Are you looking forward to Guardians of the Galaxy Volume Two: Meme Off! You and Me, Bro!

Are you looking forward to Guardians of the Galaxy Volume Two: Meme Off! You and Me, Bro!

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Very much so, Unironically even.

>>>/wshh/

a new superior alien babe is confirmed. interest rising

This, Guardians is still the best thing to come out of the mediocre soulless void that is the MCU.

Also this, while Mantis isn't her usual green, I'm happy with the look she got, all I really ask is for the romance with Quill and the weird speak. And besides, I'm not questioning our lord and savior James Gunn, the true founder of capekino.

Why do they always dress up this black girl like an alien? Racist ass kikes

They didn't in Star Trek

Oh boy. Lookin fine.

nah, i'm not falling for the Marvel movies are great RT told me meme ever again

didnt blacks throw a giant fit when she played some famous black chick in a recent movie? niggers dont consider her black

who's the blue dude

She wasn't dark enough

Heard that Kurt Russel is playing Star Lord's father and the main villain of the film. Sounds pretty awesome actually.

>awesome
Fuck off back to redddit.

Did you just call a word reddit?

>stop liking things I don't like!

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I'm looking forward to Elizabeth Debicki's role

I hope they get a talking dog to join the crew.

She plays Glenn Close's character in the past.

Is Stallone still confirmed?

Marvel is not soulless. Soul is the reason everyone is into it and every other studio is copying it.

Michael Rooker's character, Yondu. He's the dude with the whistle controlled stick that picks up Star Lord as a kid

It's a dildo, not a stick.

You're very immature. Dismissing positive positions doesn't make you an adult.

To Hell with you, redditor

unfortunately Guardians of the galaxy was one of the like 3 movies I've seen in the theater the last 2 years.

I probably won't see it. The whole reason I saw it in the first place was very much the result of random circumstances

That'd be a fucking waste, I'd rather find out she's Phyla Marvell

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Thanx bb

Yes.

GotG was a better Star Wars movie than TFA

Not really. It's a movie constantly patting itself in the back for its own quirkiness, except for the rare occasion where a cancermom or small children in danger appear and then is serious.

Man, what a fucking tonal disaster of a movie.

As a matter of fact, yes I do.

'Do' what?

fuck off

You first, shitbird

that's because they used makeup and prosthetics to make her look more like the woman (something extremely common for white male performers, but not at all common for black females)
She basically tore people a new one for calling it black face.

Shut up, racist.

>calling someone a racist

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If only DC did this 24/7

They would have gotten 80+ on Reddit Tomatoes for sure

Terrible joke.

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You say they like she doesn't audition for these roles.

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>claiming GotG isn't one giant bad joke

Is Dick Rider going to be in this one?

What about phyla vell, shes such a cutie

They can get the cute blond girl from the star trek remake to play her

What memes does this movie use?

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who?

shes literally just a back ground character in 1 or 2 shots, search

cute blond girl star trek

and you can see her

Wasn't it nice that guardians actually had a fucking heartbeat?

Basically it's Guardians, Iron man 1, and the first two Raimi spidermans.

Everything else is just a vacuum of emotion.

twat

what is this?