Ask teh 8 ball

Ask teh 8 ball

Rolling

Aand reask

Will my shit be purple in the morning?
>I've been drinking purple food coloring al day because I have nothing better to do.

Fuck you fucking 8-ball! Fucking tell fucking me if my fucking shit fucking will fucking be fucking purple fucking tomorrow fucking 8-fucking-fuck! FUCK!

>yes it will.
Thank you magic 8-ball.
>have a pot cookie for my meltdown earlier.

Is the recent stomach trouble a flare?

will i have gf

Can I jerk it

Reroll

is it my destiny?

will she like me after what i did lol

wish she like me after what i did

Do I still have hope to make a comeback with her?

Is OP a fag?

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winrar

Will I escape this never-ending pit of existential depression?

Will it work out?

Check em'?

checked

Nice.

Should I leave?

will i ever stop being a fat girlfriendless loser

Is brittany the most attratcive ever?

is taylor going to blow me?

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kys

Will I leave my wife for that girl?

Will I die in the next ten years

It's not what it looks like, I swear.

will i get good?

Will I continue wasting my best years on the cesspool that is Sup Forums despite having so many other things that I could be doing right now such as working out, reading a novel, composing music, going outside, and essentially doing anything less depressing than this?

Fap?

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Will I be financially free?

Fuck you im gonna fap anyway! Does she love me? Oh eight ball

is there someway out of here and will i reach it

Is she a good fit>

is this true?

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Will i get ARD?

should i begin reading the book

ralling

rolling

nigger what?

what the actual hell

will I get my shit together?

will these niggers ever start posting funny shit and not just porn?

guardians make their own fate

5 is such a gay number

Magic 8 ball, will I fap again this morning?

Magic 8 ball will I fuck my dream girl?

Will I ever leave this place?

kill yourself

Will BDT and I get married?

Will my business be successful?

Thanks

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Will I die by suicide or will I get killed before I have the chance too

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Redo since I failed in they way I asked. Will I die by suicide?

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Out the 8 women on facebook I messaged. Will 1 take what I said seriously?

Did he cheated?

Is trump gonna calexit?

Is her snatch loose like goose?

Is my bf lying?

will i ever be confident?

Is my bf saying the truth?

Does she take big dicks on the regular?

Did she left me for being anxious?

We will marry?

Is it good idea to drop college?

Should I be a mathematician?

Should i trust my boyfriend?

Should i be a writer?

Is it good idea if i drop college?

am i gonna be happy?

are we gonna be happy if we marry?

am i going to leave this horrible country?

we will marry soon?

will i be a well-known artist?

are we gonna be happy if we marry?

Will I get the job tomorrow?

Ok will I get a notification tomorrow?

will I get the pussi soon enough?