Where can I buy a decent-size (about 10 cubic feet) tank of PURE helium? Does anyone know? I'm in the UK

Where can I buy a decent-size (about 10 cubic feet) tank of PURE helium? Does anyone know? I'm in the UK

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Are you lookin' to an hero or kill someone and make it look like a suicide?

Walmart, it's the same one that's in the picture. Like 15 pounds

This method actually doesn't work. Most helium tanks are designed in a way to prevent this now

Suicide
I can buy it from Walmart in the UK? Won't it cost a lot more to import?
It does work, only with pure helium. A lot of 'Party balloon' companies mix it with Oxygen, ratio is about 1/4 Oxygen.

Helium for suicide? Are you retarded?

Use nitrogen.

Helium is way cheaper and more readily available than Nitrogen and Argon

why do you want to an hero, user?

It's easy to find pure helium on Amazon and even Argos, but I've heard rumors they mix that "99.99% pure" Helium is mixed with Oxygen.

You mean to BE 'an' hero? I don't. There's just nothing I can do. Not looking for pity.

Oh right, it's a meme. Just looked it up.

You live in the UK? Not far from the coast then. Plenty of 300-400 ft tall cliffs, then. I assure you that this method is 100% effective and painless.

Bonus for exploding on the rocks. Or what I like to call "projectile brain expulsion".

300-400 ft? Where? And I really don't like the idea of falling, much less into rocky waters.

You falk, it feels like you are flying. It gives you that last few moments to figure out whether or not suicide is what you wanted.

And then you die.

Most cliffs around the coast are reaching more than 200ft, that would kill you too.

They will find your body if you jump on the more inland cliffs.

I have a feeling that isn't instant death at about 150ft. I imagine your organs just explode, with you lying there in agony for about 20 seconds, bleeding out.

Sometimes it's nice for family to not have a mutilated body for the funeral.

Nope. You will die immediately, if not that you will fall unconscious and then die from your injuries. Sure, people survive smaller falls but that possibility is incredibly small, and that usually only happens when people roll down the cliff face instead of jumping straight off.

If you have never unsuccessfully attempted suicide, how do you know for certain that you want it?

Why not do something where your death is guaranteed if you leave it? E.g. Cutting wrist.

I lack the constitution for cutting my own wrists.

>Implying that nitrogen is more expensive than helium
U fucking wot

It is. I've looked at specialist websites that sell pure gases. Nitrogen is more expensive.

Are you 100% certain that you want suicide? My personal attempts were prevented, or they did not work. Not many people know that I even tried, but doing things you cannot turn back on provides no way out if you experience regret in the last moment.

Doesn't the body need nitrogen or something in order for you to not feel like you need air?

No, there's really nothing I can do.
Don't know.

The idea is, if you inhale an inert gas (non-reactive), it's better than suffocation, because no CO2 is produced so you fall unconscious and death is mostly painless.

Well good luck getting your hands on helium.

Should be alright

Welding supply companies. They carry pure helium as well as argon. They also wouldn't sell the gasses mixed with o2 cause it would fuck weld integrity.

Source: I'll be a journeyman come October

What do welders use helium for?

In a way id almost respect this method, no cry for help etc etc. But honestly your life may feel like complete shit, if you arent gonna be locked up or something you may as well just join the army, it could turn everything around in your life. If not you are too pussy id go here boconlineshop.com/shop/en/uk/helium-291885-101 I mean it a fairly expensive route, but if you wanna die might as well get a fucking loan if you cant afford it.

I agree with this wise user's advice regarding the army. You'll hate it at first, but you'll be carved into steel and you'll even enjoy it eventually.

He's clearly not here to listen to rational advice. He doesn't understand that tomorrow is gonna be a brighter day. Textbook insanity.

user, just reboot
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I dont know what i just watched, but that was fucking unerving as shit. Bitch is saying all the thoughts in my head at night haha.