In the future, all conflicts will be resolved with gay chicken

In the future, all conflicts will be resolved with gay chicken.

At least they're not cows.

Conflict is, per human nature, unavoidable. All's we can do is do our best to minimize it.

Oh goody, the shit you pick up in For Honor has stats to them.

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violations for everyone

But you're not a top.

Don't violate me pls

No matter the competition, I always come out on top.

1 like = 1 prayer

"no" is universal

What if the competition was a "Touch Snarf's penis" competition?

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well when you put it that way...

I wouldn't join in because I know your status, making me come out on top for being amazingly conscious

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sure is Zarbon in here.

I think Yuki wants to ride cowgirl.

There actually isn't a lot of lucaxgreninja

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It's dead in here.

I want no rides

i know, its sad.

i dont even have much on my desktop either.,

But that's Yuki wants to be on top.

>be here last night
>get told to keep chastity device on until today before work
>do so
>went out to eat
>was 11/10 horny
>get home
>talk/shitpost here a while
>some people post really nice butts
>12/10 horny
>won't violate the rules but have to do something
>use dildo for the first time in 8 months or more
>about 15 minutes later have intense orgasm
>not much cum but the feeling was great
>sleep really, really well
>and_everything_went_better_than_expected.avi

Sup homos

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Hello.

Hey snarf, hows For honor?

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Challenging. Reminds me a lot of getting used to a fighting game.

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Cool, so is it more like Die by the Sword?

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I guess NS is just not working for me :(

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Apparently if you use firefox you need grease monkey and 4chanX installed also too and as well.

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Not familiar with that.

The basics of the game are you lock onto your opponent to enter Guard Mode. In Guard Mode, the camera locks onto the opponent, and you use the right stick (or mouse if using the PC) to change between 3 directions; up, left, or right. This is where your guard is and determines which direction you'll attack in. If you attack where the opponent is guarding, they block, and vice versa. The idea is to make an attack by switching quickly to an unguarded side and hope they don't switch to block. There's other stuff like guardbreaks, dodging, parrying by using the heavy attack against an incoming attack at the right time. Its really good for one-on-one, like Dark souls without all the rolling to backstab.

Problem is when A. there's more than one, and B. playing Dominion mode, which throws in AI grunts. Lock on isn't a toggle, so you have to hold onto the button, and switching targets requires letting go and repressing to lock on to the new guy. So dealing with multiple guys is a pain. And you can't lock on the AI grunts. They are fodder, dying to a single attack, but when trying to duel with your enemy players, its a pain having the grunt walk up behind you and whack you while trying to fight.

moar horse

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So in essence it's rock paper scissors with interrupts?

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Kinda. I'd say more like high-mid-low blocking in a fighting game.

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artist's name please?

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I've heard of blue balls but this is ridiculous.

I got them yesterday but i can't remember the name.
Well i'm just waiting for it to finish DL'ing

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do you have a pixiv link?

It's on FA, got about 70 userpages from yesterday in my history.

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