I used to laugh at this character when I was a kid...

I used to laugh at this character when I was a kid, then I realised when I was older and as the show got worse - doesn't he exist as a strawman to indirectly attack criticism of the show and make the writers think they can do no wrong?

nope.

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They make this pretty clear in a few episodes. I think it's hard to miss, unless you were a dumb child.

Being a kid is laughing at the comic book guy
Becoming an adult is learning that you are the comic book guy

no that is an absolutely retarded assessment of the character, there is not one example of that

he is simply just a caricature of the stereotypical neckbeard basement dwelling autist, the only thing he is missing is a fedora to tip for maximum enlightenment

judging by your post, this is something you know well :^)

No. They use him to hang lanterns way later in the series but during the prime years his humor is just meta for the most part.

To be a bit more clear, I think the first few rounds of jokes should get a pass because it was meta humor way before it became mainstream.

Even if that were true, you sound triggered over the idea that writers should somehow have a means to criticize critics, as if your childish sense of entitlement leads you to believe that your freedom of expression is something important to be protected but theirs is not.

Cause criticizing your critics comes off as incredibly petty everytime an artist does it

criticizing critics, especially in the medium to be criticized, is childish and immature.

>childish and immature
way to be redundant
how to spot the cumbrained 16 year old trying to sound smart
find the post that tacks on extra descriptives

sorry autismo ill try and only use one word in the future to prevent triggering you

children are typically characterised by several overarching attributes, one of them being immature. I was simply highlighting their immaturity and drawing attention to other behaviours which my be described as "child like". Obviously maturity was mentioned as it is the main criticism.

i am the comic book guy

>tfw you turnt into a bald loner who buried himself into his hobbies and spends his spare time arguing about his hobbies with other autists who takes it as serious as life and death.
Eh could be worse, at least I am not on drugs, borderline homeless with a bunch of kids and a gf that hates them like my old school friends.
5 out of 6 of them are like this, the other dude got a high paying job and disappeared to China or something.

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>childish

"of, like, or appropriate to a child."

>immature

"not fully developed."

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you needed to respond twice because you got so worked up, typical hormonal 16 year old

just try to be more concise when getting your point across in the future, otherwise you come across as a tryhard dimwit
see >to other behaviours which my be described
lol wtf are you on about kid?

and learn to spell behavior if your going to try to sound intellectual KEK

ur quoting two different people bro

I would give your life a solid 4/10
no need to kill yourself just yet

I have a decent paying job, a family who loves me and enough money to fund my hobbies and escorts.
I am happy.

>i can't understand what you're talking about so i'll try to be condescending instead

good work, champ.

> I cant come up with any kind of witty comeback and can barely spell or form a sentence, so I will just accuse the poster of not understanding english

dank retort, sport

it's okay to be dumb

i'm glad you have come to terms with that

>needing to rely on escorts for any kind of connection with the opposite sex
>happy

explain pls?

that's pretty childish and immature behaviour user

:^)

>no

From Wikipedia

His catchphrase is the declaration "worst/best [subject] ever", sometimes to the point of breaking the fourth wall. For example, in the episode "Saddlesore Galactica", he wears a T-shirt saying "Worst Episode Ever" and criticizes the idea of the Simpson family keeping a horse since that was the subject of a previous episode

How are you even smart enough to sustain your breathing? It seems like you would forget and die.

bro you're not even quoting the right person anymore

you're arguing with a totally different person to who originally said "childish and immature"


isn't it funny that you're basically comic book guy in this thread

I have no interest in the opposite sex other than sexual intercourse or friendship.
Obtaining sex the normal way is far too difficult considering it takes a lot of effort and minds games.
I have no interest in getting a gf either, I am loner and relationships seem to bring misery and are hard work.

Giving some women 80 for 30 minutes of fun once a week is easier and cheaper, plus you can fulfill a ton of fantasies you get from watching porn.
Guy I work with got me into it, we went to school togher but were not friends.
He was the biggest chad in the school, pretty boy, smooth talker and did very well with girls.
After 10 years of dealing with women he decided he would never chase women anymore.

He spends his day doing coke and having sex with escorts, he told me yesterday he spend 2 grand on coke and whores.
Guys is pretty cheerful though.

>hurr that's a stupid insult
>reuses insult

did your mother drink when she was pregnant with you? or do you actually think you have made a point here?

2 grand on coke and whores with two days that is.

>OP grew old and realized he grew into this exact guy, in looks and everything

No you're just that much of a pathetic loser OP, like he is.

>Obtaining sex the normal way is far too difficult considering it takes a lot of effort and minds games.

So not only are you weak physically, you're weak mentally, and want to take the easy way through life. That's legitimately the saddest thing I've ever heard.

