Do you hate me b?

do you hate me b?

Yes

why so small?
broke nigga.

Had my last joint new year's eve, clucked for about a week after but resisted the urge, getting a long fine with out it now.

it gets me very high so i dont need big stuff

did you roll without tobacco?

its got a bunch of tobacco in it

still gets me high af

''I smoke weed''
Please KYS you have 0.0002mg of weed there,
You are either a beginner or a autistic child.

No, I make a point to always keep weed. What strain is it?

I don't give a shit about you

you roll all that paper and dont do backwards flips? shite joint.

sorry for being blessed with low tolerances

pictured: got me high

whats a backwards flip

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i love a blunt as much as the next guy

but you cant beat a tasty doob 50/50 bacco and bud

fuck all these sheeple who think they are pros
>Please KYS you have 0.0002mg of weed there,
You are either a beginner or a autistic child.
>found the 11 year old

everyone is different when it comes to getting high, dont let anyone tell you whats better or whats not

do what makes you happy op, do what you need to do to get you high

thats the beauty of being a pothead

it's not a blessing, you get high for 1hr at most with that, smoke a clean joint,blunt or a bowl and you'll get high, for once in your life.
Fagget

Do you even vape bro?

lol im high for hours like 3 hours at least

Listen to this white knight fagget, i bet you beat your meat to your mom's sextape you found after scavenging for her used underwear. beta fagget

these faggots have lost the essence of what it once was to be a pothead
almost as bad as the vape nation tards

i feel for you user

Different guy here but I smoke straight, or with a vape but only ever 1-2 puffs every few hours when my pain gets really really bad. Suffer from eds, I find not moving at all helps lmao. But the thing with weed is it gives me mad anxiety and it's hard to find pure indica strains

> i bet you beat your meat to your mom's sextape you found after scavenging for her used underwear

good one kid

I'm sure you dont even know what weed really is like, i bet you smoked it once and felt a bit of a tingling sensation, please stop lying, your online, on a board with faggots only dont need to lie.

you roll the paper inside out and lick it thru the paper then tear off all the excess.
It's tricky to start with but easy once you've done it a fw times and the joint tastes so much better with the very minimum paper involved. Also use ultra thin papers,rizla micron are about the thinnest.

pls baby i feel like my body is exploding and sinking into my surroundings

done this once or twice, but i find it to be too much hastle + the joint burns nice n slowly when ive skinned up as normal

You sond like a faggot on a different level, please leave your keyboard immediate upon reading this message.

no thats a niggers way to smoke and you are therefore a nigger

>I'm sure you dont even know what weed really is like

why the fuck has this thread been infested with 11 year old smoke weed ery day pros?

a joint with more pare burns faster you fuckign noob

im a wh-what?

yeah, ofc, you are such a faggot you'd smoke inidca, take your own life.

i agree,op should an hero for excessive faggotry

come on honey indica's great (:

>being this retarded

Bitch, whenever you get dick'd by me, you go back to the ''11yrs old talking'' do you even understand how much of a idiot you sound like?

kek there is like no weed in there fag.

What if one can't walk lmao any ways weed has been shown to alter brain chemistry. It can have adverse effects with some people dependent on strain. Nothing about being a fuck boy who can't handle their shit.

if you're a faggot everything feels good.

what's wrong with feeling good?

>found the 12 year old

lol
nigga Ive smoked everyday since about '92
you know less than Jon Snow.

You seem even more like an autist, Mr Google faggot.

>you know less than Jon Snow.

these insults today are on fucking fire

Good one, found your mom's underwear yet?

>whenever you get dick'd by me

found the gay underage faggot

and you just lurk and soak them up like some sort of spunky sock.

this thread is as lame as ops joint

>found your mom's underwear yet

PAHAHAHAHHA

>12 year old jokes
>classic

I think most people in this thread are kids, sativa is the main strain of people these days. They don't know what a good body high is. Also as an old fag the weed these days is leagues beyond what they had in the 60s. It's super concentrated, having anxiety from it won't seem out of place compared to the giggle weed back then,

Once again, going back to the lame jokes, please keep up we all are laughing with you.
As you can see of course.

