What is the longest Sup Forums has ever went without fapping, after having discovered it and doing it?

What is the longest Sup Forums has ever went without fapping, after having discovered it and doing it?

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About a month

same

bout two weeks.
tops.
more like one.

Longest was a little over a week when I was staying with a host family in Japan. I was popping boners from the wind

like 4 days

and it was awful

Couple of months.

I don't really think about it.

shit tier: fap addiction
normie tier: no fap crap
top tier: sex once every week
god tier: injaculation

About five months. Just to see if I could do it. By then, the area from the bottom of my ribcage to my kneecaps was an erogenous zone.

How did you make it? Many who have abstained for a long period, make the opposite claim, that the sex drive tends to diminish through inactivity.

> How did you make it?

I'm stubborn. And I was in a pretty... bad relationship at the time, which helped kill the sex drive. And before you ask, no, I never scored with her. Which was probably for the best.

> Many who have abstained for a long period, make the opposite claim, that the sex drive tends to diminish through inactivity.

Many would be lying. I don't know... maybe it depends on the person.

>>witnessed

longest was 14 days
cat was at deaths door due to blocked urethra
i was worried to fuck
didn't think about fapping one bit

Worrying about a fucking cat.
Fucking aids.

Me again: After long deliberation I've decided to try going for a year without masturbation, do you think this is possible?

sorry to hear. did it make it?

Fapping and fucking are completely different, faggot.

what the fuck no probably not

so your getting married?

Possible? Yes. Worth it? No. Up to you.

My penis don't work so I never fapped ever.

I come here for the memes

About a month. Had a wet dream at 27yo

Around 20 hours.

You know, I never understood this "NoFap Challenge" thing. You do know it's not gonna change anything, right?
You won't get smarter, or stronger, or sharper, or more handsome. You'll be the same loser, except this time, with blue balls.

Definitely not, in fact I would rather fap than that.

Like 3-4 days top. It's not that I'm addicted to fapping, it's just i wanna get over with it quick so i can think normally again.

one week fertility test, thought about it constanly, edging while walking around, buy made it. girls at the hospital felt my relief in the warm container i handed them.

this

Fapping is just something that we have to do so that we don't explode and start raping/killing people.
Y'know, open the valve every now and then.

...

Eight months.

Well, the Nofap challenge is actually only 90 days. I do agree that most of those things won't result from nofap; however, I have particularly struggled in this area, and it seems to affect me more than the next guy. Also, it may not make you smarter per se, however, Nofap would eliminate a great distraction.

I went like a month after being cut to fix some pretty serious phimosis.

Shit was fucking something, surprised I didn't cum stain my ceiling.

Not that I mentioned fucking, but how so?

14 years

>Guess what buddy.
>Blue balls isn't caused by "not fapping".
>It's caused by fapping, coming close to orgasm, and then stopping.
>If you don't masturbate, you'll just relieve yourself through nocturnal ejaculation.
>It actually makes you more energetic, and increases attitude.
>Research "effects of testosterone".

It's not necessarily killing/raping people. But you're close user. After couple of days i notice i don't think straight and i need to bloe my load to focus on other important things

Testosterone spikes but goes back to normal.

not sure if this counts but i went through a 'gay' phase for about two years where i refused to accept my sexual desire for women and tried to masturbate to gay porn. it never worked, and when it did, it was just unrewarding. so i maybe ejaculated one to five times a month and they were never enjoyable. later i got into furry stuff, found out about corruption of champions, and realized the sex scenes with women and futas were far cooler, beginning my tranny phase. it felt so fucking good i got depersonalized for a day from edging too hard

about 12 years. ending with being 12 years old. otherwise 5 days

>Nofap would eliminate a great distraction.

HOW?!

You're telling me, that you see this while out on the street

forgot pic. Dumbass me.

Which distraction? You'll just be really horny for two weeks and then have random spurts of horniness afterwards. It probably takes up less time, but it's incredibly distraction to be that horny.

I haven't ever fapped. My dick just sends a nauseating feeling to my stomach and the head of my dick hurts if anything but water touches it.

It's ruined my confidence, can't find a reason to live either.

Self-imposed. Deleted all of my porn at the time. 2 and a half months without a single jerk. When I finally broke, I came so hard, my balls exploded.

That's probably your blood pressure. I feel it too sometimes, but in a smaller degree. Nothing that really bothers me.

In your case, go see a doctor before you shoot up a fucking school.

Two weeks.

I was going to make an exit bag. It's been years since puberty came and went, I think I would've killed by now. Don't you?

This is probably because you were fortunate enough, like most people, to not be plagued with adverse effects from masturbation. Also, sex is the greatest distraction on the planet.

One day

A week.

This is probably true for most, but for me fapping does not relieve horniness but only adds to it and becomes an addiction.

