Dubs decide

Dubs decide.
Nothing overly explicit, but subtle enough to get a reaction.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

The earth is flat. Moons don't lift lakes.

kek kek

Spread the truth, my son

I love donald trump

That's a good start, I'm thinkung of collecting a bunch of little quips and putting them into one massive triggering remark.

School is full of liberal shills, so keep it coming

you live in maryland yeah?

No my dubble dubs prove divine intervention. You are just the vessel for my message

WLM

Trump will be a two-term president. You heard it here first

"Work makes you free"
>above auswitz entrance gate

Drumpf is done it's over for him

Trump is our savior

I'm the reason Donald Trump won his presidency. Thank me later.

God isn't real

You are a bitch OP. By my decree there shall be no more dubs in this thread

life sucks, deal with.

If a nuclear war were to happen. Id be the fittest to survive.

Natural Selection is real, and there are only two genders

Alluha Akbar

dubs decides

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Amber, it's over. I've got too big of dreams and goals to keep stabbing your pussy when your mother was whom I've wanted all along.
Also, I'm in to niggers now

Dubs decide.
Nothing overly explicit, but subtle enough to get a reaction.

Somebody got dubs already you tard

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"BLACKED"

If they're liberal schmucks, maybe some quotes from a real economist (Friedrich Hayek)

"Fascism is the stage reached after communism has proved an illusion."

“I am certain, however, that nothing has done so much to destroy the juridical safeguards of individual freedom as the striving after this mirage of social justice.”

“The more the state "plans" the more difficult planning becomes for the individual.”

“If socialists understood economics they wouldn't be socialists.”

Nothing overly explicit, but subtle enough to get a reaction.

Check em nigs

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Not even the wheel

Rar

Wishing the greatest success to all the men, women, and mental disorders of the 2017 class

Grab her by the pussy

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I've shared pics I shouldn't have. Kik me for the pics.

my name a jeff

Columbine was just a joke

"I believe that I am better than everyone else here, honestly there wasn't much competition."

FUCKING HELL TWO IN A ROW NIGGERS

yessssssss

Im moving away to join ISIS

Sinbad made a movie which he was a genie

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

Can I have some oats brother?

kek

"BLACKED"

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Op here.
Fuck

Lets get Kek in there

kek

Nice! I got two in a row

I have crippling depression.

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your name is mike pence and your senior quote is put a fag in a bodybag

Kek

roolllllll

Kek wills it!

Check'd

THIRD ONE TONIGHT

Sharpie. In. Pooper

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"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

I love me some BBC, and im not talking about the Doctor Who Channel

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Kek

Three tonight

This the *insert city here* sperm bank. You jack it we pack it! This is *insert name here*, how can I help you?

You all should feel lucky to have made it out alive.

Pepe did nothing wrong.

I want you like JFK wanted a roof

Power of kek

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

Checkd and kekd

Rolling

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This shit. Kek

Its not rape if you dont get caught

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

That was delicious

I went to school for one question to be answered, but it never did: "why does my arm turn purple when i eat dirt?"

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Eyy

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depression is like air everyone needs it

36 responded to 36. Freaky

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On the underside of your refrigerator there is a switch. Reach under there and feel for it. Don't mind the dust clumps and the roaches. You'll know it when you feel it, it's a hard metal tab sticking out of a slot in the plastic underside. I will be set on the righthand side (when you're facing the fridge). If you switch it to the left, nothing will happen. Your appliances will continue to run, the floor won't open into a swirling vortex that leads directly into the deepest circle of hell. You won't even hear a hitch in the hum of the refrigerator. You will get up and brush off and go about your business, you may move out of your apartment and leave the refrigerator behind, switch set to the left like it doesn't even matter.

When you die, five years later, the fingers, toes, and eyes of an unidentified person will be found in your stomach.

From up. Cooking kills (awesomely) in
Namibia grounds. Never in Ghana, great in every rhind spaghetti

I went to Taco Bell and tried to spend a $2 bill, and the cashier had no idea what it was and called the cops.

cock

I've always loved you, Miranda.

When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

kek
just keep guessing people op might know

The Spell-Card Pot of Greed allows me to draw 2 cards from the top of my deck!

This.