Sup Sup Forumsros, I've got a problem. I'm constipated I think...

Sup Sup Forumsros, I've got a problem. I'm constipated I think, and all I can push out is this clear/streaky sludge looking stuff, Slime almost. What is this? And how do I fix it?

Looks kinda like pic related.

It's just mucus we all have in our intestines that lubricates the turds. I shit a lot of it when I have the flu.

If it lasts for a whIle I'd probably go to a doctor. It's just mucus that your poop toob makes. My buddy has colitis and he knew something was wrong when he started shitting a lot of mucus.

Did a male pig have sex with your asshole by any chance?

To clarify, you don't have colitis or cancer or anything so don't worry user. You're not gunna die I promise. But just keep track of it. It's normal every once in a while.

it looks like the slime from Ghostbusters? did Vigo anal sex you?

Idk, did several dozen men cum in your ass recently?

Probs pinworms.

That sounds like bile. I got that recently when I had to do a cleans for a colonoscopy

I don't see how you can be constipated AND dumping bile, but I'm not a doctor.

How long since last solid bowel movement?

Have you tried using a laxitive?

No...

Thanks user.

3-4 days, and still feel like I need to. And I haven't, I kinda was hoping it'd pass on it's own, as it had in the past. But it's been a while.

Mucus, perfectly normal

you sure? sounds like he has a blockage maybe.

im on drugs but its a long shot. have sourkraut with buchs grillin beans, wash that down with some coleslaw and liquor (common diet of mine) shake your stomach and shove that finger waay up your ass.

The mucus is normal... the 3-4 days with no solid fecal mater isn't. You may need to use a laxative or an enema... last thing you want to do is get impacted.

>mater

Duh... I meant fecal matter

put water up your ass, let the turd in water for some minutes and then comes out soft as fuck.

yeah go get some MiraLAX from CVS down about 2 caps of it. Same tomorrow.

man your asshole is gonna hurt when those bricks drop.

This user is right, take laxitives, rub your anus to stimulate your intestines, and give your belly a gentle massage, try to work your poop through. Do some stretches and drink lots of water. If you end up in lots of pain go to the doctor.u

Muhammed” received just 180 hours (22 days) of community service last year after he was prosecuted for attacking and brutally raping a 12 year old girl. Aged 18 at the time of his conviction, now the rapist’s friends and family are exacting revenge upon his victim, prolonging her trauma.

Now 13, ‘Ida’ has told local Swedish paper Sundsvalls Tidning about her most recent ordeal. Two brothers of the rapist go to her school, from which she has had to be withdrawn. Now five or six times she has been attacked by the men and their friends in public, at the local shops and around the neighbourhood.

The most serious attack took place on March 24th, when she was discovered at a bus stop by the brothers. One of them pushed her down, while the other punched her in the mouth. Upon seeing the mother of the boys approaching, Ida told the paper: “I thought she would stop them. But she kicked me”.

The young girl was admitted to hospital with a head injury and two loose teeth. The police have been notified, but in defiance of the report the girl has been told she will be beaten six more times.

Now she says “I dare not go outside”, because friends of her rapist will telephone the brothers if they see her in town.

Speaking to the local paper, the chief of local police has urged the girl to get in touch “as soon as something happens”. He also suggests “it’s good to keep a diary” of incidents should the events ever go to trial.

Ida had only turned 12 in the same month she was lured back to ‘Muhammed’s’ flat under false pretences for the first attack. When he had her alone, the man tore off her clothes and held his hand over her mouth while he raped her. A FriaTider report from the time states as he raped the young girl, he repeatedly told her “black dick is expensive”.

The attack left the girl “bleeding heavily” and with psychological problems. ‘

post a pic here OP

taste it. if it's salty it's a symptom of colon cancer from ruptured polyps.

lol lil bitch should go outside witha bodyguard, and anyone who touches her gets murdered in the scene.

Do an enema and hold it in so it loosens all the shit up.

If you do a laxative you're going to pushing a brick through your asshole and it'll hurt.

Use the opportunity to put something in your ass without needing lube