Woah, Jonah looks like THAT?

Woah, Jonah looks like THAT?

Why does he love subway so much

Because he buys 9-year-old prostitutes

why dont you? its fresh

He looks wrong slim.

he has really thin hair

He still has a big fucking head.

he looks upset and like he wants to eat a bunch of donuts. :(

It's really bad to jump back and forth from skinny to fat.
He's probably going to have a heart attack soon.

>2013
That lasted all of 6 months, if that. He's bigger than ever now.

>get thin
>end up still having a fat face

skinnyfat is like the worst condition you can be in, ok not the worse as in health risk wise, but being a shapeless sloppy mess is pretty horrible.

Skinny people who are really skinny know what they are and are comfortable, same goes for properly fat people, but when you're skinnyfat you're in a chaotic limbo after every meal, and usually very weak

you don't?

it's because some people are naturally predisposed to being hungry skeletons who can't eat to save their lifes and some are just predisposed to being fatfucks, partially genetic but mostly environment. when you're trying to change your body in a dramatic way you're trying to recondition your entire being. it's not easy.

SUBWAYS EVERYWHERE HATE HIM

CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT WHY

eating at subway finally paid off

Losing weight is easy af, just exercise more than you eat simple math

how many exercies for 1 foods?

ofc it's technically easy. people get discouraged since results are slow and in cases like jonah they've already damaged their body to a certain extent, excess skin, etc. it's easy to fall back in to the same negative patterns as an obese person.

He fell for the gym meme.

War Dogs looks fun

How could you went that to this

>Be skinny
>Still hava a fat-face

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ugh. I hate people who wear leather jackets when they aren't the bad ass type. It's like, dude your a fucking poser. Unless you've ever hit someone or got hit with a beer bottle, fucked a hooker, had to pull out a pocket knife in a fight before, and slept on a park bench before, do not try to wear a fucking leather jacket please.

>hfw he discovers the subway in the airport

he looks like a scared puppy
give him his fat back to portect him

>this is a 10 in america

Holy shit, you're such a fucking faggot.

someone got Jonah Hill with Katy Perry? I can never tell if it's a shop

>fucking a hooker is badass

It's part of being a man, not so much a badass. A badass would fuck her but not pay.

where is that pasta where it's like 10 subway sandwiches get delivered to his room every night but non come out?

More like a baby face, some people make it work.

TOP KEK!

I don't think I've ever seen a comment on Sup Forums that screams "Underage" as much as yours.

fat cunt

Imagine all the sagging skin

fucking a stripper is badass. fucking a hooker unless someone else payed for it is just mildly risky and pathetic.

hahaha that's cute, user.

samefag

HEHEHE

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nice shop lad

fag

just a reminder if any of you actually try the new rotisserie style chicken or carved turkey sandwiches at subway i'd be surprised if i didnt see you rocking two baggies on the way out, i am just sayin'

nah I paid for an escort it definitely didnt feel badass to give someone 200 dollars to stick my dick in her

two exercise
he clearly stated you need more than you eat

the marlon brando of our generation?

Imagine being a Gawker intern and having to be all like "damn, Jonah Hill, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific deflated monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my twitter handle and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another diversity hire in the server room. Like seriously imagine having to be Gawker intern and not only tap that iphone while Jonah Hill flaunts his deflated body in front of you, the favorable clothing barely concealing his smokestack shape and leathery skin, and just sit there, snap after snap, hour after hour, while he perfected that pose. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone in beanbag room tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JONAH HILL LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to linger there and watch his wobbly fucking suet face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Bloods and Crips and later alleged refugees for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in San Francisco. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out between his stretchmarks as he shifts his ribcage it in to flap suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "subwayesque (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the editor calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the office security could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Gawker intern. You're not going to lose your future tweetdeck career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

this pic is from march this year
he looks okay

Why are you still fat, user? Just lose your weight already so you can get all the pussy

who the fuck dresses this guy

no homo, but josh is a good looking guy skinny. wow.

some Jew tailor from Scarsdale NY

Wow he's actually pretty hot now
>No Homo

Have you ever tanned a cow's hide and made it into workable leather?
UGH I HATE YOU

>Losing weight is easy af

Losing weight is easy. Keeping it off has been shown, repeatedly, to be extremely difficult. Almost everyone who loses large amounts of weight regains it.

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It really depends on how slow you lose your weight. If you lose it gradually by PERMANENTLY changing your diet and exercising you will maintain it just fine, if you just do it to lose weight quickly only to return to your normal life style afterwards, you WILL gain it all back, and that's what most people do. Same for gaining muscle. See: movie stars.

Are you stuck in a 1950s greaser alternate reality?

His mommy

Tunnel Sneks 4 life

not bad

>poser
Dude are you 15 years old?

>How could you went that to this

Why did you shoop out the sub that was in his pocket?

TUNNEL SNEKS RULE

Underrated post

This has got to be fake.

He's turning into the michelin man.

the pain in his eyes is real though