Hey, Sup Forums. How do I find escorts that are legit? And any general tips on escorts in general?

Hey, Sup Forums. How do I find escorts that are legit? And any general tips on escorts in general?

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Never eat their pussy, never fall asleep, never have more money than you are willing to spend available, always use a condom, take your shower AFTER they leave, never drive them "back" or anywhere else (they can call a can or uber, that's why they get paid.) NEVER do bdsm and find yourself tied to a bed, gagged, getting robbed/fucked/injected. ALWAYS keep your wits about you.

What the fuck do you mean by legit op? Any escort that comes to your home and fuck you is legit in my opinion. Thats what escorts do

use a condom, keep your boxers on, hide all the money you're not using to pay them, don't leave them alone

Keep your boxers on? What?

Oh ffs, i wanted to fuck a whore because is less work. For all that shit may as well cure my austim and get a girlfriend

Not Op, btw

OP here, want a legit escort who sucks balls until i pay what has been negotiated

which country are you in?

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Crabs

Bump.
/r/ing any escort sites.
nightshift.co is not popular with my area.

In case you have to chase that bitch, at least you're not completely naked.

Craigslist boiiii

You'll still get crabs even with boxers on.

You got to know someone with their ear to the ground or hang in the area that has that kind of activity. Here in Hawaii we pretty much have a legit redlight district.

So dont fuck them at all? Crabs hide in her pubes and on the dirty motel mattress, user.

Well, I meant more so where do I find them? There's lot's of places online that have ads for escorts but they all look fishy or fake as fuck. How do I find actual escorts that aren't fake?

Also if you kiss one on the mouth cover yourself in gasoline and have a smoke.

what area is that?

Backpage massage section, escort rating forums, p411. Just google, it's not hard you lazy fuck.

Just pick up a normal chick and fuck her.

depends on your mood but this is more fun (though a shit ton more work). you spend less, too.

but sometimes you just want your dick sucked without putting out any effort whatsoever so fuck it.

>Never eat their pussy
What if eating pussy is your fetish?

just dont pick girls who look like complete trash and itll probably be fine?

the girl in your pic is lower than an escort shes out on the stroll

Backpage until 'teh land uf da free' unconstitutionally censored it by court order.

Yeah I saw that. Most of the ads on there looked sketch as fuck though.

it's California that's pushing for it thanks to that Kamala Harris bitch. she has a hard on for these guys and is wasting taxpayers money in order to go after them.

Get a girlfriend. If you like munching on pussy, this REALLY shouldn't be a problem.

look up their contact info. find reviews. if no reviews, reach out to escort asking 1) how long she's been doing this. if new, no reviews makes sense. if not new, ask her if she has any reviews. if not, pass.

guys write reviews on different sites. the girls all know.

Streetwalkers are the lowest of the pole when it comes to hookers, dirty as all fuuuuuck.

Yum.

This chick actually lets you cum in her too

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where u from ?

STL

imagine the abuse they go through on a regular basis. i bet dudes be rammin their cock in holes that weren't even there before for 40 dollars

Once i was fucking this thai whore doggystyle and saw warts around her asshole. What a thrill.

Backpage was fine in my area. Most escorts moved to the dating section though.

The pages are being filled but not by girls I'd wanna see. I think I'm done with BP now.

why even bother with backpage. make a craigslist personal ad saying you just wanna fuck. delete it and repost it every night. you'll probly get laid once a week on average by some slut whore who just wants to fuck as well (for free).

Depending on location, CL could often prove to be a dud.

Like a guy who wants plus sized white women but lives in/around Washington DC? He'll mostly find fat black chicks, married fat cougars who don't actually want to fuck, white women who are only DTF with tall dark fit guys with 10+ inches, or gay dudes.

It's more up to luck than anything on CL and most guys would be better off approaching chicks in public.

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>you spend less, too
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This neatly sums up 99% of CL experiences.

OP: you like Asians? Drive around until you find a sketch AF looking massage parlor and get you a rub-n-tug. With some luck and a bit of research you can become a semi-regular and eat some of that vajag. AMP girls don't get that as nearly as they'd like.

