General money making threads, haven't seen one of those in a long while...

General money making threads, haven't seen one of those in a long while, help a poorfag out trying to give his mom the life she wants.
i personally would like it to be legal, but feel free to post any way you make money.

If you don't give a fuck. Suck off some dudes for cash. I could never do it, but it will make money with little effort. even less effort if you let them fuck you

OK user. I'll actually drop some useful information instead of a link to make 30 cents by taking some bullshit survey.

Don't be one of those faggots who is always looking for get rich quick schemes. Making lots of money is easy as hell and you don't have to resort to stupid schemes on the internet to scrape together your weekly food money to do it:

1. Figure out something you love to do that's also productive. This step should take approximately 20 seconds.
2. Work your ass off at becoming really good at it, until you're much better at it than your average fucktard off the street.
3. Sell your skill.

It really is that easy. No matter what thing it is you like to do, if you're one of the best at it, someone else is willing to pay you for it. Easy.

actually ima menly bitch and i earn a lot but it's depend on your morality. im just materialic melanholic

That's retarded.

You sir are an idiot. Procrastination is the basis for great creativity. Realizing you love building, then becoming the best brickie in the business; is a sure fire way to become a fucktard. Your almost as bad as me. But unlike me, you still seem to think optimism ans hard work are worth your time. I can work hard. But fuck trying to be the best at what you do. That makes you autistic. I say, stop trying to be perfect. Let the pieces fall where they may.

>yfw the only things you enjoy are videogames and sleeping

work at a casino, base pay is shit but the tips boi

good way to invest 3k ? Frenchfag here

Don't spend money on unnecessary things and invest every penny in stocks.
Invest, but don't speculate. Don't think you can make more than 15% per year on average.

Nice dub dubs

Invest in the European Union. Seems like a sure thing

Sounds good, I'll look into that then. Thanks

Become a programmer, self teach scripting. Become a game developer.

Companies are way more likely to hire self-taught programmers than those who went to a class and learned it.

Have a buddy who self taught programming. He works at a mill making fuck tons of money programming automated services so the mill can function.

Financial advice from this shit hole...

Still, don't invest it all in one company, look into a small cap international mutual fund. You buy shares of the fund and the is comprised of shares of a wide range of companies and is managed by humans. Or maybe AI at this point.

Get yourself to vanguard, buy mutual funds. Don't cash out if it drops. Stock market in the US is at a record high but it always trends upwards. It's not a zero sum game

and what is the average return with that kind of strategy ?
Thanks for your time

Change means that the stocks will go up and down. Trump means change. There's a lot of money to be made, son. Infrastructure fx.

"always trends upwards" lol. When the market is valued too highly, it'll crash. People actually fear this. ;)

wine and baguette to you sir

and the ugly people losers smell like poop and the ugly bitch that smell like shit is a phoney and smell like poop

and the ugly bitch smell like shit and is short and smell like poop and the ugly bitch and the ugly people losers that smell like poop outnumber everybody and smell like shit and try to be better then people the ugly way and smell like poop

Always trends upwards is not the same as "never goes down" markets self correct all the time. The financial crisis of 2008 is one example. Even with though, at the 2007 pre bubble high was the value of the NYSE higher or lower than it is now?

(Spoiler it's higher now)

If you have liquid assets it not be the best plan short term but over 3+ years (6+ if another meltdown happens) You will see returns.

Just beg7n dealin drugs like any other nigger, before it get legit.

Invest your cash. BOOM

Profit!

>Implying you got friends or know people, and can run very fast

Inb4 get a job

Sure. A lot of companies went bankrupt though. So even though the market rises after a financial crisis, you can still burn your fingers a lot (and money).
Telling a newbeginner that the market is always rising is... Well, kinda like saying that peace always finds it's way. Sure, peace follows a war, but not before people have been killed.

This. Machining is the way to go. Easy work.

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>implying it's easy
If it was so damn easy, it wouldn't pay well.

True taken in isolation always trending up is not strictly accurate if you invested in say Zeppelins and the penny farthing bike company then no amount of recovery time will be enough.

How many NYSE companies went bankrupt? (Curious, not trolling, I actually don't know)

Also, yes, there is no investment without risk. But you mitigate the risk through diversification of your portfolio, in both sectors and companies. Through a mutual fund for example, which is way less effort than hand picking stocks.