Hello, and welcome to Sup Forums, are you enjoying your first week here? How did you end up on Sup Forums, usually you fags start off in Sup Forums or Sup Forums

>and want to take the easy way through life
Thats my life since a child, I have always taken the easy way.
Anyways I am not that interested in women too much, it is more of a biology thing like needing to take a poop.
My friend from work is like charlie sheen though.

What a garbage response. You should literally hang yourself from a tree the next time you get an idea to post something like that.

hush now child its okay to get rkt, this is how you learn to not be autistic

>it is more of a biology

It's also a tool for self improvement, the pursuit of women. But I guess you said you don't want to improve.

If is
>legitimately the saddest thing I've ever heard.
then you clearly have been here for a week or less. Back in my day, cretins like you would lurk for months before posting and making an ass of yourself. Also see
>llegitimately the saddest thing I've ever heard.

bro this is embarrassing

>can't stop replying
>calls others autistic

You're fucking worthless. Stop and take a look at yourself.

I miss the 80's and early 90's when "comic book guys" were occasional weirdos in otherwise normal society. Now it's a whole subculture.

Pursuit of women is my favourite meme, if your whole life revolves around improving yourself so women are more attractive to you then are living your life wrong.
Live your life for yourself and no one else, self improve because you want too.
I made myself sound like a loser and essentially I am but I have a high paying job, my own home, very little responsible and I lift, take class and currently looking into learning a martial art.

Women are too much hard work, every guy I know settled for some girl he never loved because the one he did would not have him.
Thank God for whores.

The only thing that needs to stop is you posting, faggot, I know that understanding board culture before posting is lost to the past, but you could at least make an effort to be patient. Don't worry, your asinine shitspouting is not actually that important, despite your delusions otherwise.

>you will never know the sheer joy and fulfillment that comes with truly being in love with your significant other

I don't know what to say besides I honestly pity you, you have no idea what you are missing out on
and no need to make up your chad friend to justify your escort habits to strangers on a Burmese throat singing forum

>waaah you can't criticize me, i'm criticizing you!
Teenager?

Gee, oh I wonder wut it is u are doing then?

>The only thing that needs to stop is you posting, faggot, I know that understanding board culture before posting is lost to the past, but you could at least make an effort to be patient. Don't worry, your asinine shitspouting is not actually that important, despite your delusions otherwise.

You actually have autism. Seek help. Goodbye user.

>oh shit I got BTFO, better call him autistic!

>I don't know what to say besides I honestly pity you, you have no idea what you are missing out on
Why can't you acept that there are men in the world who are not interested in relationships or love?
Some people like to be alone.

>and no need to make up your chad friend to justify your escort habits to strangers on a Burmese throat singing forum
He is real though, he fell in love with a biopolar girl, she was 10/10 but crazy.
She think he cheated on her because he was with other women before they ever knew each other.
She still regularly texts and phone calls him trying to piss him off by saying she is going to have sex with guys he hates.

>Live your life for yourself and no one else, self improve because you want too.

Or maybe you live your life for yourself so you can reap the benefits, women being one benefit.

I don't know why you respond to him, he's clearly 15 years old and thinks any time you're in a relationship for more than 3 days it's true love. Talk about putting pussy on a pedestal.

Bro I've seen men burned so many fucking times that I honestly think you're probably under 25 and just don't know how it plays out the majority of the time. I've seen it over and over and over again, men aren't crazy for saying fuck it, you're just naive - or even worse, you think you're somehow above it and that your wife would never fuck you over if she thought it'd be advantageous for her.

i'm starved for attention and crave any form of interaction. this is the only way for me to feel as though i can form a connection with people. you on the other hand are buttmad and pathetic

You can get women for 80+ euros for 30 minutes. Why do I need to shackle myself to one?

You wrote a novel because you're too much of a sperglord to understand exaggeration. You simply cannot handle reading posts from others, which leads me to believe you are the one who doesn't understand where he is.

This

>That's legitimately the saddest thing I've ever heard.

Made you write all of this

>The only thing that needs to stop is you posting, faggot, I know that understanding board culture before posting is lost to the past, but you could at least make an effort to be patient. Don't worry, your asinine shitspouting is not actually that important, despite your delusions otherwise.

You have autism dude. You actually have autism.

You started hating him as you grew up, because you became him more and more as you grew up.

If you feel shackled to women, you don't know what you're doing. But we've already established that you don't care to learn any way other than prostitutes.

>being so jaded that you are trying to convince strangers online that true love doesn't exist, even if it may not last forever

again all i can do is pity this mindset
better to have love and lost then to have never loved at all familia

>i'm starved for attention and crave any form of interaction
>you on the other hand are buttmad and pathetic

>I am so retarded I think 2 sentences classifies as a novel

novel
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a fictitious prose narrative of considerable length and complexity, portraying characters and usually presenting a sequential organization of action and scenes.

how does it feel to have an IQ on par with a zambian?

