Hey Sup Forums what is the optimal number of anal squares to use while cleaning yourself after a shit?

Hey Sup Forums what is the optimal number of anal squares to use while cleaning yourself after a shit?
I normally use 5 or 6 but I always feel that I am using too many and am wasting paper.

TP is for plebs,I use a wash cloth.It's like wiping your ass with a babby lamb

I also use 5-6, wipe -> fold, wipe -> fold, repeat till clean

works for me

I take 3 and fold it into one square. After I wipe I fold it in half then wipe again to get any remnants.

3 doesn't seem like that much, especially once you fold it twice. Arn't you afraid of getting shit on your hand?

Just use your hands and then wash your hands faggot

my routine:

>get four
>fold them to one
>wipe
>fold them half
>wipe again
>throw in toilet, if not clean yet proceed
>take 2 new ones
>fold them to one
>wipe
>fold in half
>wipe

that seals the deal for me most of the time. So in total 6 single paper thingys

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I only ever use one. If there's blood, I might fold two together to stop is seeping through.

3 is fine unless you're using cheap, single ply, dollar store tier asswipe.

Also, just wash your hands with actual soap and warm water when you're done.

>If there's blood
Dude. Go see a doctor

Nah. It'll be fine.

any two potency since you can fold them in on itself ideally...

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If it's bright red, it's hemorrhoids. If it's dark blood it's probably polyps or some sort of ulcer.

I use about eight or nine, scrunched into a ball. I use an average of three balls and use two squares to finish.

I use 2 squares. I used to use an unholy amount until a friend and I were discussing our bathroom habits, and she said 2 squares is enough. It saves a ton of toilet paper.

Or it's period blood and nothing to worry about???

4 squares folded into one, then finish off with one of these bad boys.

If you've got period blood coming out your ass, you've got a fistula.

I'm pretty sure it's hemorrhoids I've got. It's bright red, and my anus has purple things (bloodvessels I think) on it.

Well, hemorrhoids can also be internal and rupture from strain.

Interesting topic, ok. I usually take the roll, do 2 laps around my 4 fingers. Fole in half, wet with water, clean up the sewage. Repeat until clean.

Guessing that's where the blood comes from.

Indianfag here, we use water instead of that unhygienic toilet paper !

Eat more yogurt and fiber and you'll live for at least another year.

Aye