Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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(louise)
Fair enough. It's not for everyone.

I'm pretty sure everyone here was already gay.

claim

Claiming Eris again

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Oh, I have a dog, but he's too smol to give off much heat. Blankets and a heater are about my only options. Anywho, I'll get this sorted.

Savant implies some sort of disability in other aspects of mental functioning, and he seems totally fine. I think he's just really, really good at what he does

why did you turn straight?

Claim :o
i was straight -_-

He truly is a madman.
That just reminded me of the old Xiao Xiaos.

You were just talking about masturbating with another dude for like an hour. That ain't straight yo.

Ah well I'm sure you could find a person for mutual cuddles. I'll wait for it

Can someone post that image of an anxious anime girl gripping a fork? thanks in advance.

I meant more so in the genius meaning of it.

i said was -_-

Mostly big on cardio.

Claimu

Sorry I have this cute anime girl clutching a thing though. Hope it's good enough.

What was does not matter, now and the future is all that matters.

Proud of you, I hate cardio. I'd rather die lifting than die from running. Rip.

Sure, but it's important! Keeps your heart from exploding.

-___-

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This one?

Mutual cuddles would be nice, even if it's literally just for warmth. I doubt any of my friends would really be okay with it though.
I'll be done in 20 or so?

Ah, right, that makes a bit more sense. I think it needs to be "idiot savant" to have the mental disability bit

Yes that's it, thanks.

That's true, I just suck at it, and I feel like lifting is less miserable. I need to do it more.

It's okay to be gay, little text faced poster.

All these people talking about cuddling tonight... Pls

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Well you're pretty nice I'm sure someone would be for that. Same my friends are all like that and I wouldn't suggest it. Alright cool I can't wait to read it

It's okay, I skipped jogging yesterday.

youtube.com/watch?v=TW8US6ICao4

This place is so dull.

Why the long face?

Yeah, I should probably jog tonight rip. Gym closes in an hour or so, guess I'll go do legs and abs.

Seeya guys, be back in like 2 hours.

because you called me little text faced poster -_-

I believe in you user

I want to suck out Chara's eyeballs and bite down on the optic nerve.

Ohayou

Fucking reeee

Why is gay so best?

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A sad place that is not about waifusim anymore, but about boring people and drama.

it aint
kill yourself

singles of truth!

how is it not?

wanna erp? :o

Please don't do that to her.

not him but i will

because it is bad
much inferior to straight
which makes it not best

thats what it has been for the past year

Eh, you still have to expose that niceness to someone who would want to, and that's a challenge in and of itself...friends can be dumb sometimes. I think stopping right before the action makes sense, there aren't any real concrete stops until the last couple paragraphs after this. some of it needs to be entirely rewritten, especially in the first paragraph, but this is where it's headed. Link to follow because of the spam filter thing

pastebin com/vkChbX5C

enjoy your life with a loud hag then

always up for some enterprise resource planning but i dont have sap access from home :o

implying fags dont drama
nigger you cray :O

Well yeah I don't think I can cuddle with people I know. Guess it's right. Alright cool I'll give it a read

Well I can't open it on my phone. That sucks

Not as much as grills
o:

Oh, huh, I'm the exact opposite. If I don't know the person, it's borderline creepy. Did you put the dot between pastebin and com?

ohai~

What's in it for me?

i appoint you captn cray O:

*walks in to room*
-_-

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Well I didn't mean to make it sound like I do it with strangers. I don't do it with anyone. I tried putting a dot yeah

You're a better person!

Someone on 8chn is posting my waifu without my permission

you have a waifu?

I hope this is a joke.

I know I am.

such a meanie -_-
tell him to kill himself

If you don't do it!

Oh, yeah, that makes a lot more sense... cuddling is good though! comforting, at least
And weird, I can get it on my phone. Sure you copied the whole thing?

I want her to be the mother of my children

I'm not here for long

Nothing is going to change after I do it. I will still be perfect.

Why?

done
fuck you

>star of david
kill yourself jew >:o

It was nice but I don't know people so yeah. I am positive I guess I'm just dumb

Am not cray :<
>spread legs

Monthly family meeting with lunch

And you're not perfect

nah, you are a bad person, worse if you do it. Irredeemable if you do.

no need to be mean -_-
>shoots self

A haiku:

Late-night is boring
So I guess I'll just wait here
'Til my laundry's done

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I am perfect. How is your family?

Those don't apply to me.

did it work?

you cray-cray :o

obviously jews pray to moloch -_-
but that does not make them not jewish

A winner!
Sup?

No, Louise user is perfect
Family is okay

>cris

your haiku sucks balls
and you are a gay faggot
now go kill yourself

A winner is me, a winner is you.
Things are going excellently, finals are over.
How are things on your end?

And I whole-heartedly agree, Louiseanon is perfect. They seem kind.

Meant for

Why do you post here?
You know, I'd argue, but I can't argue with trips

And how is my Chara?

It *was* nice, so you have cuddled people before?

And oh well, probably something on your phone's end, not a big deal at all.

You're not a winner.
Winners don't talk to losers
I won't talk to you

While I'm not bothered by makeup, that is a startling amount on that woman's face.
It's probably not good for her skin.

That's because she is perfect

I'm doing fine too, thanks.
Therapy seems finally achievable

Trips confirm you're perfect

I'm doing fine actually, thanks.
I won't be online tomorrow

am not cray cray. gay life is best life. o:

A bit in high school yeah. Haven't since then. Still sucks I wanted to read it. Guess I should wait till it's done

I post for Chara, why else?

Any makeup is not good for skin.

What about mentally, are you okay?
And okay I won't be on tomorrow then either.

but you just did that
your reasoning is bullshit
you are no winner

gay life is most faggot life -_-

why is someone posting 3d
kill me please

the most faggot life is best life tho O:

I don't suppose I can argue with the 777777s I rolled a while ago?
Or you could...not!

>she is perfect
Dare I say you're cheating on Sono with another pink hair? For shame.
Therapy? Explain.

it aint -_-
consider suicide

Aw, that's too bad. with a boyfriend/girlfriend, or just randomly with a friend? you can try the full link, although it might get eaten. Going to try to send it as its own post