BIG BROTHER /bb/ /bbg/ bih brother zakiyah don't know about that virgo

No links to live feeds, they all get taken down and it's like $6 or some shit anyway. Have your parents buy them for, you plebs.

HoH (Head of Household): Paulie
Roadkill: Tiff
Veto: TBD

HoH Nominations:Tiffany and Natalie
Roadkill Nomination: Corey

CANNOT BE NOMINATED THIS WEEK Frank, Bridgette, Reddit

caramel ice cream scoop and a waffle cone
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
with strawberries, whipcream, and and hot fudge ontop!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I love it.

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thanks ian

your welcome spencer

based ian

I want to kiss Paulie's dad and watch him cringe as hard as I am cringing right now.

delete this please

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Its ok to feel what you are feeling.

i love it

What were Paulie and Bridgette talking about? They were so quiet.

cam 4 16 minutes back

this is ASMR

Hey guys my date went well, what did i miss?

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Tank Mode. Frank said he is going to be handing out threats like lollipops.

Paulie must have been rock hard at the time.

I know i would be.

Tiffany has mad tells. When she lied just then. She shook her head as if she was saying no.

I wish BB18 Frank was as tank as BB14 Frank.

bb better fix it so frank wins POV

He still has a shot at winning.

Is tiff not working with frank anymore?
Im out if the loop I hate being a fucking show fag this year

she is too pure for this game

she is solo, but giving frank info that might save her

Tiffany is only with Day. Like an idiot. She is working with Frank but the trust isn't there. Both Day and Tiffany want to get Frank, Corey, and Paulie. Tiffany's primary target is Corey, Paulie, and then Frank.

Frank is waiting for a pearl harbor before he goes into tank mode.

I wonder which season he had more fun on. I'd guess 14.

Without a doubt unless he wins.

Fucking Paul.

What is this idiot gonna do now.

I don't know why Frank thinks Michelle has any sense.

Yeah, I feel kinda bad considering how boring this season has been.

jerk off

PISSED

PISSED

Just trying to sell tshirts.

>you will never be in the big brother house, showmance a qt and then be booted out a third into the game.

Remember Aaryn's showmance who was the first boot?

Jackson is so fake.

>no previous thread
you dumb fucking imbecile

I'm so sorry.

CARAMEL

ICE CREAM

SCOOP

AND A

BACON

WAFFLE

CONE

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I LOVE IT

SQQUUEEE
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Are they trying to backdoor the TANK?

I'll save you BB

They fucked up any chance of doing that by flipping the vote against bronte. At this point they should realize that it would be better to have the best comp player as an ally. But they will continue to make retarded plans that rely on Frank losing comps

>Sat 3:53 AM BBT Frank: I kinda like the island of misfit toys

What did he mean by this?

>no link to last thread

>They fucked up any chance of doing that
do you even know what a backdoor is

>basil and beans isn't bad
>I can eat basil salads

no that's pretty shitty and natalie is gonna faaaaaaaart. they get baguettes though Frank called it

You can't backdoor somebody who knows the whole house is against him

>You can't backdoor somebody who knows the whole house is against him
do you even know what a backdoor is

Do you even know what a backdoor is?

not the front one.

backdooring someone is putting them up as the replacement nom after the veto is used so it doesn't allow them to play for their life in the veto comp. its literally how Frank got evicted from the house his last season, when he knew everybody was trying to get him out

I've seen that shitty one time, and that fucker was on it. Never realized he was a big brother cast off.

We #IslandOfMisfitToys now

he did lose, corey won HoH

without teams he wold be done because tiffany won RK

he would be in prime position to be backdoored this week.

>corey won HoH

i mean paulie

its not even 10am and i havent drank any caffeine yet. settle down

>Sat 2:45 AM BBT Michelle: I like taller guys, funny guys, quieter guys. Zakiyah: Yeah, Paul is too loud. NT - PowerofVito

>Sat 2:44 AM BBT Michelle is not interested in Paul: I have my man outside. Zakiyah: Ooooh, is he fine? What is your type? NT

did ian cry himself to sleep last night?

she's lying she said she has no friends at home

>implying shes not making that guy up too

>taller guys
Game over for Ian.

way more options than peanuts and popcorn

Ian, if you are here, are you rooting for Frank, or are have you guys never made up after the season?

Bridgette is only with him because he is HOH.

It shows who she likes the most (Frank) by who she spent time with as HOH. Still a whore though.

>tfw tall
>tfw good looking
>tfw socially awkward engineering student

I can't be casted as either the nerd, or whatever corey is supposed to be.

Is bridgette the only girl in the house that doesn't pile on the makeup ?

nicole doesn't

none of the girls wear much makeup except for live shows and diary room entries

Z and Nat spend over an hour doing their makeup and shit every day

i cant believe they just let the kitchen sink leak all over without even attempting to do anything about it. you would never do that in your own home. scumbags

if youve seen natalie without it you know why she wears so much

Does anybody have a update on the current alliances?

wasn't watching. is it the pipes under the sink leaking or is the whole sink fucked

reminder that Paul always talks about how nice he is
>Paul: Pick me, I'll piss Tiffany off. I'll just concentrate on pissing her off. Your boy gots you. Or Ill try to win.

Paulie: "Did you ever see what a .44 Magnum pistol can do to a woman's face? I mean it will fuckin' destroy it. Just blow her right apart. That's what it will do to her face. Now, did you ever see what it can do to a woman's pussy? That you should see. That you should see what a .44 Magnum's gonna do to a woman's pussy you should see."

>would

yeah that's great

Moochelle looks like a fucking sea monster without makeup

>Sat 11:24 AM BBT During bacon cooking: Paulie laid out the bacon on a pan, covered in foil. Paulie then put his unwashed hands into the brown sugar bag (repeatedly) while he covered the bacon with the brown sugar. He then closed the brown sugar bag (still unwashed bacon hands). He finally washed his hands after he was done placing the brown sugar on the bacon but the sugar bag was already contaminated with the uncooked bacon's bacteria. The first set of bacon was undercooked at only 6 min. The second set of bacon was cooked 8 min

the cat ladies are angry today my senpaitachi

>Cat ladies acting like they know anything about cooking

to be fair to the cat ladies I wouldn't trust these other people to cook shit for me

Was it autism?

You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle! Your stories have NONE of that. They're not even amusing ACCIDENTALLY! "Honey, I'd like you to meet Paul Abrahamian, he's got some amusing anecodotes for you. Oh and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it."

I could tolerate any insurance seminar. For days I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. They'd say, "How can you stand it?" I'd say, "'Cause I've been with Paul Abrahamian. I can take ANYTHING."

You know what they'd say? They'd say, "I know what you mean. The Big Brother 18 guy. Woah."

It's like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll. I expect you have a little string on your chest, you know, that I pull out and have to snap back. Except I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back - you would. Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh!

And by the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea - have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the listener!

why are they so convinced its going to be the dice comp

>Implying Reddit isn't lying

tbf that is gross as fuck

I cook all the time and watch a ton of cooking shows/competitions

If the judges on a show like that saw Paulie do something like that they'd shit bricks

nazi germ freaks fuck off

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I can't wait to see how this looks by the end of the season.

oh yes bridgette and frank shit talking session

its the best part now

>user ends up with so many pics that he creates a giant collage that form one huge "moochelle chewing on something" face

that's why i came up with the idea
glad someone is doing the work, deserves all the credits shit is gonna be epic

veto pick fish

I'm good for something my mom would be so proud

Who getting backdoored this week?

at this point if its the dice comp I'm gonna be pissed because then production is obviously telling them stuff