>source: I'mma longtime AMP monger

you do. $60 for drinks and a blowjob in the parking lot. minimum $100 for a half assed blowjob from a hooker.

where from?

I do, but the idea of asian massage parlours repulses me for some reason.

I like Asians because they're usually so wholesome, intelligent and often times. AMP pretty much negate all those features for me and villanizes them into some sort of disgusting, cum guzzling gutter slut.

Bruh if all you want is a knob slob you can get that for $20-$50 with a SW; "upgrade" to $60 for a QV and smash away

Southeast US

>often times cute*
Also forgot a pic

sorry bruh. I don't like shit tier hookers.

ah shit. southwest here.

I eat plenty of escort pussy, I make them shower first. If it smells and looks clean I'm down.

Is a escort a prostitute?

this nigger gets it

Don't go to the brothel-style AMPs (KAMPs) - go to one of the places that's trying to act like a legit massage establishment. You can tell the difference by what you see when you walk in the front door: if there's a little anteroom with a (closed) door leading into the rest of the building, it's a KAMP. Otherwise (front desk, maybe recliner-style massage chairs up front) it's a CAMP.

CAMP girls are at least pretending to not be anything more than hookers - even if they're cool with getting a bit dirty. Makes the conquest a bit more fun.

Best advice on here...listen up faggots

understandable - just clarifying the price points vs services desired

No, I think there's a difference. I just choose the street walker pic for the thumbnail because it's catching to the eye and will probably give you an indication of what the thread is about before you even read it

CL is weird actually. its virtually useless for anything other than personals where i live. here Kijiji has the monopoly. they jus recently a few years ago took away their personals section. before that nobody used CL here for anything.

Ahh I see. Yeah I kinda thought prostitution. But from many post, I think it's some girl that follows you around so you look like you're with someone. And eventually fuck you. I guess? I'm fucking clueless most likely.

Most escorts nowadays are completely shaved. No pubes = no crabs.

>Prostitute/hooker
Gross, shameless, often ugly whore walking the streets. "Working the corner". Cheap
>Hooker
Higher class whore with a small ounce of dignity. Has their own place or will outcall to you. Expensive, especially for attractive ones


That's at least how I differentiate the two in my mind

Seriously, if you have the money & live near a big city, there are only two websites you need:

eros.com for escort ads

theeroticreview.com for reviews, plus ad boards, plus discussion boards.

If you can spend ~$500 or so, you can even get a porn star. Kinda nice to watch porn of a girl you've fucked.

Pic related: a Penthouse Pet you can fuck for $500 if she comes to your city, or you go to hers. Many top-tier porncunts are (sometimes much) more expensive, but a lot of recognizable ones are available in that range too.

But for a regular decent escort, not a porn whore, it's usually just $200-$350/hr depending on your city.

Most of the people ITT are morons who have clearly never been with an escort.

Here's thing, OP. Escorts are pros. They are not streetwalkers, they are not sketchy amateur hos off CL or BP. I recommend only using reputable, high-end escorts from agencies or well-reviewed independents.

A good pro will be clean. She will make you wear a condom for her protection. She will not rob you. That's retarded. Reputation is everything in this business. The hobbyist community is pretty tight-knit. If a girl or agency is scamming people or robbing them or giving them diseases, they're not going to be getting any business.

Use eros.com, they have a verification system so if a girl is verified, she's legit. Use eccie for reviews and ads, use theeroticereview to verify if girls are legit. Google agency reviews in your area. Always image search girl's pics in their ads and Google their number.

If you use a legit, reputable girl, you have nothing to worry about. I've been doing this for years, never been robbed or scammed, never gotten a disease.

they both probly make the same amount too. a street whore fucks more for less and an escort fucks less for more. imagine how many cars that street walker is getting into in the run of a night

What's wrong with driving escort somehwere? I get idea but explain

I drove one to the bank that was around hotel I don't think she was gonna rob me but I'm sure af was gonna rob her, for charging me for a expensive blowjob.

To bad gun was in glovebox.

