Did anyone ever fuck a celeb? I fucked pic related when I was younger and he was irrelevant. He sucked

Did anyone ever fuck a celeb? I fucked pic related when I was younger and he was irrelevant. He sucked.

I'm a guy by the way

>He sucked
That was unintentional, I meant he was bad

Was he wearing that bikini at the time?

He was wearing gym clothes but no underwear which I always found very odd

which a lister do you think has the smallest dick?

Was this in Seattle?

Who topped?

Was he under 18?

I fucked Scarlett Johansson once.

Amy Lee in HS. She was MS. She was in the prestigious school/gifted/rich kid school.

Gave her the black at a party.

>thathappened

kek, was she edgy then too?

No. She was boring, but less fat.

>things that never happened: the thread

Imogen Poots raped me.

Rachel Mcadams is my friends cousin and she stayed at his house and I saw her in her bra and panties

Cara Delevingne made me worship her feet in a party once. We were both high and drunk as fuck.

Evanescence Amy Lee? huh. I've had a damn bad crush on her for a long fucking time. Care to tell the story?

Taylor Swift begged me to have full on intercourse with her but she wasn't my type. She even offered to pay.

>She was MS
What are you talking about? Multiple scoliosis? Spell it out and don't assume everyone will understand you.

>multiple scoliosis

Jodie foster molested me when we were 13.

I fucked Ashton Kutcher before he was famous. Or more like he fucked me.

probably middle school considering he used high school earlier.

fucking dumbass, use your fucking brain, Where im from we dont even have middleschool, dumbcunt.

How do you people remember who you fucked 20+ years ago? I seriously don't even remember the color of this girls tits that i fucked last week and you guys still have this info ?? its weird

Little Rock is a nigro zone, but has a solid music school. She briefly middle schooled here (8th are in middle here). She spent a few months here(?) and went to a HS party. I don't recall her MS, but saw her again in Pulaski. She was a two years behind me min.

Saw at party, chatted, kissed, fucked.

She was very easy as she might've fucked once, twice before? Very clean cut then.

I got spit roasted by Larry the Cable Guy and Rosie O'Donnel

I would remember because I never had sex. And because I have a triple digit IQ, unlike you. Fucking normie

DUDE CASUAL SEX LMAO

Easily Tom Hardy.

Bill Murray raped me in a ditch and then said that even if I told someone no one would believe me

Your english is fucking strange.

I'm many mt dew/vodkas in. Sorry?

Damn. I have no name for this feel. I'll be spamming F5 in case you write more, but hard to figure out if I want to ask you more, or what. Daaamn.

I wish my dick/heart could be more practical in its desires.

...

Maybe greentext if you feel like it. It may break my heart a little or get me kinda hard. Who knows, perhaps both.

I fucked Sophie Turner in a club bathroom last year. She only let me put it in her ass because she didn't want to risk getting pregnant, do to her career and all. She was adamant about never speaking to each other again and everything.

Good story, user

Too bad it's fake

why are british people so fucking ugly?
did all the good looking one died of the shit food and the black plague?

Even just saying more about how she was would be much appreciated user. I think. Painfully somehow, but still.

Eva Green is alive though

>yfw beautiful women were more likely to marry up, therefore having more access to trade goods that were exposed to plague leading to the mass extinction of beautiful women and comely boys in Europe
They were literally the first ones to get sick.
>have pussy and nice face
>trade for social status
>get nice things from far away
>infected things
>get infected
>dont get to pass on genes
pure science

You told this story on reddit a while back didn't you?

Yeah right you degenerate

I fucked Ryan Gosling on a grocery store once...

>I fucked Kanye West when we were both 15
I'll never know how to feel about that

I fucked Keanu Reeves at the beach back in the 90s. He had a asphyxiation and nearly drowned me.

Meant asphyxiation fetish.

I fucked JFK back in 64.

I fucked Kurt Cobain back in 95.

hehehe totally my man, i really really like women too, i lost count hehe

I fucked Janis Joplin back in 71.

Alan, that you?

We went to Charter Oak together and she was always at my house because she was friends with my sister who is one year apart from me. Yes, I'm too old to be here.

I fucked the cast of the new Ghostbusters movie. I was on set and they paid me to do it, I swear.

Mankini?

Yeah no. Your English is off.

They're an island nation. Not a lot to choose from.

RDJ or Tom Cruise

>tfw I will never fuck mankini

I fucked Aidan Gillen in a club bathroom last year. He only let me put it in his ass because he didn't want to risk getting pregnant, do to his career and all. He was adamant about never speaking to each other again and everything.

Good fuck. She fluffes like a pro.

I fucked Barack Hussein Obama in a club bathroom last year. He only let me put it in his ass because he didn't want to risk getting pregnant, do to his career and all. He was adamant about never speaking to each other again and everything.

Not me, but a (female) former work colleague of my mum's fucked Julia Bradbury.

My brother also knows someone who sucked off David Tennant.

I cucked Liam Hemsworth in '09 and fucked Mikey Cyrus a couple times.

Probably don't count, but also Pornstars Jezabel Vessir, Taylor Wane, and Samantha 38G

Was Julia adamant about never speaking to each other again and everything?

They dated for a while afterwards, so i doubt it.

Don't believe the Miley thing, but how did you get into contact with those pornstars and how was it?

i fucked g hannalius when i was working on the set crew of dog with a blog

Met em at a club here in Portland.

I fucked the dog when i was working on the set crew of dog with a blog

i fucked the set crew when i was working on g hannalius of dog with a blog

No shit hes a nigger

Theyre literal whores dude

Theyre adult actors

show some respect

Sorry user number 72042526' mom.

Nice fresh Pasta m8

Is that you Dan?

just about everyone got fucked by steve jobs when they bought apple.

Once.

Looks like im the luckiest man in the world, i hit this before she turned ugly.

Women showing the middle finger is so unattractive.

not an a-lister, but I know for a FACT that Dave Franco has the littlest willy in Hollywood.

I know this is pretty much a make up a story thread, but here's a real one.

I hooked up with Margot Robbie a couple years ago just before WoWS came out (after filming though), we worked together on Neighbours in Australia. She was always pretty chill and funny, one of those skanks that would act like a complete whore to a ton of different dudes but not really give out anything. Never had sex with her, but got my fingers wet and had something that resembled a drunken blowjob at a wrap up party. But would hardly count that either. I'll claim the kiss and finger bashing though, especially considering now she's famous and I'm still a fucking nobody ;_;

wew lad!!!

You on the football team too, brah?

Tell more.

I passed by him on the street and he grilled me. Makes sense since I do give off a bwc vibe

My dad fucked Bjork before he met my mom
She was 17 and he was 22

where is my god damn amy lee blacked greentext user

>you will never know which stories in this thread are true and which aren't
keeps me up at night tbqh

>a lister

my mate's grandma who's passed away fucked elvis in 1968 when he toured Australia, he gave her a ring and its kept in a glass cabinet. She has all these lewd portraits at her house when she was in her prime hotness.

>give a expensive as fuck ring to every pussy you slay

guy was a legend. I'm not sure if my mate inherited the ring or his crackhead mother took it from his will forcefully.

i fucked ellie goulding at uni, she was dead fish and a whore

i fingered a germanys next top model contestant, thats about it

I don't like this term because there are plenty of adult actors who do not have sex on camera.

What capacity did you work on Neighbours?

Friend occasionally works with her, because they're on the same network. From what they say that wouldn't surprise me
>Playing Laura in American Gods
Why?

Patrick swayze? I thought you were dead

i feel old. i dont understand what that post meant at all

What's her actual age? No way is she 25