Why was he a school loser if his best friend was super rich Harry Osbourn?

Why was he a school loser if his best friend was super rich Harry Osbourn?

Why didn't your mother abort you?

Being friends with a cool kid doesn't make you cool.

she missed the clinic cut off and try to do the job herself with a bottle of vodka and a poop-a-scoop.

OP is the result.

I've never seen popular kid and loser being friends desu

you've never left your room

Because that's sycophantic.

>I protected you in high school
>Now I'm gonna lick your hairy little asshole
Harry was really channelling his father there.

Where's the rent Peter???

I had popular friends and i wasn't particularly popular. There are just different circles that rotate in different situations

Use your fucking brain. Harry was just as much of an outcast because he came from money and was going to public school in fucking Queens

I had two friends in highschool, both of them were Chad A-listers. Just got lucky with upbringing. Now of course I'm pure robot

Here's the real question.

Why didn't he accept Gobby's friendship?

>Nikon F-1
this fucking pleb didn't even had the money to buy an F2/F3/F4/F5/F100 lmao

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impressive, very nice

Witnessed

Why did he suck Stark's cock?

Because no one took Harry Osbourn seriously. Did you watch the literal first 1- minutes?
He was anti-social, just like Parker, only Harry was a dick.
See how he treats MJ in warped defense of his father.

>66
>posts the "deliver us from evil" prayer scene

>FINNISH IT

FINISH IT

Is that Kyle Bosman?

I was reasonably popular at school (have become a weird recluse since then, obviously) and I learned that some kids are losers for a reason.

There was a massive fucking weeb with stupid gay anime hair that everybody in my year picked on. I didn't know him so I assumed it was just because he had weird interests. He was getting picked on in the locker room one morning and I just gave a half hearted "guys, come on, don't be assholes".

From that point on the loser kid stuck to me like glue. He would literally not stop messaging me on Facebook or trying to worm himself into my social circle. He kept sending me bizarre suggestive anime doodles he did and shitty music he made, fishing for praise. I tried to be genuine but after a while it got really grating and stopped replying. He messaged me literally every half hour that day, somehow found my address, and walked up and down my street for 30 minutes until my mother called the police.

Then he just straight up started sending me gay porn and sending all my friends multiple paragraph polemic telling them I was gay, but it was pretty obvious he was lying so most people either ignored him or laughed at him. Reported him to the headmaster, he got expelled. Now lives with his mother, who I believe is a nude model.

Losers are fucking weird.

DUBS, DUBS, DUBS; THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE CHOSEN

You may have the greatest theory that may shakes the nation upside down !!! You are so right on the money. Many cool kids don't want to hang around with goofy looking losers.