Hey Sup Forumsros

Hey Sup Forumsros,

How fucked am I?

I got this shit about 5 days ago... it's been getting only worse.

I've had a fever, headache, swollen glands (sore throat, alot like strep throat). I've basically been sick ever since I got this.

This bullshit doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt to pee or anything. I haven't had any discharge or anything really.

Please give me some advice on what you think this is?

Thanks guys ...

:(

Also, I've only slept with my GF for about 8 months now. I haven't kissed or had any intimate contact with anyone but her.

I'm getting tested first thing Monday, I just want to have some expert opinions on how fucked I am...

Damn. Your dick's a goner, dude. Better make your peace with it and amputate before it affects the rest of your body

Medfag here, looks to me like you might have a tumour growing on your penis

Go to the hospital asap op

looks like terminal cancer

The herp has got you. No big deal, the first outbreak will likely be the last outbreak.

upvoted.

I assume you don't have insurance, OP.

It doesn't itch one bit. Like I honestly feel absolutely nothing; it's been like that since it's started. I doubt it's herpes. I think is syphilis ...

herpes, your girlfriend is a fucking whore

I do.

A fucking tumor? Really ... I see resemblance in some pictures but hopefully this isn't true ...

Yeah dude. That shit really can't wait till monday, that's gonna get lethal real fast. Do you have any ether and rubbing alcohol in stock? Also a sharp cleaver

You got cucked by a negro

Definitely genital herpes. Also I would get a swap just in case sometimes people have both especially if they have aids. But it's common to have both and one pic looks like a wart. Get a Pap smear test too but you definitely have genitalia herpes

go to doctor instead of positing it on Sup Forums

Regardless your girl isn't clean

Did u ever heard of Hospital ?

don't listen to him OP your dicks fine just get doc to check it

Firstly, clean your trucking dick.
Secondly , go to the fucking doctor

>herpes
>only gf for 8 months

did she cheat on him ?

But doesn't Herpes always itch, cause burning or at-least some sort of pain or discomfort?

The thing is I have none of that, fortunately. So it really leads me to believe I have syphilis; pictures of that infection look very similar to what I have. Also fever and headache, and also swollen glands are a very common part with syphilis, but I've never read that Herpes victims get any of that.

> newfags all over the place
Go die, pencildick

Its possibly or maybe she already had it and didn't say anything. A lot do but that's such a scumbag move

That's the thing I'm fucking worried about. I've talked to her, let her know the situation and she swears she didn't do anything ... I can't help but believe her.

On my clean conscious I didn't do shit so I'm very very fucking confused as to how this bullshit ended up on my dick.

Cut it off

On a scale from "Having a dick infection" to "not going to the doctor for a week after finding out" you are that.

looks like the beggining of a tumor

Well the thing is I wasn't sure what I had. It wasn't nearly as bad as this on Friday, honestly it was hardly visible and simply looked like my skin was slightly irritated; shits been getting a lot worse, drastically.

Not always. Everyone reacts differently. Sometimes when people get warts or heroes they don't even know they have it and experience very little signs like the ones you listed. Some get really bad symptoms. Regardless you need to go to a doctor. No way around it.

I'm going, first thing Monday, believe it.

I sure hope not, I'm only 21 ... I need my dick in this life ...

Go to the doc and tell him that your dick has some weird shit going on with it. He'll look, do some tests, and tell you that you have syphilis

i think it's possible she already had it.

check the facts for yourself user. your dick will be fine no matter what, so there's that. good luck.

Looksike smegma aka dick cheese just clean it off op

and stop looking at pictures online. you will make yourself actually sick from mental persuasion and stress. go see a doctor. you're fine.

why give him false hope? it legitimately looks like an STD. Just visit ER OP. If you have Medicare or MediCal they'll cover it

Oral herpes can become genital, no? So it could be a bj thing. Loads of people have oral herpes because of sharing drinks

No joke I've got a similar thing. My gf gets cold sores so i think it's just type 1 my dood

cause it's most likely herpes and it'll get cured.

Small dick + aids

lol stay away from hookers faggot. nice std

i was gonna say at least you got laid but i see your a monogamous faggot. Its ok Sup Forumsro, I caught herpes and if you are good looking enough girls will still sleep with you. Just waste the rest of your life in nightclubs and horny girls will ride your horse of the apocalypse. Also dump that dirty bitch your with she either lied to you or has been cheating on you.

I am 99% positive it is a male yeast infection. I'll explain when i get home. Keep threat alive for another 10 mins or so.

oh its not just wash your dick

Another user. I've got a tight foreskin. I'm afraid of pulling it back any further. You can notuce how the head has become red from how tight it's pulled. Should I continue to pull back over time, or give up and circumvent?

