User, why are you still a virgin?

user, why are you still a virgin?

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because i love natalia

same reason you are

I have issues with trust, and seeing the good in people, and such. I'm also really lazy.

because even though I'm easily a 7/10, im also easily rated 7/10 as socially awkward

Little to no sex drive

i wasn't after this picture of me was taken

SHEEEET

Kek rewards you. Get!

natalia is love

In B4 "Nice guy"
"Chicks Dig Jerks"
etc.

Nice

My girthy dick doesn't fit in the pussy's I try to put it in. I can only rub my man meat on her throbbing vagina. Big dick problems :(

because im a nice guy

The dubs train

I have a 5" penis and watching porn since youth has told me I will only get mocked

Because I'm not comfortable with my chubby body. I'm currently working out and waiting till I have a nice body to fuck some chick

shy

I'm not, I had sex with my little sister.

Keep em coming lads!

pics and description, size and girth and color

because of my passion for subway sandwiches

I haven't been one since highschool. I'm assuming few of us are real virgins. It's just a meme

Because apparently I'm 12 years old again

You forgot to check mine

post virgin grils

I'm not a virgin, I'm just here for the dubs.

was right:

...

Jesus, it doesn't end!

Well i'm engaged so get rekt son.

Because i dont feel the need to rush something like this, i could easily afford getting a whore but wasting a frist time on that really isnt worth it in my eyes. Call me a faggot for believing in love and not a paid service.

Because I'm a complete pussy

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Waiting till marriage

Are you a wizard?

but I am not. Also sex is overrated atleast I can say that from experience now.

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it keeps rotating every week or so
prime material

It's cool, user. It wasn't until my 3rd long term girlfriend that I got laid. I was almost 23.

Nah, I was raped by a Nazi Feminist,!she claimed I was 'asking for it'

That was some Nostradamus level shit right there.

that's what I thought after my first few times.

Except it's not. It's like wine, you start to really appreciate it after you've gotten to know it better.

>female privilage

Uh, na man, I'm embarrassed by it. I don't wanna talk about it.

Worst thing we'll do is call you a faggot. Just show us

I'm gonna go ahead and just call you a lying faggot then, faggot

i feel ya bro

Cuz I'm like insanely depressed
Literally had a girl on me with nothing but panties me naked her moving her hips making my dick go up up down left right and I go why aren't we having sex lol but like I'm a nice guy you know. Got like plenty of other stories like that

Just kidding I'm not but yeah turns out sex is supposed to be like playing and I never learned to play well with others. I don't drink. I think all the time and take things way too serious. I'm self conscious of my body and face even though girls REALLY dig me sometimes. My parents were bastards and also ruined my education and I'm basically more fucked up than a tree. I don't like breaking hearts and I don't wanna like support promiscuity and anyone trying to sleep with me gotta be promiscuous. I'm a stoner and people also annoy the fuck outta me to the point I can hardly engage anyone unless I'm trolling them. I'm fake as all fuck cuz everyone got the stupid. I try to do the right thing like let my boss fuck my ass and try to catch up rent before I move on an expensive apartment I can't furnish I only got cuz I got no car and my job was half a block away

Now I'm working at Wendy's and all these little girls were so hot for me the first day but I'm insanely gonna kill myself depressed like really really wanna hurt myself and moving in with a friend cuz I'm so fucked.

I don't see why a person would lie about something that sounds as frustrating as having a dick that is too big.

It sounds borderline debilitating. Everyone thinks they want a huge penis, but then you can't get a decent blowjob, you don't fit into or hurt vaginas, and all you're left with are rekt assholes or bad handjobs. Miserable. It just sounds miserable.

Given the choice I'd keep my thin 6er any day.

straight in the feels

Lost my virginity to a beautiful hooker in Prague. No regrets, was good but sex with condoms and without kissing and feelings is not really that amazing.

because i'm ugly as fuck
>fuck sucks to be me

I almost got a hooker with my gf in Prague.

Yeah, I sorta feel that way too.

Good for you hope it goes well

First steps admiting it

>25 year old virgin
>Never held hands, dated or kissed
>Rate myself a 4/10

I get strong anxiety around moderately attractive girls because I don't know what to talk to them about. My only interest is videogames.

I am a ginger

Knowing Prague since I used to work there, do you remember which part of the city it was?

my other excuse i'm like fucking mentally ill or a sociopath

same

gooooooooooooooooooood 1

Have you ever done psychedelics?

