even if its true, which is not bc u obviously dont have a gf. record them and send it to everybody. Seems like the right thing to do. She is bitch material, not gf material.
Gavin Reyes
murder them and then kill yourself its the only way
Jeremiah Bell
Put those shaking hands to work OP and jack off.
Jack Green
You could stop writing your self-hating fictional fantasies on the 4skin, for a start
Brayden Murphy
Bait. Pasta. Pics are fake and old.
Henry Baker
Grab her at the throat, insert dick into mouth.
Btw. Nor happening.
Jayden Robinson
this is pasta
Samuel Peterson
Cheat also, murder suicide, or throw her ass out. If you answer anything else you need to crush your nuts into powder with a ball peen hammer.
Caleb Lee
best fap of your life...
Thomas Butler
If you don't go in there, murder them both, and rape the bodies you're officially a cuck.
Daniel Johnson
Old pasta is old
Josiah Sullivan
Kill them both and then kill yourself you cuck
Christian Smith
You've gotta kill her and him tbh.
Camden Flores
> get out your ukulele and sing > rainbow connection > you know you wanna > do it > DO IT
Brandon Powell
go tag team that bitch, bitch nigga
Owen Gutierrez
What the fuck are you doing Rip her off the dude and tell her shes coming home with you.
Austin Ward
fake and gay
your hands are shaking but still had the effort to find a gif ? foh
Gavin Wilson
Pull your girlfriend off the dude and then fuck him, maintain eye contact with her at all times. Assert your dominance
Josiah Bailey
All these newfags
Eli Sanchez
Cuck faggot
Oliver White
Record them Fucking. Stop filming. Commence murder of best friend. Hit woman on back of the head as hard as you can. Rape woman. Use film as evidence she was being raped by friend and you killed him in a psychotic break. Woman gets treated like a victim and you get off scott free, plus your first official kill! This is a great opportunity for you, OP!
Joshua James
>shes coming home with you No, you tell them both to kill themselves.
Henry Evans
sauce for that gif? need that video
Christian Watson
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Anthony Hill
It's probably carbs overload from the stale pasta.
Switch to fresh content and you'll be golden
Ryder Flores
This pasta isnt even that old yet.
ITT: Everyone is spending their first weekend here
Levi Jenkins
Get plastic surgery to look like your friend and fuck his dad so good he turns gay for him. Usually resorting to cause a dadgay identity crisis is immoral, but he fucked your bitch so it don't fucking matter. Loot and scoot his house when his dad fucks him.
Hudson Cruz
nice pasta
Camden Walker
Who is she
Jace Sanders
Leave both of them OP. Go stay a real friend, and just be with them for as long as you need You deserve better.
Luis Lee
kill them both, post pics on Sup Forums and then become an hero
Luke Sanchez
Destroy her shit. Really just fuck something up that she cares about. I mean non replaceable shit. Photos of her from high school. Keepsakes from dead relatives. Then sue her for emotional damage, even if you lose she will still have to go through hell in the legal system. DDOS her IP after you two move away on the regular. Hire a rapist. Frame her for a crime. Kill her parents Get her new boyfriend kidnapped Punch her in the clit Poison her water supply if you have a tap. Poop on her floor
Jesus OP, its like you've never done this before.
Alexander Long
Obviously you walk back in with your camera, take a bunch of pictures, and then prepare to haul ass out of there while you send them to everyone
Bentley Campbell
pull her off him knock him out and fucked her like a dog and assert you dominance
Tyler Cook
Kill them both. See if she is still smirking.
Xavier Stewart
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Leo Peterson
Stale af tbqh fam
Matthew Anderson
Get in there and fuck her like a man instead of being a useless cuck
Andrew Wilson
Consider that a divorce find some new f****** friends.
Jose Allen
Could have fucking been more creative with a greentext cuck-tale. 0/10
Jason Anderson
throw her out mate, or be cucked for life
Justin Morgan
Go into the kitchen. Get the biggest knife you have. Do what must be done.
William Parker
Go & piss on them,post results.
Ethan Anderson
Down the road, not cross the road
Brandon Sullivan
dubs confirm
Owen Sanders
YES do it!
Aiden Powell
take a pic and post it you faggot
Tyler Wood
>Go in room with them >Strip naked >Mount current cuck >Drill until satisfied >Cum Buckets
>Assert your dominance
Jose Smith
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Angel Hughes
Give her some love (by love I mean sex).
Caleb Nguyen
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Liam Adams
They would DNA scan the semen on both the guy and OP.
>"hmm, why is OP's semen inside of this bitch when this guy was the one fuckin her?"
Anthony Diaz
this
Josiah Jones
I only stopped by this thread to see how many bites you got from this pasta
Tyler Phillips
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Asher Perry
Fuck one of her friends. It's only fair and you get to have fun. After that never talk to your ex again and carry on with life. It's the logical thing to do
Jason Wilson
Go back in, jack off into her face and pack your bags. Tell her it was nice, write when you get work
Gabriel Ross
and spray paint "88" on walls
Luis Baker
I dunno. I'd be beating the hell out of the guy so bad I doubt I'd be able to fap for a month because I'd fuck my hands up so bad. After that I'd quietly wait for the police. I'd give her until I got out on bail to gtfo. Or I'd find my own place, but if she tried to keep my stuff I'd probably end up in prison.
Easton Reed
>go into room >strip naked >put dick up friends ass >rape until completion >??? >profit
Angel Russell
Is this pasta still used?
Adrian Murphy
Wtf the very first reply should have been PASTA
Andrew Cooper
Same thing happened to me. Just fap to it. It's really the only thing that will make it feel any better
Julian Green
Copy pasta
Ryder Perez
Well, since you just replied to it..
Andrew Garcia
Are there really so many newfags that this shit doesn't get called for so long?
If you didn't know this was a pasta, you're not welcome here.
I fucking despair.
Justin Hill
walk in, unzip pants, bust nut on friend's face
Jayden Hernandez
Go in there and licks his balls and rim his ass while they fuck. And if you don't, how can you call yourself a close friend?
Alexander Jones
It wouldn't become copypasta if enough people didn't enjoy partaking, would it?
Like it or not, this is /b, so if you don't like it or want to change it, you're the faggot that does not belong here.
Carson Cooper
this
Oliver James
cuck
David Hall
She's in YOUR living room cheating with someone else? Call the cops on the guy who is intruding in YOUR home.
Juan Adams
Shotgun her
Alexander Gutierrez
stop pretending you cuck
we have this thread daily
Camden Baker
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Colton Lewis
Is there a website where I can copy all these pastas?
John Perez
kill yourself faggot
Sebastian Foster
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Hunter Brooks
Just google it, but here's one to get you started copypastas.com/ Who'd 'a guessed