would draw memes and then spread them around the school.
The group has grown steadily and at this date has 13k operatives.

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Loving these, operative.

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Approved.

Nice dubs, fancy rat trap.

Moar nudes please.
Be a slut...drop your panties and bend over.

are you okay?

>Wrong. He was born in 1957.
>Also, my grandfather wasn't 75. He was in his late sixties.

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If you could dedicate a pic to me (Simon) that would be so nice. Maybe suck your finger and show tits?

more please

I'm not here to bicker about this. The fact is, I have done far more research than anyone else, excluding my father, and I know this much is true:
My grandfather was Wild Bill Donovan.
My father is Wild Jim Donovan.
I am Wild Kat Donovan.
Take it or leave it.

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I haven't been this rock hard in weeks

show feet

can you record you farting?

And I'm not even Simon

Can I please get a full frontal mirror dedicated to Justin?

Sounds like dad just told you one hell of a whopper

me too Sup Forumsro

Soon.

Sharpie in pooper

er, excuse me....Alternative Facts

Pleeeaaaase. It's so hard to find decent recording of hit chick make a fart

Top Kek

>and I know
Alternative Facts

rolling

Wild Kat here, just looking at the thread.

Thanks for this today.

Whats your favourite meme?

She said it was Pepe. (No accounting for taste)

respond

Who cares who your grandfather was? He was no big deal and even if your grandfather was Wild Bill, how does that make you qualified to run the OSMS?

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Here you go!

When I get one loaded up, sure!

she cares...she cares a WHOLE FUCKING LOT

Alternative Facts

Are you on any drugs or booze right now, just curious.

thank, just came to this

I never said it was my favorite. Don't misquote me. I said that it was the most effective.

I love Dana!!!!

Thanks I love you goddess of great beauty!

That's fair. Strike it from the record.

Could you spread your ass?

oh hell yes
thats sexy as fuck

I have his genes. I'm excellent at strategy. I used to be an avid chess player and I beat the local chess master when I was 9. I beat my genius uncle when I was 11. I have a tested IQ of 161. I have a large network of friends who are involved in all areas of the arts and sciences, some who are famous, many who are infamous. I have friends that would die for me and who have lied for me at great personal cost.
I am the most qualified to run this agency because I created it.

but that black toy in your butthole

None. I use a ring light for my photos and it so my pupils are often large since I'm not looking directly into light.

Fucking love a hot girl who farts proudly

Top Kek.

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Could you accept my follow on clyp?

I love Dana. He's a friend of mine.

what the fuck am I reading

vocaroo.com
Please make two recordings.
One where you say
''Oh my god you're cock is huge, it's so much bigger than my boyfriend's. Oh yeah, fuck me, fuck me with your huge cock. Mmmmm yeah, yes, fuck''
and another one where you say : ''I'm sorry for cheating, he was just so much bigger than you. I couldn't help it. Please don't be mad''

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Look on Reddit under user u/LadyLorelei and you'll find some good stuff. Gonewildaudio and some gonewild sets.

am here wat now?

will listen for the tzars in chief's orders for legs pictures. pussy visible bonus for elite infantry

You've asked me to do this before. I won't do this. Sorry. Not into adultery porn. Maybe I will change my mind, but I personally don't want any recordings of me saying something like that out of context. I'm sure you'll understand.

Doesn't seem like your kind of comedian, Dennis Miller is probably more up your alley

metafag

You're wrong. He's one of my favorite comedians as well as a friend.
Don't make the mistake of assuming you know my politics because you saw me wearing a hat.

It's all an act huh?

Greetings, operative! Now you shitpost. Take a look over the branch descriptions and if you have any memes that fit into that category, post them! Feel free to post as much as you want. Picture coming soon.

You seem to be a fan of Dana's, Kek.

Could you put a finger in your pussy and lay on your back and put your feet in the air?

My wife would be so pissed if she knew I was edging to you and your pics

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Shoes.

more.

This thread reminds me about his bit about sucking dick to get back at his dad

So you do it because you're an attention whoring bottom feeder with no dignity that begs for change on the asshole of the internet
>not killing yourself

Lay on the bed and spread your legs wide open

Do you worship Dana or something? This is getting creepy.

No. I do it for the keks.

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This would, how you say, make things exponentially worse you fuckstick

Nothing involving Dana Gould is creepy

Might happen.

What happened to OSMS threads you were going to post last night?

Win! Would love to lick your pussy

Please dedícate a one for Girard

How?

roastie

It would. Whether or not you respect Donald Trump, his death would result in far worse consequences than anything he will do during his presidency. best to hop aboard the Trump Train and be on the winning side of history.

I have an operative working on compiling resources right now.

Who says the Donald would be on the plane? I just want that shitty rock destroyed

Killing hundreds of Muslims and destroying their holiest site would radicalize thousands of Muslims.

Not too hard to understand.

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there's no more room on the train because it's already filled with rich old white men

Moslem/Muslims aren't the problem. It's radical Islam that is the problem.

There's always room on the train. When you are ready to bend the knee, head over to The_Donald. You'd be surprised at how many non-white middle and lower socioeconomic class people support him.