Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/CGjWrYuutQA?t=107
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

(Chara)
That's one way of putting it, I really feel as if I'm going to miss you.

still here

...

bae why you always say youre leaving

...

Alright i'm heading to bed. Goodnight everyone.

I Worked and played games. G'night Chara.

The feeling is mutual~. Goodnight Tomoko.

(Tiger blood)
You should relax yourself first.

(Rory)
Ie. Ohayo gozaimasu.

(smug)
Why sorry? I think it's nice to have a hobby or something you enjoy doing.

(Winner)
I have absolutely no idea how I even got in the center of it all

Quite frankly I don't trust you.
You don't make sense to me. At all.
Why would you want to kill someone you love?

The Hopps is the perfect waifu material. Perfect balance of cute and sexy mixed with that serene voice and upbeat attitude. All that and she is still honorable and with a sense of duty to serve her nation. Cannot get better than that kids.

Also still here

Claim :o

Oliver & Company REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Winner present.

Man what the fuck kinda goddamn weeb fucking garbage pit did I roll into where everyone's talkin' 'bout murder and agony and goddamn slaughter and fallin' in love with and fighting over people like why don't ya'll fuckin' relax

(Tomoko)
You're not boring me at all, seriously.
I don't even know how you could construe it that way

(Forgot name, not-East Coast user)
Huh.
Well, nice to meet ya.

>What did you do today?
I went out, had a little fun with some mates.
Flirted with an ex, realized I was flying too close to the sun, and got outta there.
What are you plans today?

Because it is the only way I know how to express my feelings.
>

I...I'm impressed with that volume.
Pushing into and hopefully through that wall is the fun part though! And I'll have you know that tea production is no mere luxury for the British, it's a necessity. God, both of those are such elegant solutions. The pin one is just beautiful to imagine, and the plane one is... somehow tragically funny?
Long posts are good, especially when it's directed and not senseless rambling like mine are, even more when it's interesting like this. it's good to see you talk about something you obviously enjoy

A buck or two? They're always 50 cents around me...

That sounds nice, but I hope you get to sleep in a bit on weekends... The only reason I'm up is because I slept a lot this weekend, so I'm pretty charged up, but doing that seven days a week would be taxing

Relax, hun.

I will! And you have fun with..monster trucks.
We'll see. I do worry about that, but I don't believe you.

>no idea how I even got in the center of it all.
Eh, people here are strange, and like I said, you're a popular one.
Also had a reply to you that I forgot to name you by.


>Always fifty cents around me
It depends on the brand.
Regardless, a fifty cent sodium-filled turd is no different than a two-dollar sodium-filled turd in that I won't pay for either.

Lou fag

Nice to meet you too, I haven't really been active in these threads for the past 2 months (not counting yesterday). So I guess there is a possibility that someone else dropped by.

How many people did Chara lead on before dating you?

goodnight hanako!

Sounds lovely actually.
>too close to the sun
Tell me about her, seems like she's one you shouldn't get close to.

My plans for today... going to the cinema with friends and having a good time.
Oh and buying the last mini-nes for a friend

You should watch some romantic movies then. They usually kiss and cuddle and want to be there for other people

I have vacations now. I usually sleep an hour in so it evens out. And on weekends... it depends

Not sure yet if we watch it, but I'll try to convince them kek

Don't worry, saw the reply

You also seem like a popular dude. Both here and irl.

42

babe pls

nice hair

What
>implying that's relevant
January is always a pretty awful month for movies, to be honest.

Anyone have the autistic version of this image?

its a bit silly and yeah its nice but its really my own interest and id prefer to not bore someone with it
well if all I do is spout tanks facts all the time im sure it would get boring
I tried my best to keep it brief. Its silly they dont need tea. youtu.be/CGjWrYuutQA?t=107
here if you listen you can hear the clicking noise when it drives by at about 1:50. Thats the pins hitting the metal. It improved aircraft return rates from about 20 to 30 percent if i recall correctly. I get a kick out of stuff like that. Catch-22 is also a cool book. Well yeah i tried to make it brief as can be.

Good bye, Chara-face.

>42

Slut.

What? I'm leaving now, don't bother me.

Have fun with your used goods~

>smugs gently

come on hun, no need to lie to me anymore.
keep posting these cute girls and i wont tell you i love you as much

Oh my, so when we briefly spoke yesterday, you weren't who I thought you were.
I don't actually know if there was an exchange, but I said hi as if we knew each other, so yikes, sorry.

We were both pretty terrible to each other, but I was in the mood, and let my dick do the talking before I realized what was happening, and went somewhere else.
>Seem like a pretty popular dude
Nah, I've got a tight-nit group of buds I hang around with, and we go out frequently. We're all broke, so pooling money for dinner makes things easier. That said, people wear me out, so I come home and fall asleep almost immediately.
>Going to the cinema with friends
Hey hey hey, sounds like good time, man.
>buying the last mini-nes
Mini-NES? Like the console?
Explain.

