Middle school stories thread
>13 years old - 7th grade
>trailer trash and stupid nigger stroll over to my locker area
>hang out w/ them sometimes but don't really like them
>they argue over to my locker area and start shoving each over
>trailer trash grabs nigger by collar and rams him into the locker next to mine
>nigger clocks trailer trash in the face
>trailer trash counter attacks
>full on fist fight
>middle school user doesn't know how to act so user acts like a dork and giggles
>blood smeared on some kids locker
>bell rings and nigger leaves
>trailer trash opens his locker (near anons) and grabs his stuff
>his mouth is like a battlefield, drowned in blood
>head to 7th period like nothing happened
>next day I talk to trailer trash
>turns out some bitch told on him and now he has 10 days of in school suspension
>he doesn't give a fuck
>user goes around bragging like a dork how he saw the most epic fight ever
>lots of people come to user asking about fight
>surprised because I'm very asocial and don't know how to socialize
>trailer trash gets out of ISS
Cont?
Middle school stories thread
cont plz
>7th grade
>always make out with gf near locker before class
>people always gawk and talk about us
>were the only ones who tongue kiss
>start noticing girls staring at me during class and look away when I notice
>More girls start being more nice to me
>smile around me and act nervous
>honestly I was just a geek with a ugly gf
>girls start socializing with me and want to be around me
>This gives user confidence
>in art class, walk up to my girl and squeeze her Ass
>totally taken away
>always wanted me to be more sexual towards her
>it starts becoming a daily thing, I would squeeze her Ass every chance I got
Cont?
It's a highschool story, but who wants to hear the story of how this kid pissed in the coach's shoes?
>trailer trash gets out
>totally fucking Pissed
>starts becoming more agressive
>starts picking on me, his friends, and everybody else
>starts becoming more violent
>Walks up to me on morning
>"hey user, wanna take down this as whole with me?"
>"who"
>"some asshole who beats his sister"
> user agrees
>stroll to 6th grade wing
>find kid
>I know this kid, he's an asshole, once egged my house with his friend
>excited as i wanted to beat his Ass and this is my first middle school fight
>walk up to kid
>"hey buddy"
>principal walks by
>SHIT.jpg
>we get out of there
>trailer trash starts getting more violent as he hasn't been in a fight for a while
Cont?
Sure
Moar
please cont
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>Senior Year
>Forced to take a semester of PhysEd with freshmen due to complications
>Nobigdeal.png
>First day meeting the coach who smelled of cheap cologne, sounded like a seasoned chain smoker and eyeballed all the ladies in the class.
>Eventually I get paired with another senior in my class, so it wasn't all that bad.
>One day I went into class tired as hell
>The hallway outside the locker rooms smelled like piss
>Coach comes out from the miasma ridden room.
>"user, I need your help with something..."
>Brings me into the locker room to find a pair of running shoes drenched in piss.
>Didn't notice his notable style of crocs he wore.
>"I need you to go to the office and grab a trash bag. Just don't tell the dean."
Sorry for the shitty story writing. Cont?
ye cont my dude
>time for school play
>my girlfriend is in it
>get ordered into auditorium and sit down
>trailer trash and our mutual friend sit down next to me (user in middle)
>trailer trash is actually nice to me
>trailer trash instead makes fun of a nerd behind us
>play starts
>trailer trash starts making fun of my gf
>want to punch him but if I do I won't be able to go to a college and he has nothing to lose
>so instead I make fun of my gf with him
>gf notices
It's an asshole thing to do but I prefer a good college than my middle school gf
>after show we walk back to class
>gf is depressed and won't talk to me
>GFs friends walk to me and start threatening and harrassing me
>they're total feminists and hated me already
>behind them I can see trailer trash walking to class
>nerd who sat behind us confronts him
>trailer trash told him to go away
>nerd stranded his ground and insults him
>trailer trash sucker punches nerd
>nerd falls
>trailer trash gets on top of him and throws repeated punches to nerds face
>nerds face is a bloody pulp
>blood has flooded the floor
>everybody's gales at trailer trash as he won't stop punching him
Cont?