I'm on a 28 day streak right now but man is it hard

No fap 2017

Eh, it's not an exact science.

Here in Portugal there was this 35yo dude who shot up his old school.
He became a muslim a few years prior, you can figure out the rest.

i went 80 days

>Here in Portugal there was this 35yo dude who shot up his old school. He became a muslim a few years prior, you can figure out the rest.

He probably did it to lower the number of what he would perceive as "future infidels". Or the increase in psychotics in the general human population.

Don't worry about me though, I don't like to hurt people. Just wish my fucking dick worked. I have 0 idea what sex is supposed to feel like to people but when your dick goes numb as you're trying to fuck it ruins a lot of life for you.

probably no more than 4-5 days.

I work in and around the city during the daytime and it's often I get to see some insanely hot women around. I'm only a man.

18 days. I was going insane.

Two questions: Why did you go so long? And what made you break your no fap streak?

what? when did that happen?
sauce pls

Does Sex count? Probably a little more than 3 months if so.

around the world in 80 days leaves no time for fap

Exactly one year

I would want to fap in different areas

fap around the world in 80 days

I'm sure the OP was specifically worded to avoid this tired joke.

1 week
And found out I can duck my own dick.

3 weeks I think, yeah I jizzed more at the end of it but it wasn't worth the 3 weeks of no fap

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3 weeks in high school. Just to see how long I could go.
I remember semen leaking out when I took a piss in the urinal. A couple days after that I decided it was long enough.

lol that girl in the middle got a rash on her ass

If I go longer than a week my whole genital area feels electric, it's pretty cool tbh

A bit off topic, are we?

We beat nazis before. We'll beat you again.

About a week

your world where nazis don't exist it literally right in the trash bin you can crawl inside it and experience the world you dream of

couple months

Wow. Such eloquence.

Pretty much my whole world is nazi free. The only place I really encounter them is anonymously here or on twitter, where they hide behind anime and pepe avatars, because they're cowards. So you guys are the ones hiding with a trashcan on your heads, blind to reality.

12 years, then I discovered masturbation

Random user jumping in: Were all cowards.

you sound like a horrible mess of a human. What a life

the cactus growing on a balcony that belongs to an old granny next to your house has nazi tendencies did you know that

You think those kind of people are a threat to civilization? They can't even persuade a women to have sex with them let alone spark genocide

You people are like those useless heroes from Mystery Men

>an entire organization that covers itself up in cloth to hide identity

BRAVE NAZI SMASHERS

>a group of open publicly known nationalists that give speaches along with Q and A

COWARDS THAT HIDE ON THE INTERNET

you guys see how retarded these leftists are right?

It was, but this lame joke has somehow continued in this thread.

4 months. It was awful

Married two years, lived with her two and a half years before that. I've probably masturbated less than once a month since I started sharing a bed with her.

4 days

1 month 2 different times.

I went a half an hour one time.

2 months then saw girl i was in love with high heels and short shorts,asked if i could fap to her when I get home, told me *sure but don't look at my face*

yes

I don't think those people are a threat. But they're useful idiots. It only takes someone with an opportunity to exploit them, and who knows where we end up.

I think you'll find it's a little bit more complicated than that.
Some Antifash conceal their identities, sure. But the vast majority of folks are anti-nazi. I wear my antifascist badge every day. I never see a swastika, or a pepe for that fact. I only see them online, from anonymous accounts.

The alt-right is an attempt to rebrand nazism, but people are getting wise to that fact.

its true...

talk that shit in a major city and see how far you get..
go back to your hick town you hick... do you hick much

nice gif

Like, 1 day, seriously.

amen.

it's easy for nazis to feel secure online or in their little meetings, surrounded by people who agree with them. But try that shit in actual civilised society? Yeah, not quite so easy.

>I never see a swastika, or a pepe for that fact. I only see them online, from anonymous accounts.

so this means they aren't out there because you didn't see them? does your vision cover the entirety of the earth's surface?

day 38 for me user

yes.

If you keep calling people Nazi's don't be surprised when they get sick of your shit

We're all American and most of our Grandfathers were part of a war that destroyed the Nazi party, don't ever forget that. Especially when talking to a Republican, you don't know how deep people have invested their families into the armed forces

to have some Anarchy/Marxist spouting social science major import a political ideology that's been defeated by OUR grandfathers onto people they don't agree with

That's how you get 8 years of Trump

12.5 years.

I can't wait until Nazi's are forgotten in general.

I made it three weeks. When I was 14.

After a church camp where they convinced me that I would go to hell if I did it. So I abstained for a long while, was doing pretty well.

Then school started again. Saw a middle schooler named Jasmine walk by, little 11 year old Mexi girl with the tightest most perfect ass god ever made.

Went straight to the bathroom (ditched class) and exploded just after touching myself for about 5 seconds. Best cum ever.

Too much information user?

This isn't a things that never happened thread.