ITT: we creep out a cashier with your items

ITT: we creep out a cashier with your items
>Jar
>Lube
>First aid Kit

>rope
>cucumbers
>thumbtacks
>candles
>ky jelly
>cow tongue from meat dept
>large butternut squash
>vaseline
>box of latex gloves

Pillow lipstick scissors

You forgot condoms sir

> 50 Shades Of Grey
> Zip ties
> Screw driver

>Slim Jims
>Condoms
>Toy Handcuffs
>Trashbag
>Funyion rings

>knife
>bleach
>enema kit
>a sonic underground dvd (they have some at my local dollar general)
>dog treats
>another enema kit
>2 8 packs of hot dogs

> Funnel
> Bandages
> Hot sauce
> Yo-Yo
> Turkey leg
> Pikachu Poster

>Anne Frank Book
>Tissues
>Lotion
>Tuna

Cashier here. We don't give a shit what you buy and aren't "creeped out" by your weird purchases. We just want to ring you up and get you out of the store.

The only cashiers this would freak out are day one'ers.

who give a fuck about you nigger

you don't speak for all cashiers

>beer can
> rope
> chips
> rubber gloves

tell that to middle class white women and sjws

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fuck off wyatt

>milk
> MILK
> CHOCOLATE MILK
> STRAWBERRY MILK
> SPOILED MILK

...

> Balloon
> Wig
> Sharpie
> Soft shell taco
> Children's underwear
> Aluminum baseball bat
> Whiskey

#teambaunach

this is a good one

Condoms, just condoms

Holy shit!

i'd be creeped out if i knew someone was willing to have sex with you too

>pickles

>haha pickles and condoms!
>xD

you guys are fucking facebook tier

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>nitrate gloves
>tarp
>set of chef's knives
>duct tape
>2 shovels
>rope
>condoms
>KY jelly
>little girl's clothing and extra small lingerie
>some children's books & dolls
>OTC sleep aid
>chainsaw

>Condoms
>Gold paint
>Red paint
>Iron Man Bluray

Small plucked chicken
Jar of vaseline
Porno mag
Wet wipes.

Ghost pepper, latex gloves, rectal thermometer

>KY and vaseline.
>Cucumbers abd butternut squash.
pick one
>cow tongue
pro choice

>shovel
> condoms
> crowbar
> gloves
> boots

>donuts
>donut holes
>super glue

Mayonnaise
Condoms

>pasta
>tomato sauce
>ricotta
>parmesan
>ground beef
>bottle of red wine

i am making lasaggna tongiht who wants some?

>Pregancy test
>pack of coat hangers
>wet dry vac

kek

>2 boxes of latex gloves
>3 jars of mayonaise
>5 packages of hot dogs
>crotchless panties, size 3x
>1 hamster from pet department
>4 hammers
>1 bicycle seat
>1 yoga mat

>toilet paper

i dont know about you all but i use fucking self check out so i dont have to deal with anyones shit

Lel

>otc sleep aid
>vodka
>rope
>frying pan
>1 box eggs

>box of condoms
>toy cap gun
>ski mask
>KY jelly

first time i bought condoms the middle aged female clerk had a fucking heart attack (I was 17) and those condoms had expired years ago

>All-eight-seasons-DVD-box of the Bill Cosby Show

>OP

Military outdoor backpack
chemical resistant neoprene gloves
butane
butane torch lighter
shower curtain
binoculars
krazy glue

You should have seen the looks on the peoples faces behind me topkek. I was making a bug-out-bag. They all started asking if I was going camping

> childrens Nyquil
> rope
> shovel

Oh and King James Bible

>17 extra large cans of vaseline
>bottle of wine
>candles

>kool aid
>watermelon
>personal fried chicken
eat them in front of his drool drippin big lips

kys newfag learn to greentext

>Dog Food
>Dog Cage
>Rope
>Lube
>Beggin Strips

Sure user, whatever you say. No work today?

You might be onto something here

the pikachu poster is a nice touch. kek/10

>x25 frozen koshur meals
>x25 packs of bacon

I actually bought some wax strips and lube in one purchase, with nothing else. No fucks given.

>Condoms
>Spade shovel
>Nylon rope
>Contractor sized garbage bags
>Hacksaw
>Butchers knife
>Several bags of quick lime
>KY Jelly

>25
>not six million
apply yourself

>two halves of watermelon
>superglue

fucking kek

kek

Eye drops,
Cigarettes,
Diapers.

Baseball bat
Rope
Picture of cashier

>children's champagne
>vodka
>condoms
I won.

Sounds like an overstressed dad with a girl in softball.

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I got a cashier once. I had normal snack items worth about $3, but I handed her a fistfull of coins and said in my best Russian accent "uh...I no know monies" while avoiding eye contact in embarassment. I had like $8 in quarters, nickels, a few $1 presidential coins and some Chuck E' Cheese tokens.

She was super sweet about it and counted out the correct amount for me. Also had a good laugh when I said I was just messing with her. It was 9 pm and dead in the store, so I think it was a good joke.

lol'd

>Book "How to photograph nudes"
>Cheap digital Camera
>Stroller
>Candy

>week out from Halloween
>Razor blades, apples, and candy

best of the thread

Hawaian pizza and catsup.

that Bill Cosby?

>lots of lube
>a tall plastic glass
>latex gloves
>a couple of sponges

>Book about fucking kids
>Lube
>Rope
isn't this the joke?