Gay test

Gay test.

If you can look at this image without your dick moving you are officially straight. Post to tell us how you did.

its not that hard lul

failed bigly

yeah, OP didn't say you have to click it to be full-size

that makes a big difference

damn im straight

Straight

Passed. Show me a picture of a turgid veiny cock and I'll surely fail. Claiming straight.

Maybe if you actually posted an attractive male you'd get more of a reaction.

Yup, straight.
Good to know.

I'm bi and all can I think about is him getting bit on the nuts by a snake or something while his leg is stuck in that hole

>posts cartoon dick
Faggot.

Bisexual actually

been concerned but not a wiggle
thanks bro

Gay and no reaction

I'm bi, but my dick didn't even budge. Rip dude.

No. You're posting LoL shit too. You're a faggot.

Bisexual actually silly

>Bi

Kek fags in denial.

I'm still the same user. You are a faggot. Deny all you want. You like LoL and dick. Double faggot.

No. You need to open the pic to full size or it has no effect

Now now don't assume everyone's like you user

Oh stop being so anal about LoL

Pic reminds me of the post from years back where an user said he did this pose everytime he was in the shower to justify his dead emotions.

Nope, still has a micro dick and while I enjoy big balls, the lack of a cock is too much of a turn off

He managed to shove his leg into the shower floor every day? Damn that's determination!

You're not fooling anyone here cum guzzler.

I'm sure your parents know what a little faggot you are kek

Gay and no reaction. Show me some big man spreadig his ass then I'll lose

You sound as bitter as the cum I guzzle down user

>you look
>nothing
>you move on

Does nothing for me. I even fap to traps and cds

Getthelube.com

Dick didnt move, therefore am straight.

I like traps

Therefore liking traps is straight

>mental acrobats

Im Bi, he just aint what i like, and also i need more than pictures..... so straight by your measure is actually not????

>Jerks off to cartoons
>Unironically

Holy fuck nobody will ever love you, homo.

>Therefore liking traps is straight
actually is

trap is a straight fetish

My dick moved, he's trapped and I love that. I'm straight tho

Op posted a top or bottom test.

Tops have dick move

You're projecting user

>Tops have dick move
bottoms wonder where big dick is

You got me, user. I was too busy staring at that delicious yam bag to even notice his leg in the ground.

>My dick moved, he's trapped and I love that. I'm straight tho

You'd rape his ass

doesn't make you gay though

wouldn't mind watching that

I guess he has a cute butt

I thought at first he was doing the terminator pose, then I saw the leg in the ground, then I noticed the massive balls and lack of dick.

So I don't blame you

I'm officially straight but I whack it to traps. What now faggots?

>Y-you're projecting!!

Kek fucking pathetic man. You're probably a fat fuck. Please tell me you're at least considering suicide.

Get creative fagget.

only straight fap to trap

Why are you so mad? Are you pissed I didn't find OPs lacking image arousing? Or the fact I get off to cartoons? Does LoL really trigger you that hard?

>My dick moved, he's trapped and I love that. I'm straight tho

I see what you did there

...

This guy is trying too hard

Hey babe, wanna erp~

>Dodging the question
Kek full fledged faggot confirmed

Not the guy you were talking to, I just couldnt help but notice how much of a F A G G O T you are lmao

I failed.

Does this mean I get to meet him?

im paralysised from the neck down, but at least im not gay

Which questions exactly? So far it's just been a guy getting cranky at my spank bank

>closeted fetish

I'm not gay, but I've fucked a guy who was

that's gay

This guy knows what's up
Only bottoms are faggots

I'm not mad. You're just a disgusting person. Just know there's someone out there in the world that hates you through and through.

Hopefully we'll meet soon.

>>closeted fetish

No. I'm not in the closet and traps don't interest me in the slightest.

the whole appeal of traps is that they are girls

I'm not into girls. If a boy looks like a girl it's not good. Boyish boys are fine. But there is a difference

>only closeted fap to trap
Quit doing mental acrobatics guys.

Oh, turns out I'm straight.

My boyfriend will be upset.

>not mad
>I just hate you through and through

Uh huh, you should really go for a walk user, if you're going to be this disgusted by a porn choice you really need to chill

>that's gay
a man dominating another man isn't gay

there's a difference between consensual and non-consensual

>not in the closet and traps dont interest me
That's my point.
Traps aren't girls though.

...it's gay for the dominator.
I guess if the dominated doesn't like it it isn't gay. my b.

I made it full size, and got absolutely nothing.
I actually wish I was gay, sadly I can't just train myself to be attracted to men.

