Be third year of university

> Be third year of university
> Friend's girlfriend is all let's go clubbing
> Not really into that kind of shit
> Come on you grumpy bear, OK fuck it
> We meet with some of her friends there
> Some nice girls and a couple guys
> And the best pair of legs and ass ever seen in my life
> Can't dance so just go near the girl banging my head like an idiot
> She smiles at me, I say let's go outside smoke a cig, Kay
> She's like 3 years older than me, she studies communication or some shit alike
> Spend the night chatting till my friends say it's time to go
> Nah I'm staying here, oook dude (laughing)
> Ask the girl if she can drive me home
> Where do you live?
> No, YOUR home!
> Laughs and says sure
> My face when some other random people are coming too

Posting random pics from the internet as I don't have any originals

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surprise gangbang?

> Her place is a small apartment, but quite nice
> She makes mac and cheese for everyone
> Smoke some weed and just chill out till morning
> Spend the whole weekend with them, they be like who the fuck are you?
> She seems to have a huge collection of sexy dresses she changes every day
> We laugh and joke with each other
> On Monday I got this really hard exam I must not miss
> She says she has to go to a nearby city for work all by herself
> Fuck it I'm coming too

> Go with her, she seems really glad
> She has an apartment there too, she's from some very rich family
> Eat sushi and drink wine in the porch
> Bed time, sleep on the couch
> Nope I'm coming with you
> Seems embarrassed, wait there I gotta change
> Come in, she's wearing a very baggy pajamas
> No sexy lingerie? She blushed
> Under the covers I hug her
> She's keeping my arms around her hips, no groping

bump

so you met some thot at a bar and went to her place

story of the year

nobel prize in literature goes to

> I'm really horny and try to sneak under her pajamas
> No, please it's all perfect like this
> But I'm really horny
> But I might be different than what you expect
> WTF, explain this to me

A trap? This just got interesting.

Just suck her dick already.

Shit story but pics of pantyhose legs are nice.

> She starts shaking and turns really quiet
> What's up babe, just spit it out
> She seems like she's sobbing and suddenly yells this is too embarrassing
> She didn't think it would have gone that far
> I'm still ignorant and full of wits
> Please just explain this to me
> She lets go on my arms

I sense bullshit 'funny ending' coming.

trap

> Reach down to her croach
> Feels all sticky and wet
> She's got the D but it's all limp an dead

Maybe she wants to do the dinosaur?

>this

> As I realize what is going on I feel a rush of blood to my head
> Never been as horny as a few sexy ago, but now I'm quite confused
> She's holding her breath, silence is even more embarrassing
> So why is it all limp? You don't like me?

So this is you?

Bump

Bump

Yep. What a feg

> She laughs and says that's not how her body works
> Ok, I'll just keep my arms around your hips then
> Ok... Then we fall asleep
> Next day exam goes smoothly
> We see each other every day
> She explains her parents know nothing about this an she only dresses as a male when she goes to the university which is basically for exams
> Rest of time she buys dresses and reads books
> It's really nice to hang out with her
> This goes on for some months

> she

you're fucking gay m8

> One day she is all sad and distant
> What's up?
> Parents what to cut her staying there as she's not doing any progress with university and she's wasting time and money
> WTF that's sudden!
> She explains she's been warned many times before, but naver really cared
> After three weeks it our last evening together

Annnnnd that's my queue to leave