So sick of seeing "cont" at the end of every green text. It's your thread, post wtf ever you want. You want a green text thread so make a green text thread.
Cont?
i've got literally nothing to do all night post the story
stop asking if we want yall to continue you fucking roodypoos
>Heads down towards the office just as the other senior walks in
>"Hey, is everything alright user?"
>"Yeah, just getting a trash bag for piss shoes."
>"What?"
>Heads on into the main office (Our school had three offices for whatever reason. No clue why.)
>Encounter bird woman secretary.
>Asks me what I need and I told her up front
>"I need a trash bag for something"
>"For what?"
>"Some kid pissed on the coach's sneakers."
>"O-oh..."
>She heads on back to the dean's office as I waited outside
>Moments later, dean heads out furious as hell.
>Oh fuck.jpg
>Hears him yelling at the freshies to see which one of them did it as the guido coach giving me the glance of death.
>Blamed me for the incident for the entire year, but passed nonetheless!
But wait, it gets better
>Last month of school
>Heads towards the student parking lot as I pass by a group of freshies
>Overhears one of them talking about PhysEd at the beginning of the year.
>Apparently the kid had pissed into a water bottle, placed it outside his trailer in the baking sun to ferment for a few days, then dumped it all onto the coach's shoes.
>Laughs it off, heading home for the day.
Roodypoos, the best insult ever.
Mind if I use it?
Do whatever you want, it's your life
>kid used to naruto run every day to lunch so he could be first in line
>everyone fucked with him since he was a huge weeb
>constantly talked about martial arts and how he could kill you special moves
>had a habit of using the tips of his fingers to hit you in the stomach while yelling out "fast strike!"
>one day will fast striking his victims he pissed off a kid twice his size named viktor
>victor shoved naruto, hard making him fall
>Naruto being a master of both genjutsu and thaijutsu wasn't going to lit this act of war go unaddressed
>he immediately started making fast hand signs followed with loud autistic war screech
>then he lept at viktor going for a flying kick
>mfw viktor barely had to move to dodge him
>mfw he fell flat on his ass
>mfw viktor mounted him on the floor and got at least 5 good punches into his face before campus security stopped the fight
>mfw his sobs made me erect
Lawrence Ks
>special ed teacher sprints towards him and pulls him off nerd
>Principal comes over and tells us to go to class and we do so
>we see an ambulance through the window
>apparently nerd had his cheek bones, nose, and jaw broken
>trailer trash gets expelled and got sent to Juvie
>nerd was in hospital for a long Ass time
>finished up school, never heard anything about him
>jump to 2011
>watching news
>there was a meth lab explosion on the east side of town
>1 critically injured
>trailer trash was the one who was critically injured
I've talked to our mutual friend in 2015. Apparently they were still friends till the day he was arrested. In 2013 he shot and killed somebody on his property and was sentence 40 years. I guess crazy never goes away.
Here, let's trade.
Have this gorgeous babe.
Thanks
>be me
>15 y/o freshmen @ the time
>lots of football locker room fuckery
>Ill give y'all a coupe of stories
Story #1 Deer Piss: My senior buddy and I were waiting outside a local restaurant for the rest of our football friends, just chillin, then a lightbulb goees off in my friends hed. He opened up the glove box and grabbed an extremely old, hot bottle of deer piss he used for hunting and said, hey lets dump these in cody and sabien's cleats. I laugh & completley agree to the idea. We drive back to the locker room and pull out their cleats, he pours the disgusting concoction in cody's shoes, then he says "take a sniff" I do and puke in my mouth, i pour the deer piss in my sabien's cleats and place them back in the locker, go eat lunch, return to practice for 2-a-days. The whole locker room reeks of doe urine and practice was postponed since the stench was so bad, the coach sprayed febreze and somewhat masked the smell, but when there feet hit hose cleats it reeked where ever they went, 10/10 totally worth it.
