Roast me

Roast me

bump

Wow, what the fuck? I honestly can't decide if a 7/10 or a 4/10.

ew

You're not worth it.

Pyrocynical looking motha fucka!

I bet you's a furry too!

I think if you got a decent haircut you could score some girls. Your haircut is not a good look for you at all. I guess its trendy but you would do better with a buzzcut. It would make you look more masculine. You have a clean complexion and a nice shape to your face. Its your hair that sucks ass.

You have a nice haircut, a stylish jacket and very nice house

Feminine male or masculine female

Take your pick

Fucking rip i hate ｆｕｒｆａｇＳ

Nah i do look better with shorter hair, but i have to grow it out and bleach it for a fuckin cosplay

Why would we want to roast you?
Sup Forums loves Dylan Roof.

Jesus you're hot

Gotta live that trap aesthetic

Hey tumblr, nice seeing you here.

dylann* roof faggot

If ur gonna try and roast me do it right

im fuckin ｔｒｉｇｇｅｒＥＤ

Thanks

Im gay so i take dick up the ass

Im a 2/10 man

At least dye your hair fully

Youre a Pat. I really cant tell what you are. That means you will be very popular to these neo-queers.

I got no $ man

Why do so many of you Millennial's have fish mouth? It seems very common amongst your Kind. There has to be a reason.

U rite man

Fuckin up ppl w my damn neutral look

Probably bc we're all fuckin fat fags

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You look _vaguely_ like my bf?

FUCK YEAH I LOVE TRUMP

I only fuck guys man

I mean I am a guy, just saying :P

He's got this insanely cleft chin though, but otherwise you look weirdly similar...

Fuck bro ur a fag? I dont associate with homosexuals

Just joshin, im gay

Pork gets grilled, not roasted

NICE

You look like a young Steve Bannon

You're dad drink himself to death yet?

He died of cancer when i was 11

You look like a pussy and I want to fuck you until you wish you were born the opposite sex

thats even funnier

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Show me your ass. How feminine is your body?

Yeah i guess man idk i'm touchy on that subject but i also make jokes so who the fuck cares lmao

You wanna see my ass? What are you, a faggot?

Straight but I would probably fuck you if I was drunk.

You're the first son of a bitch I've ever strongly desired to slay.

Idk how to feel about that man, im kinda honored

Damn you have an adorable smile. I'd like to demolish it with my gigantic man meat.

(╭´ิ∀´ิ)╭

You look so disgusting, not even Marilyn Manson considers you one of the beautiful people.

Eat a love wand, you Japanese flowerboy.

>Sun
Aight

You look like a spoiled potato

Why.

Look bitchzilla, this is where we're at. You either lighten the fuck up, or I'm going to fuckstart your face.

Bruh it looks like your chin's tryna run away from your face
You look like a discount Leon Kennedy.
Must suck having to dodge birds with that big ass forehead
What happened to the other half of your eyebrows fam
You'd look like a school shooter if you didn't dress like Grimace

kill yourself faggot

ohmygawd!!!