Chatting with Microsoft employee. What should I say?
Singles will go unnoticed
Dubs will be considered
Trips will be done
Quads is law
Chatting with Microsoft employee. What should I say?
Robert Phillips
Brayden Morgan
OP here, will be updating results Live
Justin Hill
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Brandon Torres
Ask for tits
Adam Lee
SUCK A DICK NIGGER FAGGOT check em
John Morris
Slob on my knob.
Like corn on a cob.
Ethan Smith
post ASCII dick pic
Parker Cooper
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Joseph Brooks
OP Again
If something is funny enough I'll still say it
Jackson Phillips
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Luke Rivera
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Connor Thompson
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Jackson Murphy
too bad you wasted these dubs. I can't send pics
Charles Rodriguez
Tell her Microsoft is what your wife's daughter calls your penis
Wyatt Walker
Tell her to show tits or gtfo
David Kelly
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Christian Gray
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Julian Collins
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Oliver Jones
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Christian Phillips
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Sebastian Morales
Someone post the original to this picture
Liam Jackson
Hey can I get your # so we can send nudes and fuck?
Chase Collins
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Gavin Carter
Ask her if she'll be happy when trump sends her back to Indianapolis
Aiden Sanchez
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Adam Smith
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Blake Cox
Badda bing badda boom
Camden Rivera
How can I get Microsoft office to play games for me? My wife's son is always bugging me to play games through Microsoft office. I keep telling him that is not possible but he assures me it is possible.
Tyler Young
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Tyler Nelson
This
Anthony Watson
This is a very good thread. OP is not a faggot
Wyatt Walker
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Hudson Ward
Gonna do it
-OP
Jeremiah Sanders
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Benjamin Myers
>friend
Pajeet detected
Ryder Hall
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Matthew Lee
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Isaiah Robinson
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Jose Hernandez
Tell her she's cute
Ayden Gomez
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Liam Reed
Fucking perfect pic/trips. All heil Satan!
Ryan Butler
You look very cute in that picture. Do you go out with non-tech savvy people like myself? I'm filing for divorce soon, and my Microsoft Office suite is spazzing out in this documentation thing. Everytime I save the file, when I try to reopen it says its corrupted.
Charles Cooper
Roll
David Peterson
rill
Adam Miller
this
Tyler Baker
more like micro cox
Matthew Walker
This fagget
Jonathan Taylor
Bok like chiken
Colton James
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Jonathan Hill
Have you ever felt the smooth raspy push of a tongue in your poojeet...pajeet?
Eli Ward
Do it
Grayson Scott
Send URL to picture of you cum tribute current conversation
Brandon Ross
this
Easton Hernandez
turn off computer and go to bed
Dylan Allen
turn off comp. go to bed
Lucas Gomez
Stomp on computer
Ryder Reed
roll
Aaron James
KYS
James Ortiz
Kek. This one
Tyler Adams
"Where should I hide my pizza porn?!"
Cameron Morgan
Rolling for quads
Jonathan Young
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Christian Williams
wanna bang?
Gavin Sanders
roll
Jayden Nelson
how can I watch the russian video of DT getting pissed on?
Jordan Garcia
QUADS
Christopher Price
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Jonathan Morgan
WINNNN
Tyler Bennett
I eat ass
Liam Garcia
RRRRWALS.... I'd like to know why my poop tastes funny.
Sebastian Perez
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Chase Wood
M'lady *tips fedora*, I must speak the truth. I am not inquiring on Microsoft product perse, see, I am an active GNU/Linux user, specifically Gentoo. What did get my attention is, that a smart and classy damsel as yourself is alone in this online world.
*caresses your hand with my fingerless gloves*
It would be my honor to take you out for a lovely dinner, a long walk at the beach (must be at night because I get bad sunburn, vampires don't go out at day), and we can manually compile packages and talk about how beautiful free software is. I can show you my fedora collection and pictures of all my different neckbeard styles. What do you say my lady?
Blake Hughes
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Hudson Russell
asf
Aaron Davis
roll
Ryan Wilson
Ask her what you're supposed to do if you need to set up a Microsoft account but you don't have a cell phone.
Juan Thompson
kek. This
Owen Lewis
POO IN LOO
Sebastian Powell
Rolling
James Scott
topkek pls this omfg lol
Jacob Williams
Hahhahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahah thisssssss
Carson Kelly
>M'lady *tips fedora*, I must speak the truth. I am not inquiring on Microsoft product perse, see, I am an active GNU/Linux user, specifically Gentoo. What did get my attention is, that a smart and classy damsel as yourself is alone in this online world.
>*caresses your hand with my fingerless gloves*
>It would be my honor to take you out for a lovely dinner, a long walk at the beach (must be at night because I get bad sunburn, vampires don't go out at day), and we can manually compile packages and talk about how beautiful free software is. I can show you my fedora collection and pictures of all my different neckbeard styles. What do you say my lady?
It's coming, my darlings. Waiting on response
Anthony Cruz
hey cunt, I mean, hi 'mi lady. I have turrets syndrom and fuck shitlicker. Sorry... I don't mean to use foul language...
Caleb Foster
this OP, don't be a faggot
Wyatt Howard
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Mason Miller
Lol
Parker Clark
So underwhelming, not like she'll even react to what you're saying.
Isaiah Sanders
He's one of us !!
Aiden Sanchez
Get fucked you dumb fuckin' nigger
Ayden Jackson
ONE OF US...
ONE OF US...
ONE OF US...
Liam Jackson
OP ask him how many GBP you'll earn from bringing him some tendies
Bentley Gomez
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Julian Miller
I don´t believe "him"
Gavin Davis
What macbook would suit my needs the best?
David Wright
what a sad ending
Easton Phillips
One of us
Connor Evans
Macbeth
Jayden Richardson
OP here
Fun while it lasted. Thanks /b
This won't be the only time we do something like this. I'll be back.
Andrew Powell
What Microsoft software would you recommend for hosting an anonymous imageboard?
Matthew Price
Do more OP. Go to some college live chat and ask if they let black people enroll