Every girl you ever thought was cute and wanted to fuck has already had sex with chad

>every girl you ever thought was cute and wanted to fuck has already had sex with chad

whew, it's like i'm so fucking detached from reality. these people LITERALLY have sex but i can't even hug a girl.

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user, honestly don't think that's true. You need to accept that you're not going to be her one and only like she won't be yours.

Gain some personal confidence and then you won't need validation in the fact that theyre untouched devoted virgin idiots.

Bump

I am a chad and I approve of this thread

Chad we never had sex. Get over it.

damn, is chad her dads name?

moar!!!

It's OK bro, I have your share of sex for you. I used to feel bad when I would take girls who are mildly interested in a guy away for sxy times. Now after about 150ish girls I dont even care. I have like a terrabyte of homeporn.

Every girl has gotten completely naked for a guy and let him touch her everywhere and get all sweaty and sticky and compromisied.

Meanwhile no girl on earth would even hug me

+1

Bullshit, she had sex with Chad

I find this statement shocking just from the way you exude self-confidence. How about logging off your computer and trying to join life for a while. You may actually like it there.

Doesn't matter, I won't ever even hug one

>implying
I have tried

Then go hug a girl.

Fucking how?????

Put your arms around them and pull them close. Stop being an idiot.

women are materialistic and selfish people. They are attracted to men based on what they may gain from them.

The pnly reason they open their legs for the chads of this world is because they want to be fucked by someone without commitment and chad is simply the stalion around who thinks he's such a macho because he gets laid a lot.

The reality is that he's being used and they will forget him in the blick of an eye as soon as they meet someone whom they may gain something from.

So try again. For fuck's sake, user... you have to decide you don't want to be a forever alone before you can make it happen. Protip: you'll probably fail multiple times. If you aren't even going to try, link us you FB now and live stream your self-immolation. Hanging is so passe', you gotta burn to stand out. It's been at least four years since we've had a kid try to burn himself up in his room on Sup Forums. I'd like to see it happen again, soon.

guess chad is a pedophile and i can send him to jail where he will get his dick cut off
teach him to fuck my 4 year old daughter

How is that not rape?

Nah girls get sexual urges too. Though they get in long term relationships for the reasons you mentioned

I've tried so many times

And sorry, when I kill myself its going to be humane

Depends on his status. If he's a star, he can grab them by the pussy. If he's a loser, he'll go to jail for assault.

Obviously I meant girls who are old enough, not kids. Wtf

every girl you thought was cute has taken a big smelly dump every day since you met her, and farted countless times.

why would you want to fuck that?

Yet I am infinitely more disgusting and unattractive than them.

Really makes you think

Yeah so why would I go to jail? For a hug

Whats worse?
That girl you still thin about every day sucking some other dudes cock happily and never thinking about you again?
or
Every chick you will be with from now on has had bigger dick and thicker wallet boyfriends to compare you to?

So keep trying. Get some exercise. Eat right. At least have some Sup Forumsros over to hang. You may be a douche-nozzle now, but eventually, you'll stumble in to a piece of ass in a class or at work. When that happens, at least have the ability to hold a conversation. Seriously, man, get in the fucking game. It's a choice.

The first one. Though they both are enough to make me seriously consider an hero

>have bros over
Hahaha
>implying I've ever had friends

Holy fuck I'm so fucking close to suicide

How old are you? You've gotta at least have to leave the house for school or work? A study group? Anything?

Same
Also what he said

>look at time it's party time
>get depressed she's probably getting some

26, I left my house all the time for school and work. Yippee, everyone fucking hated me every single time

Who cares as long as you don't settle.

>She's never yours to keep, it's only your turn

I can live with that. Better than living together with a frigid bitch who once pretended to be nice. Being a bachelor is the best of both worlds.

Grow up.

do it faggot

Iktf

Time to get 100% drunk

probably because you're a pessimistic cunt. better yourself or kill yourself.

It actually breaks me apart...

I'm sorry

What makes you so unlikable? Are you grotesquely obese? Do you not shower? Is your personality that abrasive? Be honest. I'm actually curious.

link to vid?

yeah it's hard to make friends outside of middle or High School that's why you need to get out and actually talk to people. Its hard but its practice, i find the best place is a bar. Just small talk, maybe you will find a common interest
Like, bowling. I dont know

Just dads browsing Sup Forums XD

Chad doesn't care because he's got 4 regular girls and 3 more lined up. A woman's bargaining power is her puss, a men's power is his commitment. Giving your commitment right away as a beta is the equivalent of a female slut.

Maybe it'll get better.

Poor Stephen...
you know how search engines work, right?

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Good for you

that liveleak in there is dead... :(

You too

I will.

Yeah I'm obese now, wasn't until a year and a half ago though so it wasn't always that

Also just ugly af. God I feel like ripping my face off

It's not going to work

It won't. If there's one thing I've learned, is that I will always be alone

Just search for "Toaster Steve". I haven't seen the vid in years, but I'm guessing it's somewhere. Good Lord, are you completely incapable of using google or even bing?

Post selfie or die in your sleep

Sometimes id like to take a beta ass dude and take him to get a good outfit and discuss some things and teach him a thing or two. And help him find an attractive female to get sum fuks or what ever he wants within reasonable means.

I aint even gay just a pro wing man.

stfu twink.

God id love to die in my sleep

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OK, first, grow up. Second, get yourself in decent shape. You don't have to be ripped like your mythical "Chad", but being obese is a big turn off to women that you want to fuck and dudes that would be cool to hang with. Fat = lazy and wallowing in self-pity. Which is you. All sorts of ugly dudes get laid. Walk through the local mall sometime and look at all the uggos with women. They may not be 10s, but they're probably at least solid 5s. Last, make any attempt to interact with people. You say you've tried, but I bet it was a pretty shitty attempt. It isn't hard to ask the guy next to you a class related question. Or go to a tutor. Or join some sort of social group. You may not find a mate there, but you'll at least learn to interact with people. God damn Red, I guess it comes down a simple choice: Get busy living, or get busy dying.

lurk more

I have spent more than enough on a decent wardrobe

Nobody fucking cares what clothes you wear if you're fucking worthless

true. i've dressed like a bum my entire life and have never had trouble getting laid. but then again, i've never had trouble talking to people.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
best meme since Milhouse

Well I'm exceptionally ugly and worthless

Neat

I'm trying to convince you to want to live, but you're just making me want to jump off a bridge. I've never come across such a self-loathing being in my life. This flu was bad enough over the past three days that I didn't think I could get any lower. Nice work, chief. You seem to have given up. I wish you God's speed on your way to the afterlife, user. Hope you re-consider. Can't believe you'd rather quit than just try to make contact of any kind with another human, but so it goes.

Develop an attractive personality. It's not about what you have or don't have, it's about how you make her feel in the moment. You have to manipulate her emotions to make her feel what you want her to feel, which natural PUAs like Chad do unconsciously on a daily basis. For you, it's a skill that'll have to be learned, but it's doable as long as you surround yourself with people who know what they're doing.