s/fur happens, so go ahead
S/fur happens, so go ahead
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So my roommate got Alexa and I asked it to open the pod bay doors
It refused to do so because I'm not Dave, and we're not in space and she's not HAL
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Checking in.
And I know you're a very eager threadstarter. That is good. It's usually just best to wait until the thread has capped before even starting the second one. It's best practice.
That's bullshit.
I know right?
Woah, are you my brother?
Heh, nice. At thanksgiving I asked my relatives one the meaning of life, the universe and everything. And when she answered 42 everyone just looked at me weird.
On the flipside, how terrified would you be if the pod bay doors actually did open?
They were expecting "INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER."
Dude I don't know. Why do you ask?
Fucking plebeians they just don't get it.
Very, and then what she could if the pod bay doors were open. That would be scary.
That would be if I asked for the question to the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
He's always talking about Carhartts.
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Oh, I had no idea.
They're great pants. They take a while to break in but man they will last forever.
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Be back in a little bit.
See you soon
Alrighty.
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man didnt have to select road signs or storefronts once this evening
today it was a good day ~
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Up next: House numbers
pls no i dont want to >.
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Trump is already planning his new internet plan which will bar you from a shit ton of websites.. Oh and the gov is now legally allowed to spy on your internet activity. It's time for a vpn traineddog.club
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I think I'm going to go have a real quick bite to eat
Back in like half an hour probably
Sounds good, see ya soon!
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anyone got sauce
Simple google image search came up with "sweet-dreamzzz-by-tsampikos"
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Didn't quite go as planned
Yeah? Did the sandwich try to take a bite outta YOU?
Why not?
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Heh, not quite.
Student ID cleaved into three pieces, so guy was super cool and guest swiped me into the dining hall but now I've got to get a new one, which is shitty.
Is this the guy that used to hit on you?
Oh wow. That actually happened to my student ID, too. They don't put a lot of quality into those things.
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Anyone have Thicc or Chubby? Pls
No, some other dude, fraternity guy. but holy shit I totally forgot that guy existed.
That guy used to work at the dining hall.
No, they really don't. I'm surprised it's lasted me this long to begin with, even though I've had problems with it since MFF 2015.
Not really my bag, actually.
But I bet he thinks of you every day.
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I haven't seen him for a long time actually, might have quit.
I seriously hope not. I'm not worth that
That's not for you to decide now is it.
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Yeah... I know that all too well.
Damn... I want to be plowed in the way, but at the same time I also want to ream him for doing that to a fellow dragoness!
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Fuck.. I didn't think about that. Sorry.
Given she's a dragon, I would have to assume that he has her consent.
For sex, yes, but for that position?
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It's fine, I know you didn't mean that.
I just think that a dragon isn't going to be forced into an easily-escapable position against her will.
Given that she's a dragon, and all.
I don't get the reference.
Guess I get to wait until Monday afternoon to get a new ID
Joy.
Yeesh.
Yep
Oh, fuck off.
Look at how thin her arms are then look at his. He could easily hold her in that position.