Hey Sup Forums let's make a story one word at a time

Hey Sup Forums let's make a story one word at a time.
Be as creative and fucked up as you want.
I'll start.

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banana!

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bananas

bandana

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Turkey

lori

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banana

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little banana? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Peeling Bananas, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on chiquita, and I have over 300 confirmed peels. I am trained in potassium warfare and I’m the top banana in the entire US FDA. You are nothing to me but just another banana. I will peel you the fuck open with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, plantain. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bananas across the USA and your PL is being calculated right now so you better prepare for the storm, banana. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your peel. You’re fucking banana, kid. I can be peeled anywhere, anytime, and I can peel you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed peeling, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States cutlery industry and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable peel off the face of the continent, you little banana. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “orange” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking potassium. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn banana. I will shit potassium all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking peeled, banana.