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Okay I'm getting real sick of this. Will someone please just cut of his dick and post pics, I'm getting bored

It's herpes bro. I have herpes too. Trust me, it's herpes.

Welcome to herpes. Go get tested.

Looks like genital herpes to me. Have you had sex recently?

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Medfag here: I don't believe in herpes, it would hurt a lot more. I think it's Syphilis (but i can't be sure without test) it's not as bad as it sounds you just have to take antibiotics and also get test for AIDS.

Syphilis. Luckily its super easy to cure nowadays. Youll be fine. Dont let it get worse or your brain gets fucked permanently

You could carry herpes for years and never have outbreak, was it first irritated then swell with blisters filled with clear fluid?

you/she could have gotten it years ago. that shit can lay dormant and just pop up out of nowhere.

Go to the fucking doctor

i couldn't even pull it back when i was younger, the pain would make me stop trying to pull it back, had to cut at 20 :(

doctor here, you have an RTS infection and you're pretty much a dead man but a doctor might prolong your life

Srry dude but your gf is a whore...

>i couldn't even pull it back when i was younger, the pain would make me stop trying to pull it back, had to cut at 20 :(
Sorry about that mate. I'm 26 y.o. only discovered this was abnormal for me a few months ago. I'm hoping to avoid the surgery. How was your dick the days following the operation? Sore?

When you take a warm shower/bath pull that shit all the way down, nothing bad is gonna happen. If it's gonna get stuck, put it in very cold water and voila. Pull the fucker every day and it will get fixed eventually, i know because i had the same issue.

Go to doctor immediately that looks pretty bad

yeah do this and end up like this

>When you take a warm shower/bath pull that shit all the way down, nothing bad is gonna happen. If it's gonna get stuck, put it in very cold water and voila. Pull the fucker every day and it will get fixed eventually, i know because i had the same issue.
Ok you've given me confidence. Thanks. My brain tells me that's close to the absolute boundary it can be pulled back, but I'll push on regardless.

That's gonna suck for sure, but I did that and I'm perfectly fine

Now that's scared me again.

I vote we keep commenting until this scrolls away thanks

I've went through that too, my friend. But I decided to pull that shit and see what happens, didn't wanted to get my dick cut. I started seeing "results" after 6 months or about a year I think

Just make sure you pull it very slowly and when it's wet and warm, 100% you'll see results after some months/a year depending on your skin

It could have been from someone before her actually. It can incubate in your system for years before any symptoms show. Scary stuff.

ITT: losers whose parents didn't love them enough to fix their dick when they were born

losers..

Jewfag, your barbarism will be brought to an end, one way or another.

That's herpes, bro. Sorry, your sex life is over.

Nah, just lie bout it...

Medfag here. And my wife said a nurse just showed her this. You for sure have syphilis man I'm sorry. Don't waste $ on the ER just go to std clinic they will take care of you. Also go punch your cheating gf in the face. Also don't be a dick and give this to other people.

Rubinstein taybi syndrome? What's the RTS stand for?

Dude. His whole life is fucked.

Medfag here, thx god, you may survive this.
as a doctor, i can only warn you about the ONE (1) rule about STD : the less it hurt, the more dangerous it is.
5 days, you're already beyond my scope about your dick wellbeing, you need some specialised physist ... in post traumatic dick therapy, i assume.
if it's herpes it's simplex ...med jk :^)
anyway , there is 2 (TOO) kind of herpes, thanks god, only the genital one get cyclic (you'll get used to it and will be able to predict eruption cause itching)
if it's syphilis, it's like .. worse, that's rare enough to catch so well done on that, it's the positive aspect of your situation.
the symptom you describe, the sign i can see, i diagnostic : something something like syphilis was already in your body since 21 days (504 hours), it's already in stade 2 (TWO) and there is 3 (TREE) stades, the third one is the "central nervous system reach".
if you get to third step, game over.
according to my calculation, there is 72 hours before third stage syphillis giff you dementia, most of this time syphillis energy will be invested to access your spinal cord thru your dick nerves, it may be faster or slower ( i'm shit at math it's something like 68 Hours in worst case, 75 hours in optimal condition)
this is not dementia 101, it's a syphillis specific dementia, it's the body that get wrecked and you don't turn back ever, just like when you taste deep fried food.
in the meanwhile, it's up to you, you can still save your brain or let nature do it's ways.
in such case, worry not, death is usually swift, thx god full of mercy.
please accept my support over your dick mourning, it's always hard for a professional like me to accept his impotence.

You ain't a doctor you quack. Elaborate on this RTS thing if you really are a doctor and want to be of any use on this thread.

does the word phimosis ring a bell ?

Nah syphillis is curable, but that being said it's not something someone should slack on getting taken care of. The longer you have it the worse.