Top kek
10/10
Moar
Here's a kid that fucking triggered me
>8th grade
>faggot kid
>disrupted class every two seconds
>annoyed students, not teachers, so not the good type of disruption
>Whenever this kid was told off he explained how "everyone else hates me so I do it on purpose"
>Followed my friend around like an overly attached girlfriend, yet would scream about how he's not gay
>It was to the point where I could not talk to my friend without this kid trying to butt in to the conversation
>fucking farted in class and smiled about it after
>acted like he's fit when he was fat a fuck as I am
>also thought he was attractive despite having eyes that bulge more than a monster cock
>God complex was too strong
>Couldn't take a joke
God Im glad we're not at the same highschool
>be me
>7th grade
>all day long hanging out with weeb friend and he says he gonna fight some kid he has beef with
>guy he want to fight actually nice guy
>weeb friend is a dick to most people
>waiting out in hall while changing classes for kid he wants to fight
>thereheis.jpeg
>weeb friend shoves kid down
>hold weeb friend back
>bunch of people see
>feel aplha as fuck
>weeb friend gets suspended
>nobody ever remembers me stopping the fight
>feelsbadman
>in 10th grade
>kind of into making home-made "fireworks"
>made a small kind of m-80 type of thing
>loudasfuck.jpg
>location: gym locker room
>3 friends and I are smoking cigarettes because we were soooo cool
>I discreetly light my "firework" and throw into middle of our circle
>oshit.jpg
>my friends and i sprint out of locker room
>fuse was longer than I thought
>this kid chad goes into locker room
>the coach smells cig smoke and also enters locker room
>explosion.jpg
>chad is expelled.
yes please
>Be me
>7th grade
>class clown
>walking through "hallway" (we have outdoor "hallways" with metal rain roofs overhead with pillars every six feet or so)
>see vice principal
>decide to troll him
>wave to vice principal and pretend to run face first into metal pillar while not paying attention
>smack metal pillar with hand and proceed to fall on ground
>vice principal freaks out and run towards me yelling on walkie talkie
>tfw ambulance shows up
>tfw have to go to hospital and lie about running into pillar
>6th grade and horny as fuck
>me and my mom went over my nieces house
>nieces tits just came in so I couldn't help gawking
>niece acts like a 4 year old, always watching Nick Jr. And playing with toys
30 mins later
>both chilling on couch
>her tits are HUGE
>it was a Saturday so she was wearing a very loose shirt
>surprise her with a tickle monster
>acts with a quick counter tickle and runs to kitchen
>Chase her
>grab her and take her to floor
>were in a spooning position
>stick my hands down her shirt and pretend like I'm trying to go for her tummy
>make my hands down to her tits
>I grab those tits with glory
>"your touching my boobie"
>I let go and tickle her stomach
I left her house and she never said a word. I don't think she even knew what I was doing.
>be me
>eighth grade
>hang with fag emo friend
>freind hates history teacher
>he makes a plan where he would put some drugs and bleach in her drink so when she drinks it her baby will die
>gets another one of his friends on his plan
>tries to get me to go along with it
>nowayjose
>don't know if thier making a joke or are serious
>snitch on them
>teacher yells at them along with some counclers
>next day teacher is gone
>never see her again
I still don't know where she went after that day
>being this new
Fucking candyass, can you even filter?
toppest of keks user +1
bullshit. Doe piss doesnt smell THAT bad.
not middle school but still cash
>be me 17 senior
>take assload of xanax first period
>blackout.jpeg
>apparently choked some 9th grader out for stealing his gfs cell phone (jokingly)
>find fake snow and snow out bathroom in culinary class, teacher makes tard clean it
>put flour into brown bag and save it until end of day
>throw flour all over hallway on my way to my car
>no suspension
oh how i miss high school.
>she gets annoyed and tells me to stop and I do
>she starts to notice how hotter girls are treating me
>she doesn't want me to leave her so she tells me to go to the bathroom during lunch
>we meet and we head into the girls bathroom stall
>we start making out
>she lets me touch her nonexistent tits
>she starts rubbing up against my cock
>I get a Boner and I'm wearing joggers so she can see it
>"gross!"
