Anyone else obsessed with miranda's feet whenever they watched icarly?

anyone else obsessed with miranda's feet whenever they watched icarly?

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More into the Curd's feet personally.

calm down, Dan

Yes

no, but with Miranda's mouth.
She could put her two feet in it.

dan the man with the plan for eternal sufferan

Is it true that Miranda fucked the entire USC football team?

She is a cutie.

it was all i could think about

sauce?

Look at this

imagine if she were blackmailed to do feet things on her webshow

knowing Dan the man, probably that happened

No, because I am not a degenerate foot fag loser

sage

you might just be a pedo OP

She was my first childhood crush... God, time flies.
What happened with her? Did she quit acting?

>tfw you will never be a alpha stud
>tfw you will never participate at her insane college orgies with her sorority’s friends
life is unfair

What ever happened to miranda cosgrove?

Personally I like to imagine her final season cost the network so much that under some obscure clause in her contract she was put into slavery and made to service the members of the board of chairs sexually during meetings and used as a bdsm sex furnature coffe table in the ceo's office to be used by him and very important guests, and Only let up to eat and excercise so she can keep an attractive figure.

I base this theory in nothing else but the fact that it gets my rocks off at a shameful rate.

whats a bdsm sex furniture coffee table?

Stop bragging, Dan.

I remember this interview years ago, after icarly ended. I thought she was going to make some movie(s) with explicit nude or sex scenes. But nothing happened. Her career is dead and buried.

shet up and post Miranda

more M

loser of the fight has to become a footslut

>believing that shit

feet-heaven episode

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goddammnit -- have a Miranda foot folder somewhere and can't find it. She has a lot of great pics out there -- loved to wear sandals and show her tootsies.

No. She's just a flat chink, why would I like her feet?

Icarly is fucking dogshit too btw. I hope that show got cancelled already.

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She was perfect in her prime. Shame Dan happens.

That's what I'm talking about...

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She ain't Asian, dipshit.

>friendly reminder she hated her feet

She is tied like this all day, totally nude, and used to place coffee and or feet on and fucked senslessly all day at her owners leisure

It's like a mixture of a sex arcade and fine slavery furnishing.

A sex home console perhaps

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fuck yeah

I've more of a tongue fetish. Anybody have any clips of her sticking out her tongue for a prolonged period? If i can remember correctly there was an episode where a camera zooms inside her mouth for a few minutes but i can never find it.

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>Be Miranda Cosgrove
>Be at party
>Football team be at party too
>Things get handsy as they are want to
>Take one of the players away for some alone time
>Come back
>Grab another player
>Come back
>Rest of the team impatient
>Many drinks ingested
>They all go for it
>Too horny to resist
>All the clothes are crumpled in a corner
>Girlfriends are there too but the attention is all on me
>Sucking like there's no tomorrow
>Pussy getting rammed like a jackhammer
>Pretty soon some guy decides to break through the backdoor
>Literally no open holes
>Pretty soon I'm taking shots to the face, down my throat, in the ass
>Pussy practically overflowing
>It goes on all night
>The next morning me and my girls stumble out as the sun rises
>Have to call in sick the next couple of days because everything is sore

>Squinty eyes
>Yellowish tone of color
>As flat as the earth in the 1400s
>Not Asian

Rofl are you trolling

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damn she'd hate that so much. people can use her feet freely too

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>the fabled ghost of usc
>hating BDSM sex
choose one

NO.

Probably because Dan and Company couldent stop cumming on them

Did Dan Schneider really abused her or is it just a meme?

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Good lord they're perfect..

would it be hot if miranda was forced to make out with people?

She got paid like $200,000 per Icarly episode. What wise girl wouldn’t have jump at that chance? Probably she was his happy sex slave for that crazy amount of money.

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moar? for science

Yes.
t. Dan

City of stars
Are you shining just for me?
City of stars
There's so much that I can't see

Anyone has that old Miranda Cosgrove copypasta by the way?

Ha! I remember that crazy threads at Sup Forums. Some hot wild stuff. And to this day I believe all of it.

I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.

It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.

She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.

It was the worst night of my life.

I miss her hairy arms.

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that's hot. continue pls

Higher quality??

One of these days, when america has been made great again, and slavery is in vogue once more I want my home office to be completely furnished with slaves bound, gagged, oiled and in the nude.

I want two tall, broad and mahogany dark nigresses made to bend over and are bound together at the shoulders to make an exotic desk, each day they are reminded how helpless they are whenever my pen breaks thru the paper i am writing on and pierces one of them in the back.

In the corner is a skinny and tall woman who is wrapped in elecrical wire and made to hold a lightbulb turned on in her mouth while she stands straight up and blindfolded.

Next I want a buxom aryan woman to kneel next to me when I sit so I can use her mouth to clean my shaft after I finish in one of my pieces of furnature and use her huge perky tits as a stressball when the mood hits me.

And finally I want Miranda Cosgrove to be put into the position of honour as the guests cofee table. Each day she will be tied down and used to hold drinks and made to service rich and powerfull men with her feet as they explore her body, and the best part will be she is the only one who isnt gagged so everybody who uses her can listen to her beg them to not violate her further and to take their erections off of her manicured feet.

One of these days Sup Forums, one of these days...

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would you have any asian girl slaves?

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I've seen traps on HRT with bigger tits than that.

Shame on you, Dan. Shame on you.

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icarly lesbian porn parody when

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why does she even wear a bra lol

I bet her DSL can take three dicks at once.

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I will have them stand in a box and reenact old Seinfeld episodes in their hilarious steriotypical asian accents for my entertainment and ask them to "transrate-eru" any handwritten letters addressed to me if the handwriting is too slanty.

Unless they are japanese, japanese women are pure and only to be used for cuddles and loving procreation

And toilets

I will use japanese women as cuddly toilets.

Fuck off weeb. You will never go to Japan.

One time she got fucked so hard by the whole USC basketball team for more than 12 hours straigh and she ended up wandering around the hallways barely walking and covered in jizz, looking like a spooky ghost.

It's a joke, no need to get so mad.

>She has been passed around at USC basket team. One legendary party, I tell you what.
>the team was having a get-together and decided to give her a call. A bit of alcohol and half a minute and she was pulling them one by one into a room. After two or three guys the others decided they didn't want to wait and just started nailing her right there. I heard that they suggested she call her friends but she didn't want to share.
>I don't think it was the whole team, but enough that she had her work cut out for her that night. But I hear she performed admirably.
>when it was over she was bone-white all over

My favorite story.

what if miranda begs to be let go, and why only her feet are being used

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and asks why*

>what if she begs to be let go
That will only make my dick harder

>and why only her feet are being used?
This is a Cosgrove feet thread, thats not really my fetish but I threw that in there to give them some smut love

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The idea of Vic being an MMA fighter was hilarious.

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maybe let her fans use her too

Any nudes of her?

just perfection