Coke, the Official Soft Drink of Summer, recently renovated my local movie theater. They told me i needed to make a post on social media before I could get a 10 dollar discount on the Popcorn and a Coke combo.
>I told them I dont have facebook/twitter/IG and the kid working there started to laugh at me, but told me Sup Forums was ok.
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Coke is cancer
They made your theater look like a trade show booth in a convention center? What possessed you to even write this shitty post?
>They told me i needed to make a post on social media before I could get a 10 dollar discount on the Popcorn and a Coke combo.
>literal shilling
at least he's honest. not trying to shadow shill us like the rest of them. You get your 10 bucks OP you cancerous faggot.
There was a similar coke bottle display at the mall near me and I asked if I could take it when the display is over and they said no it was to be returned to coke.
what the shit is coke free style?
>coke reestyle
mix ur own drinx
i mean its ok but did they upgrade the seats, the screen and the projectors?
cause if they put some stands and more butter to my popcorn it aint worth shit
>tfw you push the button for lime Coke and it is empty
Robots taking over human jobs and becoming sentient while humans just sit back and laugh about it.
Enjoy the Robopocalypse, meatbags.
less meat more 1337
A few years back Coke had picked out an official "song of the summer."
That made me wretch.
>tfw you push your butt in.
Which authority sanctioned the officiated status of Coke vis-a-vis the Official Drink of Summer?
Should I recognise this authority? What are the repercussions of drinking another soft drink during the period encompassing the official summer period? I'm nervous because I am drinking some Dr Pepper right now and really do not wish to be arrested, so any further information would be to my betterment. I just want to be a productive member of society and thought DP (Dr Pepper) was a safe drink.
What have I done??
i like coke but that makes the movie theater look like shit
>wretch
This isn't a fucking word you illiterate troglodyte.
They do that every year.
>humans just sit back and laugh about it
I don't know what will happen but I'm confident it won't be like that. Probably we'll respond with a new Luddism that results in menial robots being bashed to fragments by groups of people with clubs. After which the next generation of menial robots is given an improved capacity for self-defense.
Actually it is, but not the word intended.
It's a noun, he's using it incorrectly.
> but told me Sup Forums was ok.
> Sup Forums ok
> ok
>once a week i look after my sister's kids
>ask them where they want to go
>they want to go to pizza hut for the all you can eat thing
>fine
>drive there
>they sit and stuff themselves with pizza
>i order a coke
>they only have pepsi
>have to get it myself from the machine
>try strawberry pepsi
>it tastes so bad i actually throw up in pizza hut
>sister calls me
>accused me of being drunk
>my nephew tells her i wasn't
>she blames him for some reason
>tried to call the cops on me
>they are familiar with her because she is a drug addict cunt
>taze her in front of her children and the whole street
The point is that Coke is better.
...
Same exact thing happened to me.
And did they make you put a watermark in the bottom right corner?
>all these summer gags actually falling for this weak b8
I've already contacted my local authorities
You're done kid
Holy shit are you me?
my phone takes shitty pics, i had to use a stock photo since you need an image to make a post on Sup Forums for some reason
That's disgusting
>the kid working there started to laugh at me, but told me Sup Forums was ok
Under rated
What was this year? I wanna get my groove on.
>i only drink water
>tfw you push the button for orange and it gives you lemon-lime
You don't know what shilling means.
Shilling mean endorsing something or someone while pretending to be impartial.
>I drink caramel coloured sugar paste
Avicii's 'Taste the Feeling'
It was some Selena Gomez song but they changed it because no one cared about her.
The way you used greentext there is the way you should use spoiler tags. Why do so many people do this?
The formatting for quotations is the same on Reddit, but the formatting for spoilers is different, so OP doesn't know it.
>freestyle machine
>powerade
>no blue mountain berry blast
no, fuck YOU coca cola
Fucking Reddit newfags, man... OP needs to lurk more.
Shit man
youtube.com
I would've thought avicii would be so rich he'd be above this shit
Liquid diabetes
>taking a meme post with a pic of sam hyde seriously
>I drink the liquid Jew
>Posting Sam Hyde
>Caring about Sam Hyde
>Thinking Sam Hyde was ever funny
Oh man, I remember before I hit puberty too.
He gets a discount, can't your read?
ITT patrician Colas
>all that cash plastered all over the facilities, yet the ceiling is still way too low
There is literally nothing wrong with the ceiling