Nope

i need to see someone...i think what do you guys think i laugh at a girl if she is raped and make holocaust and 9/11 jokes am i a sociopath or mental

Because I'm extremely introverted and don't really know how to talk to people let alone flirt.

seconded
try that shit, my man

>21
exact same though, im not even ugly or not hideous atleast, just too awkward. played video games till i forgot how to talk to people in general, let alone hot chicks

i'm socially akward kinda and im a virgin
>18 lmao

fuck, this turned into a feels thread fast

I seriously doubt that will help with social anxiety issues

Not really. I think it was either P1 or P3.

clearly you've never done any drugs at all

Im so fucking beta around girls, I remember one time in a club some girl grinded with me and I did nothing so she lost interest and walked away.

I can never capitalise on a girl expressing interest in me and I don't think I'll ever finally be able to. The anxiety is way too strong.

I would like to be virgin again. I would like to have my man's hymen back

I'm not

well then

>introvert
>Socially insecure
>Not so kind per se
>Self deprecating
>Can't get hints
>Never had a gf to begin with

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W-would any of you a-anons lose virginity to me if I would be your best emo twink trap friend? c:
I swear I won't tell anyone that you squeezed cuddled me then it slipped in ;o

It definitely does
Do some research, learn more about it yourself and come to your own conclusion but for me, in my life, it's shown me time and time again absolute truths about myself and shown me paths I can take to overcome and I always come out the other side a better, more loving, more open minded and charismatic person

Well I have done weed and LSD numerous times, and although it has been wonderful and perspective-changing in many ways, it has also sent me into some states of intense anxiety and depression

manlet

i've known that feeling too well. had a girl kissing my neck and rubbing up my arms and i just froze up. don't see it changing anytime soon either

Definitely two sides to psych's, that's why it's super important to prepare before hand and only do it when you know the time is right and your environment is controlled

Yes I agree 100%, but still, it's hard to know where a 12h trip will take you eventually

I had sex like 4 times when I was 18 and it was great and all, then I got ringworm 6 months later, 13 years later im 31 and havent had sex since then...its just about cleared up but im so over sex and I keep getting hassled to do it...id sooner punch a bitch in the face than fuck it these days....

im not a virgin, im 24, and have fucked 5 girls, and played with a fair few others.
but the girl im with atm, shes not my gf, she's utra cool, but got a less than desirable body.
i really enjoy hanging out with her and talking to her, and she has a very horny body.
but i just dont get hard for her.
when i was younger i would get hard at the sight of the subtlest sexually arousing thing.
so many things turned me on.
now im getting older i can tell ye these things:
beer dependency cripples your boners
as does cigarette
rabid porn abuse
Sup Forums
lack of exercise.

im going to japan in 1 month, and gunna be there for at least 2 years.
im dropping fags, booze, porn, Sup Forums, and gunna see where that takes me.
i've never had an issue talking to girls, but im sure that the things above have a negative impact on your sexlife and overall confidence.

TLDR:
if you wanna score with chicks, get off Sup Forums, stop drinking and smoking, stop watching porn, get an interesting hobby, break out of your comfort zone (ie: yoga, book clubs, life drawing), and talk to every single girl you are attracted to.

the simple fact about life is that it's possible to act.
not confident? act confident
-simple as that.

oh yeah, and sex with a girl you love is way more satisfying than banging some random whose into you.

because im broke, carless, dont know how to properly ride a bike, ugly, and all the girls i know are now feminists. Plus i live on a huge ass hill so walking is out of the fucking picture.

Im also awkward and would rather play video games than be social with my family and friends.

Absolutely
Psychedelics provide so much strange uncharted territory of the mind it's impossible to fully control where you might go on it
Like my buddy got caught in one of the worst loops I've ever seen while at my house, started screaming in the street with his shirt off in the pouring rain
He tried to drive to his girlfriends house so we took his keys out of the ignition before he could leave and he started to get physical, we ended up calling the cops and the dude literally clocked three of them in the face, got tased twice in my living room and finally taken to the hospital
It was unreal

Cuz dudes don't do it for me and the more women I meet, the more I hate them

That isn't likely
You're probably weak and creepy

because i am ugly and i will not pay for a hooker

To pobavilo :D

Because I live in the ghetto and an not attracted to blacks.

> I don't drink

Start drinking

I'm sorry for your lose.

why should he start drinking? i quit drinking the same year i turned 21 it just wasnt fun anymore

plus, having an overly large penis can lead to health problems and inability to perform. That organ does require a lot of blood and guys with overly large penises have been known to get light headed and even faint when they have an erection. That'd suck quite a bit.