No. Not even close. A good high-end girl is making 2-300 an hour, and often is booked for multiple hours. Sometime people even book them for an entire day or weekend. One of my regular girls has a dude who takes her on vacation with him, she makes upwards of 20 grand for a week in Hawaii or wherever, and doesn't even have to be with him the entire time.

No chance streetwalkers are making anywhere near that.

That guy's an idiot who only knows about prostitution from movies. Any reputable escort would never rob you, it'd cost her way more in lost business in the long run than she'd make from filching that 60 bucks out of your wallet.

Just got it off a 5 year relationship and really considering just looking for a pro to satisfy my needs because there is just to much bullshit and drama in relationships

Simple, drama free, no strings attached sex... Following thread for interest.

use a dental dam if you really want to eat pussy that gets fucked for a professional career

Honestly, if you're only seeing good high-end girls, it's probably not an issue. I've done it a bunch of times, never had a problem.

Best post ITT so far. Appreciate it.

Are there any precautions you take in so far as taking protection ( a weapon) with you or doing anything to cover your track (good luck I'm behind 7 proxies) sort of thing?

I don't know what it's like in the US, but Adultwork has always been fine for me. Pick a girl who has plenty of reviews and is verified. Cross checked with PunterNet, you can make sure you're going to get a legit, decent girl.

This.

Except add that P411 is a must for your toolbox of sites. You have to pay, but all on there are legit professionals.

If you're talking about street hookers, yeah, you shouldn't have unprotected contact.

But decent escorts are lower-volume & have a higher-end, cleaner clientele.

Besides, what are you afraid of getting by eating a girl out? You won't get HIV that way--or even, likely, from unprotected vaginal sex; IIRC a man's chances of HIV from unprotected vaginal intercourse with an HIV-positive female are only ~1%.

And, ~75+% of adults already have oral herpes anyway, whether it ever presents or not.

Going down on a girl isn't going to give you anything serious, unless she has some obviously gross pustules or something...

>Any reputable escort would never rob you

This better be backed up by scientific fact

If we're talking escorts and not low-level hookers, then no, there are no precautions to take aside from not bringing any more money than you're willing to spend. Just read her reviews to verify she's legit. She'll probably be screening YOU, not the other way around.

>thinking boxes stops crabs spreading

are you actually this retarded to think they wouldnt just move to your boxers and then on to you?

>dental dam

might as well save your money and lick plastic wrap.

on the screening topic, what kind of info should you be ready to provide?

had a girl once ask for my real name and employer. I said no and that got me blacklisted for a while.

Ha, fuck that. I've never had to provide anything to any whore. Certainly wouldn't tell them my name and where I work.

Read the rest of my post. There is a big hobbyist community online, most people who use escorts regularly are members of some online community or another. If a girl is robbing clients, she won't get much business. It isn't worth stealing 60 bucks when you're losing out on 500.00 bookings.

If she's an established escort, not a street-level hooker, she's going to ask for you to either get verified through a client verification service like P411, or to give her a work number she can call you at to verify you're not a cop or to see your ID. Most escorts will also take references from other established escorts instead of any personal info--but that doesn't help if she's your first...

I don't need any of that shit. Again, it's not worthwhile for a decent escort to try anything sketchy. The lost business would hurt her more than what she'd get from robbing or blackmailing you.

that's the thing. I do have verified connections in one of those types of forums. she said because I hadn't seen anyone in over 2 years, she was completely discounting it.

anyway. some girl I still keep in contact did me a solid and reached out to her and gave her the OK. glad I didn't miss out on the cute fucking Latina with big titties!

In that circumstance I agree

This fucking stupid logic, I swear kids these days.

eccie
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net is a good one too
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He's right, though. Crab lice can only live in areas where you have body hair. If a girl has no pubic hair, she can't have crabs. Might have lice on her head or her eyebrows or whatever, but that's another issue entirely.

Do you understand the words...."Hows' my dick taste?" That and VD. It's a real bitch to get in your mouth.

On there I was actually able to find some girls in my area

ITs big in Texas and some other places. I've probably fucked 50+ whores through there

Everything's big in Texas.

you mean BIGGER

What's IT?

I use escortbabylon