>it's a better to have loved and lost episode
>he thinks a life without love is unfulfilling

this
it hits too close to home now and you can't laugh at yourself

Again you express your inability to understand exaggeration. I'm laughing now.

that lady is the definition of horseface

>he thinks lust = love
top post laddie

both of those are facts of life bruv

hyperbole*. That you don't know what hyperbole is and are trying to backpedal that hard is legitimately the most pathetic thing I have ever seen on here, and I have seen waifu shrine threads in their prime.

who are you quoting?

You've ingested way too much Hollywood.

>I exclusively watch RomComs: the post

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I do know what hyperbole is, I even remember that crappy Brain Reagan special. Now you're stretching really hard to salvage your post.

>backpedal that hard

You're getting worse at this. Unless you actually think I was being serious and had never seen anything sadder than a guy who gave up and goes to whores now. Now you're just being silly and trying desperately to not sound like a fucking fool because of your embarrassing first response. Maybe now you should just stop replying because you're digging yourself deeper and you're not fooling anybody, not even yourself.

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>it took him seven (7) minutes to look up the definition of hyperbole
top kek
>words words words
tl;dr. Next time don't write a novel.

Interestingly, the heart symbol has only been used in its current context since the 19th century.

You gave up. That's sad. Next time pick better targets.

nah, the sad part here is that you think you have a leg to stand on.
>m-merely exaggerating - I-I m-mean hyperbole now that you brought it up SHUT UP AUTIST ;_;
was the entirety of your 10 post tirade, complete with
>haha you wrote 2 sentences, that's a novel, now listen to me backpedal and pretend I knew what hyperbole was the entire time for 3 hours
I don't know why you thought that was the best way to defend yourself, but you look like a total idiot and are now trying to project your failure onto me. desu you need to try harder senpai or lurk more before posting lest you get BTFO again.

there is absolutely nothing interesting about that

go outside and sit in traffic

look at these two autists still going at it since the beginning of the post topkek

I'm glad i sparked this autism showdown, then i went out for a smoke and coffee and these two losers are still going at it !!~~!!~~

Romantic love is a relatively new western concept that you are completely beholden to, to the point where you smugly look down upon anyone who you think just doesn't "get" it. You pity those who don't need your pity.

Get taken for all your worth.

>disappeared to China somewhere

Guaranteed he became a Transwoman and lives in Toronto. Couldn't go five fuckin seconds in that frozen hellhole without seeing some goblinbitch eating poutine off her nasty fake nails

>trying to take credit for something on an anonymous image board

and for the record, i started the argument.

>caring enough to give it a (You)
although I'm no better, responding to you to tell you not to respond to worthless posts.

You're not special, everybody knows what hyperbole is.

>haha you wrote 2 sentences, that's a novel, now listen to me backpedal and pretend I knew what hyperbole was the entire time for 3 hours

No, I meant exaggeration. That was the word I chose. Don't get so frustrated that I didn't use your word choice, and then attempt desperately to convince a stranger that only you know that word, not them. It's really embarrassing if you actually believe yourself.

>m-merely exaggerating - I-I m-mean hyperbole now that you brought it up SHUT UP AUTIST ;_;

You are an autist, you simply too stupid to realize that I can call you names and still have arguments. Maybe you haven't spent enough time posting so you don't know. You've completely lost this argument. You got mad that someone used exaggeration and you made a retarded comment, and you're fighting tooth and nail to salvage your ego. Why don't you just admit that you made a mistake? It's easier than keeping this up.

I guess that's impossible for you, it's almost like, gee, like you're autistic or something. :^) here now get angry at my memeface because you're so autistic you can't help but fly off the handle at memes

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What the fuck even is this thread? Why did one person criticising the point of a Simpsons character turn into such an autistic firestorm?

You're all a bunch of faggots. From the cavalier-acting shitposters spamming tumblr memes to the sperg posting dictionary definitions. You're all autistic as fuck.

As though telling us about our autism isn't autistic in itself

>Romantic love is a relatively new western concept
easily the stupidest thing I have read all day user, thanks for hearty chuckle

and the frothing autistic chimps start throwing there feces again!
this thread is too fun

says the sperglord who read it all
tippytopkek

This must be your first day on Sup Forums if you think this is some kind of revelation

replying to more than one person at a time is autistic and destroys board culture.

what did he mean by this?

I like how we all decided to stop the autism posting at the exact same time, I was the only one doing it ironically though sadly

good luck with your pathetic lives anonbros, and godspeed im out

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People like that aren't critics.

They're man-babies.