>Traps aren't girls though.
close enough

zero attractiveness and I like relatively feminine guys

big difference between a boyish young guy and a trap

you get a slight dick moving from this your around 30% gay due to the fact you dont have to see a disgusting face up their it depends on the face and so forth of characters we get on to some men love femeninity in other cd's and traps and shemales which makes it easy to fuck the traps due to feminine quality thus anyone who is into feminine is straight and anyone into masculine is a gay guy im only saying so is due to the fact some men do love the booty but once you see the top part and the chest thats the thing that kills the boner i'll fuck anyhole as long as its big and feminine looking or nuetral such as a hole in a table which i fucked on thanks giving the table was neutral . anything with masculinity is not neutral .and so said and done

>I can't just train myself to be attracted to men

yeah, that's life

on a good note, women are a lot less picky about looks

just make enough money and you're set

Close (almost) only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

that's some golden pasta

If that were true the prison and military populations would be filled with mostly gay men

they're not

fact is that men will fuck other men non-consensually without it being gay if they choose to

it was a common practice in the ancient world to humiliate a defeated army. They'd take their wives and fuck the men

just because youre in denial doesnt make you any more straighter regardless of status in the military or prison.

This isn't ancient world you faggot.

>Women are less picky
Really? Because the main reason I would like being gay is, aside from not having to put up with women's bullshit, gay men seem less picky and generally much easier to get in bed with.

my dick didn't move a nanometer.

Probably because they know what they want and neither party is gonna cry rape afterwards (one would hope)

>mmm ima take this manpussy
>not gay though
The fuck you mean your not gay. Sticking your dick in a shit infested masshole.

>Really? Because the main reason I would like being gay is, aside from not having to put up with women's bullshit, gay men seem less picky and generally much easier to get in bed with.

Not really. Young attractive gay men are a lot pickier about looks and age than young attractive women are.

Have money or fame and you can look like Larry King and still get girls.

gay men are super-easy to get into bed if you're hot or if they aren't

otherwise, it's a PITA

I had a twitch. How many volts mike?

i made that on the go and to explain i hope everyone has been clear'd of their confusions to what not some people are into masculinity and some into femininty its not gay to fuck feminine but it is gay to fuck jacked up guys like this sheriff over here

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>gay men seem less picky
Ok bud.

i see a friend in him

i like guys and i can keep my dick from moving with this pic
Shit thread

facts are facts

a rapist doesn't care about getting a little shit on his dick

I was talking about ancient armies not pantywaists who fap to anime

oh my god you faggot.
if you know what the top looks like its gay.
if it has a dick you're gay.

TIL rapists aren't gay

oldies aren't sexy

>TIL rapists aren't gay
statistically unlikely to be

not "can't"

most man-on-man rape is doing by hetero men fucking gay men, actually

that's how it works in prisons unless someone wants to put a straight guy in his place or there isn't enough gay ass to go around

technically some are bi, though. bi is a lot more common than gay

you stupid faggot the cock dosent make the guy or trans or cd or shemale anyless attractive or so it depends on the tastes . its proven cd's and traps have feminine quality thus its easy for straight guys to fuck them due to femenine traits while if guys like to fuck jacked up dudes and muscle guys they are gay . cock does not make you hard its on the scale of masculity-neutral-femeninity . a jacked up shit like this in the pic i wont be able to fuck but send me a shemale my way who's face is a girls i can fuck that easy due to the femininty in the shemale they dont add the she in the male for no reason now do they ?

ALT facts.
Look mentally if you think a hole is a hole that's fine. But in the end when you put your dick in another mans ass, youre gay.
I don't care if they identify as straight.
THATS DENIAL.

see

First of all, checked. Secondly, kek'd.

You're probably right but I've been on tinder and showed pictures of myself to both women and gay men. I usually get a better reaction from men. Most women will say I'm good looking or decent, but most gay men will be like, "omg you're daddy as fuck! You're perfect I wanna be your fucking cumslut etc."

I'm just telling you what I've experienced is all.

killed the boner I had, actually surprised by the result

the reason for putting a dick in a hole is to get sperm out thats an alternative we fap to get our cream out me fucking a guy with VR Glasses and a porn star girl on the VR does it make me gay ? nope im fucking a hole but with VR glasses on and a porn star on my eyes whos a girl so it makes me straight now doesnt it . in prison men dont look at the masculinity as our human mind craves sex all we need is a hand or a hole to fuck . in the end its just a hole and any hole will do for a man be it straight or gay

Not true. Statistically there aren't that many gay men in any population at any time.

Gay percentage has nothing to do with social mores. It's purely biological.

Lots of situations have shown men being willing to fuck other men -- much more than the percentage of gay men supports.

samurai fucking kabuki boys
ancient armies fucking the defeated
men in prison

etc

Because men are the actual sex sluts and will fuck constantly?

Men are sex pigs.

You say this "any hole will do for a man" but they aint using a hand. So they choose to do gay things and claim they are straight cause of their ego and pride.

What is denial. You guys dont address this.


Both of you saying this shit basically...
>I can fuck all the guys i want and not be gay

The fucking mental acrobatics intensifies everytime.