Are YOU a normalfag?

Are YOU a normalfag?

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sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*am bong, my school didnt have a prom

Had no idea how much of a faggot normie I am

wew almost

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>Parents are proud of you
>Still live in their basement

I think they are just being polite user

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I guess

OP here

Considering some of the things i've selected, have happened like 3-4 or more years ago, damn my life looks sad compared to all you guys LOL

Every single one. This pleases me

>have tried recreational drugs
>parents are proud of you

>implying hippies don't have kids

well, ok

I'm 47.

I don't go out most weekends anymore, but I did up until 40 or so.

I'm not in good shape anymore, but I used to be.

Still live in my mother's house, because she left it to me. She's dead.

They know I use them safely so they are indifferent about it

BINGO!

kek

I have more than 10 people who call themselves my friends that would come to my funeral but I don't like them

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Check'em

Can't believe I'm less normal than all of you faggots.

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surprisingly difficult to be a normalfag tbh

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Oh shit

Holy fuck I don't belong here.

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Literally all of them except pick up a girl from a bar or club.

what? You've never been to a house party?

roll

underageb&

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Is this a list for american teenagers?

aaaw shiet

so, you're fat, live at home, no job, no friends, no gf, no life experience... are you the ultimate Sup Forumstard?

Seeing all you normies makes me fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEE
*i was 10 at the time

germanfag here... my life feels worse than this

>seems normal
>parents still aren't proud of you
ouch

oh shit.

you're often alone on Birthdays/New Year but you live with your parents?
Also of all of the things you haven't done I can recommend travel the most.

this is why im a fucking sociopath

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so not being a total waste of sperm and a loser is categorized as "normalfag" now ?
welp..

Loser/10

Consider drinking bleach

I know life is stacked against you, krautbro, but at least you're not a NEET

Hello

Looks like it my dude.

>this is why i pretend to be a sociopath but i am just an edgy cock-guzzling faggot

ftfy

you're a fat virgin who lives with your parents, so yeah, you're not normal.
On the other hand, fukken sick quads bro.

everything except tried drugs

thanks for the correction sir

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>quads
retard/10

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You want to talk about it?

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guess my age.

he even got trips
what a nice guy

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He is too busy invading Poland

also fucking kill yourself, this isnt the fucking samaritans

I've done all of these except the social media thing, that shit is so gay.

What do i win

18

cannot use the same colour twice?
3 years old then

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22

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Quads

thanks.

>gf for over a year
>she told you she loved you
>never put out
ouch.

5

not THAT normal I guess...

the 'I am not a waste-of-oxygen loser award'

also neat quads

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thats high school for you

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Someone beat you to it, fag

the quads confirm the truth

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Why the two colours? You fucking colour blind?

Not fat, but not in 'good shape'.
+ That's not quads retard.

Apparently quads is the prize

30 years old, studied literature, okay job, had to move to another town where i don't know anyone, gf (9/10) left me after 4 years of relationship because i didn't want to marry and have children with her, spend my free time playing FFXIV and listening to noise rock

I haven't moved out my parents house, but both my parents are dead, so I don't know what that qualifies as.

>inb4 faggot

They didn't download the template because they're retarded.

qualifies you as a parent-less fucking orphan

Not exactly an orphan, mum died when I was 8 and dad when I was 23, so I was brought up by my dad.

I guess I am... except I'm kinda fat right now, and I skipped the prom in high school. Don't really regret it either, nobody I GAF about went either.

Ya, I can understand how that would leave you feeling empty. Is it easy for you to socialize, would it be useful to just get out a bit?

Either way, start working out a bit. Take a 5K run a couple times a week and do some lifting; that'll keep you in shape and help some with your mood at least.

You'll start making friends though, but it'll take time.

I hate Facebook and those memes, so that and the tagging thing go hand in hand.
I don't fuck around, even in school I didn't, I've had serious relationships though.
And I've not had sex in a public place lol.

Was this made for 16 year olds from 2012?

but for my friends im not normies because i have a pc gaming and i like anime/manga

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Atleast iam not a burden on anyone.