>she leaves
>at the end of day I talk to her
>she breaks up with me
>tells all the girls about my boner
>they then all lose attraction for me and started picking on me
And that's how I didn't lose my virginity till college
Dafuq
indeed.
why does she fuckin' care about your erection?
>6th grade
>history class
>get urges so I stick my hands in my pants and jerk off right in the middle of class
>asshole jocks notice
>I stop
>jocks make up all these rumors about me sexually assaulting girls during class and flashing everyone
>somehow everybody believes
>I become an outcast
> I told my parents about the bullying
>they put me in cyber school
>never saw those assholes again
>be ausfag
>not amerifat
>have better schools and lives in general
>amerifats cry
True story I swear
Australia is nothing to our Aryan schools
>be tiny freshman
>walking to class
>fucking gotta pass through the one hallway that's always at a standstill because hoodrats stop everything to talk there
>thinking up excuses as to why I'll be late
>then notice that someone made like Moses and parted the sea of minorities
>it was one of those paraprofessionals and their sped student
>decide to hitch a ride because it's the fastest way to class
>sped student in front, followed by paraprofessional grabbing sped student's arm, followed by me grabbing paraprofessional's arm
>it's a tard train
>our HS hosted the "advanced" (idk, forgot actual name) special ed program
>basically, we got the specialest of ed students in all the school district
>they couldn't talk, most couldn't walk
>we're talking drool bibs, wheelchairs, stand-up boards, and screeching
>lots of grabbing and screeching
>this is why paraprofessional didn't react much when I grabbed her arm
>we pass the last of the still crowd, I go off to my next class in the other direction
>then I hear paraprofessional yelling
>"hey, get back here! that's not the way to your class!"
>giggle at the thought of the sped kid breaking lose
>then I get detained
>"special needs room is this way"
>try to explain misunderstanding but paraprofessional won't listen
>apparently another new paraprofessional just started their first day at school that day
>"new wrangler, new tard" was their general consensus
>turns out I became new tard
>took 3 whole days for my parents to finally intervene
>they only stepped in because they were getting phone calls about my unexcused absences and my grades were dropping
>talked to the principal about the whole thing
>next day I resumed regular classes like nothing ever happened
>still remember what dad said to me the day he talked to the principal
>"don't know why you want to switch classes, user. I think you were being challenged at the right level in special ed."
>Be ausfag
>Government literally puts nerf foam on everything so your autistic minds don't have to deal with anything remotely harsh or adult
>Somehow believe this is "better"
When I was in high school (but in canada so I guess its like middle school)
There was this algerian girl in our year, lets call her bob. Its was a program for nerds so we had all our classes with the same people. She was kinda cringy and weird, getting mad at people really fast for no reason. She was a real pain in the ass, telling everybody how to do everything.
Anyway, fastforward to middle of the year, we are watching a movie in class. Bob gets up and goes to washroom, leaving the door open, letting lots of light in the class. Someone gets up to close it. When bob comes back, she leaves the door open again. One of my friends tells her to close the door, and she answers
'FUCK OFF, IM NOT YOUR MAID!!'
Whole class is thefuck.jpeg
I tell bob to stfu and close the door, since she's the one leaving it open. She answers, even louder
'DONT YOU DARE TALK TO ME THAT WAY'
The bitch doesnt know me
I tell her 'Now you close the damn door and you sit the fuck down, you filthy algerian hoe' (we are 14, these are heaving words)
Whole class goes silent.
Bob starts crying and sits down. Teacher's laughing.
Cont?
Yes
Typical goddamn niggers. Even the ones from Africa think they're hot shit.
>lets call her bob
What fucking state do you live in?
This is elementary school but what the hell
>5th grade
>class is working on project
>Indian and nigger are chatting
>Indian is all high and mighty
>"I do not talk to your kind"
>nigger is mad as hell
>"GO BACK TO CUSTOMER SERVICE YOU NIGLET!"
>Damn.jpg
>Indian starts crying and tells the teacher
>teacher calls up and and talks with him
"What skin color are you? Are you seriously making fun of his skin when you have that ekin?"
