Post shit you never get to use

Post shit you never get to use

What...is that

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bump

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Is that a fucking tampon?!?

I think I'll have a short one to go!

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i assume a homemade dildo

I told you! No more of that jalapeno shit!!!

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Now that's good eatin'

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Fuckin' ride that beast!!!

"-My fork and knife aren't working. Can I use you dick?" *Porno starts*

kek

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10/10 would laugh again

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actually needed this thanks

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Looks like you've used it plenty. Might try washing it next time.

im a coke fan, myself

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same

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Da Best!

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what in the h e double hockey sticks..

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Im going to puke. If anyone actually needs to be cut its this dude...

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