5'9"

>5'9"
>brown eyes
>needs glasses
>skinnyfat
>calls everything "shitty"
>has in his Twitter name but his politics are bog standard liberalism (hasn't even read Marx anyway)
>thinks depression and xanax are cute/cool/funny
>goes back and deletes punctuation from his posts to make sure they're snarky enough
>actually likes indie rock but has to pretend to like Drake and Frank Ocean to seem less racist
>only gross women with daddy issues and fjallraven backpacks will give him the time of day

Please tell me this isn't you Sup Forums

Fucking retarded

nope

I'm 5'11" but solid attempt

sounds more like tumblr nu-males desu

Exactly......................

no, i don't need an arbitrary Feindbild
can't honestly be worse than the average Sup Forums user desu

you forgot

>cold hands

>needs glasses
>goes back and deletes punctuation from his posts to make sure they're snarky enough
Only these are me.

>1.80 meters
>green eyes
>doesn't need glasses
>doesn't call everything shitty
>has in his twitter bio national liberal
>thinks depression is a serious thing, never has done xanax
>doesn't give a shit about his posts
>is openly racist, doesn't give a shit about indie rock
>only decent people give him time of the day
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