>teacher Is obviously annoyed
>nigger goes home and tells parents
>parents report teacher
>never saw teacher again
What does it matter?
Cos in QLD they dont do that shit, at least not in the part im from
>trying to go through day
>Fucking hobo breaks through the window
>Whatthefuck.jpg
>Hobo dropped a fucking jar of piss in class and it broke
>Hobo jumps out and gores himself
>Teacher goes on like nothing happened
Okay so fastforward a couple months, bob hates me and all of my friends, but I dont care since everybode and the teachers hate her too.
One day I, some of my friends and a couple person in my class I know less are aske to go see the headmaster of our program. We are like 10. We get into the office, and bob is there. But she goes away when we enter.
We sit and the headmaster starts asking question about our relationship with bob. No one lied, we all said we didnt like her much.
I ask why we are there. Headmaster explains that someone cut off a bunch of hair off bob's head. You cant imagine the effort I made not to laugh.
'But what does this have to do with us?'
Apperently she made a list of persons she thinks wouldve done it. But no one of us actually did.
No one is found guilty of this, no detention is given. Turns out the person who did it was the girl who bob was with in her locker. Bob was always picking on her, telling her what to do ect. Turns out the had enough one day.
Summer never ends
Ano your dad's a savage
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This is the story of how that kid egged me
>early in 7th grade year
>younger kid who lives in my neighbor good is best friends with the as whole who beat his sister
>neighbor hates me cuz I smoke weed and he a Christian and straight edge
>sister beater and neighbor walk over to the edge of my driveway
>talking to my sister, don't notice
>they start shouting my name
> I look outside
>sister beater pulls two things out of his pocket
>EGGS!?!
>he throws the eggs at my window
>pissed.jpg
>I open up my garage - kids see this go running
> I grab my bb gun and chase them
> find the sister beater behind a tree
>he's a fatass so he's easy to see
>I point my gun at him and interrogate him
>I tell him to go before I cap him
>I tell my mom what they did
>mom stormed over to their house and tells their mom
>BIGGEST ASS WHOOPING EVER
>neighbor tells people how I chased them with a bb gun
>slight moment of fame for me
...
KEK!!
Kek
Kek
edgy
>summer after 7th grade
>home alone playing battlefield: Vietnam and Fallout 2
>everybody from school is out doing something except for me as I'm anti-social
>hear noise from basement
>ignore it
>grows louder
>decide to check it out
Cont?
cont pls
do it
>turn on light and creep down downstairs
>turns out laundry was done
>take out laundry so mom won't have too
>dog starts barking like CRAZY
>Sprint upstairs and find dog barking towards my backyard
>my computer is freaking out
>i turn on the lights outside and see figure running into woods
>get call from parents saying they're on their way
>I lock the doors and turn off all lights except for my room
>I turn on "All Quiet on the Western Front" to ease my mind
>hear bang on window
>take a peek and see my friends
>they brought some beer and wanted to share
>I let them in and we had a bloody good time
not bad, what did you drink
Sam Adams Boston Lagar
Thank you for telling your story without putting that fucking "cont?" shit at the end
Haha I did something like that in kindergarten
Word of advice: never go around in middle school saying "I hate jews" the hot jew girl will never forgive you
Dafuq
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I jerked off in class in 8th grade and the only person who knew was a girl I'd known since kindergarten who also wanted me nuts at the time. Bad
topkek
>be 14
>fad of the week is for guys to 'belltap' other guys
>nohomo.jpg
>it's actually just suddenly punching a guy in the dick while shouting 'belltap'
>still kinda gay
>anyway, standing with some guys the same age as me, everyone is covering their crotch in fear of being hit
>this user was not
>6ft tall power giga nigga took the opportunity
>user takes a fist in the ballsack that would've destroyed a planet
>Everyone gasps
>user is in horrifying pain like noone can imagine
>Somehow manage to conceal the pain and internalise it
>Look over to giga nigga, commend him for the attempt with an even voice
>nobody can believe user is alive
>Remain standing and still not cover crotch, even though a stiff breeze could be enough to kill
>Nobody tries to belltap user
>From that day on, nobody belltapped user: The Iron Bollocks
>still mad didn't get revenge on Giga nigga
>6th grade gym class in the first week
>first time anybody had to use a locker room
>amerifag so nobody showers
>one foreign kid gets naked in the locker room and tries to turn on the shower
>the kid next to me sneaks up (also almost naked) and slaps the naked kid's butt
>kid gets a slap mark on his butt cheek and everyone sees him naked
Pretty gay, is your friend a fag
>battlefield: Vietnam
Mynigga.jpg but for real stop this "cont?" Bullshit. It's a fucking greentext thread, so post your greentext. People either read it or not
Did your parents bust you guys drinking? Since they were on their way and all
Not as far as I know. Adolescent boys do some gay shit though.