>soak them up like some sort of spunky sock.

found out what this user likes to do in his own time

butthurt

weed is weed

not gonna complain what strain it is as long as im smoking it

Every one here is just kinda speaking their mind and you are for some reason calling every single person a faggot, a fuck boy or autistic. The irony hurts.

Not really, just laughing at your lame attempts at making jokes.

I disagree, know your shit other wise you get ditch weed.

Look here, another White Knight fighting for others right's, bitch none asked you to become a keyboard warrior.

do you often laugh at these types of things user?

do you not get out as much nowadays as you did five maybe six years ago?

is this your only form of entertainment nowadays?

unfg want to suck on the right one so bad

i've got a better life then most of you losers.

I got a gram on Monday and I still have a joint and a half left. But to be honest I only enjoy feeling slightly buzzed not full on high so I take small puffs.

Low tolerance is life.

you get ditch weed if your a faggot with faggot friends and faggot dealers who sell faggot weed.

if it smells good and it gets me high i get more.

keep telling yourself that user

one day you will make it

That's fucked man, what are you a chain smoker? Give ya' a one puff huh, fuckin' addicts man. KYS

OP dont let them get you down, these fatasses are ust jealous of us lightweights getting high off 5$ of weed

you fucked man? do oyu even fucking smoke? a gram is 10 dollars or 3 joints. You roach those and can get a roach joint. That's 4. For light weights that can last like 2 weeks, for others that's a 1-3 days max.

>thats the beauty of being a pothead

There is no beauty in being a pothead. You're all insufferable faggts. kys for even making that statement in that it's even remotely cool to identify as a person who smokes a lot of weed.

Still don't believe that someone else can build them selves up? only because i make more than you.your mom, your dad and the babysitter that they pay to keep yourself from cutting your wrist.

ooooh watch out Sup Forums we've found an edgy one over here

ITT faggots trying to 1-up eachother on who's the best weedsmoker as if it's prestigious whoever gets the better high or who's been the highest. kek. pathetic

(You) there ya go little guy

>mom and dad jokes

you truly are 11 years old

who the fuck is b?

I'm not being edgy. I'm 100$ serious.

>I'm 100$ serious

i smell nigger

lol holy shit you're cringe as fuck.

10/10 if troll

dubs of truth

>not getting the reference

goddamn newfaf as fuck.

see

oh no op here i think im getting a migraine legit

is it a good idea to get high now?

take that shit back with you to tumblr you fucking cuck

Why other then the negroid way of word usage.
before i started vaping i roled joints 5 times that.
whimpie tolerances that you have.

maybe if this were 1988

weed is easier for underage to get than alcohol at this point

>thinking it's from tumblr

Holy shit I forgot how new people are.

>at this point

It's always been that way, kiddo.

u foken w0t child

I get you, I only smoke enough to get me high. dont see the point of over doing it.

go back far enough and it wasn't

yea making fun of me is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh. I'm tired of getting dogged on by you faggots all the time whenever i respond to anything or any thread. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. fag. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing Sup Forums. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the Sup Forums type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo

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What in the name of Talos did you just say to me, you milk drinker? I'll have you know I am the Dragonborn, and I've been on numerous raids on dragons and I have over 300 dragon souls. I am trained in the Thu'um and I'm the top archer in the entire Imperial Legion. You are nothing to me but just another enemy. I will kill you with arrows the likes of which has never been seen before on Nirn, mark my words. You think you can just say that to me over the webs created by the Dwemer? Think again, milk drinker. As we speak I am contacting my Dark Brotherhood assassins across Tamriel and your hold is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Call Storm shout, milk drinker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Mundus. You are going to be sent to Aetherius, milk drinker. I can be at any hold, any time, and can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Thu'um. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Imperial Legion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Mundus, you milk drinker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" opinionated statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you fool. I will shout fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're dead, milk drinker.

lol tobacco is a nightshade u fucktard

whats that

whats that? lol