Hi Sup Forums, tell me why you got suspended from school?

hi Sup Forums, tell me why you got suspended from school?
>been suspended twice, will share if there's interest

I took a Gatorade bottle full of tequila and some girl heard me talking about it. She snatched the bottle from me and she got drunk. She snitched on me. Got me 1 week suspension.

I threw a computer out of a window and got sent home for the day.

Got 2 days in 7th grade because some cracker faggot hunted me down and started a fight with me over hockey.
Welcome to Canada

>fighting
>loudly cursing at other people
>made a fan account for a teacher on instagram and got suspended for a week for it, still have no idea why
>skipping class (merica)
>telling my teacher "it's not my fault you can't teach or control a class"
>typing curses on computers (they keylog, apparently)
>smiling in class
>laughing in class

Suspended once for alchohol possesion the other one for punching a bully.

I drew a swastika on my desk. My teacher was jewish. Didn't get in trouble just a long lecture from the principal about Nazis and how my teacher could be offended by this. This was in 8th grade

In high school I ditched an entire semester of physical education. I spent my time hiding in my guitar class. I told him I didn't have a 6th hour class so he let me stay. He found out cause he was gonna make me his teachers assistant for the next semester.

>threw wooden block at teachers head during woodwork class after he grabbed my top by the hood and tried to pull me away, choking me in the process
>kicked a guys ass who was talking shit about me
>Threw coin, hit teachers head, got snitched and threatened with assault charges. Suspended for a week instead.
>My high school was the height of niggery

sounds like you were the nigger z

I threatened to stab my pregnant homeroom teacher in her stomach with a pencil, don't even remeber why

>retard kid started shit on me
>got him in a headlock and drove his head into a brick wall
>if he had a brain it'd be damaged, instead he actually became semi normal
>should've been rewarded not suspended

Almost got suspended on that one
>when teacher walked away from me I pretended to pat him on his back
>in reality I stuck a paper dick on his back
>whole class laughing for 2 hours
>some retard snitched on me because a bit of a laugh is too much for them to handle
>got yelled at but nothing more besides that
that happened like 5 years ago

I was always a smart kid but mix it up some niggery and we all become products of our environments. Shit was fun but that's all behind me

Got suspended from the bus for punching the shit out of a kid who wouldn't sit down. I did this because we had sat in the bus loop for about an extra ten minutes than we should have because the bus driver wouldn't move as long as he was standing.

Got sent to the Vice Principal about it and she said "well we can't do anything about the suspension but you were in the right so we won't kick you out of school"

I remember my teacher when I got called down said "don't admit anything" as though he knew. He was a cool guy.

Blacked out on kpins and did some stupid shit that got me in trouble then in turn they found out i was high as hell so i got kicked out

Took a shit in an asshole kid's backpack. Turns out they had camera's in the library.

Op here, may as well share my story, it's pretty fucked up but funny af
>be me, 15 year old britfag on South Africa school rugby tour
>been good time so far, went on safari, got raped by nigs the full package
> sitting in hotel room by myself after long day, feeling devious cause bored.
>tried to decide what to do which would get laughs
>genius thought comes into head
>"lets wipe cum on my friends stuff"
>plan set in motion, jerk one quick to Milford lesbian porn like the slut I am
>Walk out with cum all over my hand to the room next door
>knock, door opens to friend
>"er hi user, what do u want?"
>"Wheres sloth?" (the guy he's in the room with looks like cid the sloth from ice age, let's call him that)
>says he's in the shower
>perfect
>he sees the cum on my hand
>user what the fuck are you doing
>"Watch this"
>Go over to sloths stuff, wipe my cum all over his wallet and money
>pick up his sun hat, wipe it all inside
>bro can't stop laughing at the autism I'm displaying
>territory marked
>Tell bro to not say anything, run out room
> ten minutes later, sloth finds his creamy goodens in his wallet and rages, broad are coming into the room losing their minds
>he shouts who done it and I burst into tears laughing, he hits me but starts laughing too so I think it was all ok.
>next thing I know turns out he snitched on me to school teachers there
>make me call me parents telling them I gave cummies to my friends wallet
>have a meeting with headmaster after tour and got one day suspension.
>best thing about it? He never found the cum on his hat and wore it the next day, what a cuck
>end

>in grade 10 programming class
>made program in turbo pascal >makes the start menu on windows 98 run away when you try and click it
>put program on teachers computer
>cant click start menu
>she mad
>preppy cunt narks me out to teacher
>get suspended for hacking teachers computer
>almost get expeled, teacher wanted me charged for hacking
>police get 40 keks from suggestion
>end up with 3 month suspension

First day of 6th grade parents got me a knockoff iPod nano video. My friend asked me if he could borrow it. Let him.

He filled the entirety of my iPoor with various genres of hardcore porn. Next morning, he showed everybody on the bus. A Dutch faggot named Fabian snitched.

None of the faculty were tech literate, so I had to tell them, step by step, how to operate the device to view alllllllll the porn.

I plead with them, tell them I didn't download it. Obviously nobody believe little faggot me.

Dean calls my mom, informs her of the situation. All mom asks is "what kind of porn? Gay/straight? Just curious".

Both of us were suspended 10 days, got to go back after 5 because parents got us 'therapy' ("you know downloading porno isn't good, right?").

Your father should have never been taught about unprotected sex to give life to such a degenerate as yourself.
Would you find it funny is someone did that to you? what makes you think it was funny anyway? you pretty much came on another guy faggot

>cuckold trap lover detected
It is funny, and I would of laughed if it happened to me cause yet again it is funny
Kill yourself while you have the power to do so