My parents surprising didn't even notice I had friends over, we stayed in my room, my parents never came in and they never said hi
What state are you from? We were failed if we didn't shower.
Texas
really? in wisconsin they didnt really even care if you changed or not
>be me in 8th grade
>friend and I both had things with two girls in school next to ours
>during recess they call us asking to come visit them, our schools were about three minutes apart
>sure, nothing better to do
>get there, find out bitches have class and they didn't know, honest mistake
>still salty cause they made us walk all the way over there for nothing
>grab empty plastic bottle we had with us, used to keep sixpacks of em' in our lockers
>fill that bad boy up with with almost a liter of piss
>break into one of the girls locker(friends fling) and dump the entirity of our little concoction all over her stuff
>literally all her belongings drenched in urine, including an expensive purse
>leave and make our way back to our school
>receive call from the girls about an hour later, the victim of our little prank is mad af
>her friend joins in on occasion yelling at my friend but stays away from since she wants the dick
>ends her tantrum about one minute into phone call and tries to laugh it off in order to not come off bitchy, mfw
>countinue hanging out afterwards as per use, no biggie, girl I was with even told me she thought the shit was hilarious
did other stuff similar to this so I've got more stories if anyone's interested
Oh.
That's funny. I'm from Wisconsin and they failed you for not showering.
Recess in 8th grade?
>also 10th grade
>learn how to make fertilizer bombs with friend
>he lives on a huge farm
>decide to make rabbit land mines
>set up 4 or 5 in a grass field
>go sit in pickup & drink beer and wait for the big kaboom
>see a jack rabbit enter the field
>FUCK YES
>friend has this stupid dog
>we had no idea he was there, should've been at their house
>doggo comes hauling ass from out of nowhere
>doggo chases jack rabbit
>NO NO NO NO
>doggo got lucky, rabbit had a good 15 yard lead
>HUGE KABOOM
>our ignition switches were a little too sensitive, all of them went boom-boom
>loud as fuck
>decided to use less mix next time
Flash forward a few years
>Oklahoma City bombing
>blood ran ice cold when I heard what kind of bomb it was
We're both damned lucky we didn't kill ourselves
lunch break or whatever
at least at my school everyone got wierded out when the locker room was misted up from the shower
Maryland
This isn't me.
>Be me, be 14
>sit in the back of the class cause the front row is for faggots
>back of the class is the zoo with all the ghetto shit and wanna be gangers
>sit next to this mestizo girl, not too bad lookin but a bit fat
Forgot to mention that these are 8 people tables so they are big as fuck and the back of the classroom is somewhat dark
>chick next to me offers to show some pussy and she does
>my friend goes full monkey so the teacher asks whats going on
>"SHE SHOWED US HER PUSSY!"
>mfw this nigga screams that, teacher is shocked at what happened
>get sent to the principals office for it, all three of us
>principal lets me go clean
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>my friend and the chick get sent home for two days
>mfw when being the silent school kid got me to see some pussy
For those wondering this was a public school, building is old as fuck and was pretty much the most ghetto middle school ever, I could write some more stories, spent 3 years there, 3 of my best years in any fucking school.
borderline pedo/pedo already confirmed.
Lame guys. Lame.
Haha nice. I loved when they would think you're too good of a kid to do that