Go to Bar - see this - whats your next step user?

Go to Bar - see this - whats your next step user?

leave

try to find my friends in bar

look for a younger one.

360 and walk away.

Im sure im in eastern europe

Smile and tip my hat while walking past, thus remaining somewhat mysterious, but also classy.

"hey mom, who's watching the kids tonight?"

Drop spaghetti

I like how she is dressed and done up all fancy, and the guy behind her is wearing a t-shirt and cargo shorts lol

>buy drink
>roofie drink
>give drink to nasty milf with bad tit job
>help her stumble to my vehicle
>text a couple friends
>gang rape
>blame it on white people
>shit I'm white
>do twenty years
>get raped by niggers in prison

>360 and walk away.

>360

fuckin kek

Drink some whiskey vodka and then think about your shitty life.

>tip my hat
Is a fedora

MFW user is retarded

lost

newfags

This user knows whats up!

Your newness is showing

fucking newfag to call someone a newfag

freak out because i dont know how to talk to women in a sexual way

>roofie drink
>drink myself
>hit on her heavily
>keep another roofie for the next morning - ´just in case i remember anything

nufag

it's newfag to point out that someone saying newfag is newfag.

puke

jesus fuck kys

gufag

...

get my beer goggles on and approach

gulag

so you'd spin around and then start backing up?

jewhag

Use this next time OP. Better conversation will ensue.

Woah... free beer?!