Hello Sup Forums

Hello Sup Forums,
I am from the future.
Ask me anything about it.

is cancer cured

How was space

>cancer
No, you live longer then expected.

Overhyped

Also all the aliens have some sort of space aids. it's pretty vital to humans.

good i love it

kek
Tell me about the meme wars

will i get dubs?

now we have trump as president, and he is bringing down religion, how long before the end of the world ?

How did you enter the past?

i am also from the future - 4:50 PM, Sunday 29th of January 2017, to be precise. how far up the line are you?

From what year did you come from?

Will there be niggers in the future

How is Sup Forums alive? Where's m00t?

Why did you choose this time to return to?

>[X-FILES THEME BLASTS]

it sucked, tump won
check em.
oh buddy, your world ended about 3 weeks ago
Meme powered time machine
2036, and my name is john titor.
Sup Forums was taken over by a coporation that reminds me of the "clinton foundation", m00t's absence is a conspiracy.
you know how people study history in school and they always stop to learn about hitler?

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Dammit Berry

>turns out OP is lib trash

Now get out before you embarrass yourself further.

Or don't. Your retardation is kind of amusing to watch from a distance.

Have the Nazis risen again?

>2036, and my name is john titor.

oh. i thought it was a new one, but it's a copypasta. nice try, Zarflax.

I'm one of them

John Titor. Lowkey Stein's Gate reference?

What does that even mean? Are we catching alien diseases?

no, retardation set aside, john titor's an actual urban legend who used to float around irc boards around the year 2000 proclaiming to be in search of an old IBM computer and to be from the future. google him

only if you're into that kinda thing

Will I get a gf?

Are you an idiot? Stein's Gate didn't invent John Titor, his name came up in time travel shit for like a decade before that show was even made.

Do we finally find a cure to stop people from turning gay and wanting to be a tranny?

How many millenia is Trumps glorious reign as Emperor?

no, you die a virgin.

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delete the trap boards, it will solve your problems.

2034

long story here, my time machine broke down here on my way to the late 70s to find a friend of mine. I'm passing time on Sup Forums as my partner is researching to make an Ae-Atomic fuel condenser.

how can you travel through time without creating paradoxes?

Well, there are two abstract universes that are created by an event taking place. if an action changes in the past, it forces our world to shift to a new timeline where all events that took place are simply assumed to just be a natural occurrence on the new timeline the earth sits on. creating a time paradox is actually a lot harder then it seems.

Bring me with you to the future.

I'll order pizza. (And pay for it)

I'm sorry but I already have a lovely companion to take my travels with, my time machine only seats two.

What other cool shit will millennials destroy and make their own?

>only two seats on a time machine
>only four in a sedan but somehow Mexicans can stuff it like a clown car

I'll even get the cookie dough with the pizza, and we can bake it using the exhaust heat from the time machine.

You're turning down a big opportunity here m8

>from the year 2034

Fucking lol.

So what, do I have to wait 7 years MAX for them to invent time machines?

You wouldn't have to wait any amount of time. If time machine were ever create, we would have known long ago no matter when they discovered them.

America

taking you out of your own timeline and forward may prove dangerous.

17*, well I got my time maching in an early stage of stable about 3030, but unfortunately, at that time, Einstein's theory of relativity only had me figure out how to move forward in time, not backwards.

wut?

Legal status of IRL loli?

I meant to say that if time travel to the past were possible, we would already know because some one from the future would have already came here and proven it to us. Since that has never happened, it means a time machine will never be made

Depends on whether or not anyone's bothered to come to a time period where humans kept written records of historical events, or whether humans ever discovered it.

Libertarians break out riots later this year and begin a great devide which takes about 2 years to climax. the United States beraks into two and a civil war is started, this begins late 2018

China and US get into a war from 2025 to 2029.
Over economics due to agreements of treaty from the civil war that greatly dipped our economy.

2019*

If I tell you which casino I'm going to be at this week and when, will you give me the exact outcomes of the games I designate so I can bet on them and get stupid rich?

I mean, i don't carry some magic news paper to tell me who won what bet and when. My time machine is malfunctioned at the moment. In addition, giving someone a large sum of money could cause a massive skip in the timeline our world is sitting on