I'm sure it would. But as long as you have someone who cares about ya, they'd be willing to listen, or at the very least, enjoy it.

I got you dude

That's a pretty dumb thing to say
Everyone has baggage, part of relationships is getting past that
Also
>talking shit about her while also talking about how you're addicted to her
???????

We can do better.

I like this little exchange.

This fast enough for you?

I suppose so, oh well

I don't think it's boring, it's interesting really

Bye bye angelica

>Slut
42 is the answer to all question, the universe and life!

>smugs back

>let my dick do the talking
I hate doing that. I feel like garbage when I do that

>Tight-nit group of buds
That sounds better than my many "friends" I have

It's probably going to be fun, yup!

Yeah, Nintendo released a mini version of the NES which has about 30 classical NES games you can play. Has an HDMI cable so it works with normal TVs today

It's pretty darn rare

Yeah, there are the big ones that actually come with stuff, I was thinking of the ones that are just noodles in a sleeve
It's all garbage anyway though, you're right

Have you ever talked to a British person? They need their tea. Even the clicking is nice... it's seriously such a good system. And hey, if it works, keep doing it. better than a bunch of engineers theorizing what they need to do to keep the planes from going down.
Catch-22 was great, Yossarian is one of my favorite characters all time.
It's good to write out, really... it doesn't matter how boring something is, and tanks/planes aren't boring, but if the person talking is obviously invested in it, they'll make it interesting

Okay, I should get some sleep. Night all!

Glorious. Saved and kekd.

No

Are you apologising for saying hi? Don't sweat it, I'm the one who caused the confusion. I guess I could pick a different waifu... But I don't know which ones are already claimed and active.

If you wanna make me watch a horror movie, though, you gotta play some horror game.
Also, I hear the mini-nes has been cracked, allowing for any NES rom to be put on it

why not -_-

when did the word waifu become interchangeable with avatar :thinking:

Yeah i guess so
Well Im not sure how many more truly interesting ones I can pull out of my head
A few times on Xbox but I wont count those. yeah its all pretty neat stuff. I loved that book in high school. Yeah but i felt it was a bit ranty? thanks for listening and goodnight patches

>smugs harder

>I feel like garbage when I do that
I'm in autoflirt mode constantly, and sometimes the switch gets stuck, and it takes a bit for me to become self-aware. This was one of those times.

>That sounds better than my many "friends"
Ah, I realized I was much happier this way, though I used to be like that. I just call those people acquaintances. I don't actively play a role in their lives, but if I need an in for a job or somebody I could ask them.
>It's probably going to be fun
Tell me about it tomorrow then, yeah?
>has an HDMI cable
Oh wow, I don't play many video games, but I would snatch that shit up in a heartbeat. I really liked NES games as a kiddo.

>noodles in a sleeve
Something about that definition made me giggle.

>I guess I could pick a different waifu
Nah don't be silly, mate, it's all good.
Anyway, how are things?

I don't wanna

don't wanna what?

God damn, I'm not gonna play a horror game. Not gonna happen. I can't even play the last of us in certain segments of the game.

>Mini-NES got cracked
aye, that's true. More than 300 roms playable now. But really, I see no use in it, since SNES is vastly superior

Me neither, but who cares. It's a nice conversation starter

>smug intensifies

>on auto-flirt mode
ouch, I try to put it off

>If I need an in for a job
Yeah, for some reason this doesn't work for me too well. It's infuriating.
I'll ask a friend again and hope for the best

>tell me about it tomorrow
In 2 days. Tomorrow is no Sup Forums day, but will do

>I'd snatch that up in a heartbeat
Can't blame you! It looks lovely too and is portable as hell!

Yes you do.
Go to sleep.

>This doesn't work for me too well
What job did you try and get?
>No Sup Forums day
???
>Portable as hell
That's an important aspect.

Are you trying to redeem yourself for being a heretic?

I have a ton of free time and no idea what to do with it, everything is great!
How about you? Done anything interesting?

well I have a few but tank facts will only take me so far with people and only certain people.

>smugs hardest

i don't remember ever committing the act or heresy

Then where is your waifu?

Really? You should! It's really good! You should give it a shot sometime.

>snes vastly superior
My nigga.
All my favorite retros are on SNES. I'd want a snes mini, but I got my snes, so..

test

splitting up isn't heresy -_-

received spike. do you miss me?

Cheating on your waifu with a guy, then divorcing is 100% Heresy.

>What job did you try and get
Just ANYTHING really that lets me continue university. As a cirquadore in a circus. Or as a errand boy for secretaries

>???
Yeah, I noticed I'm a bit too much on Sup Forums so I'll stay off Sup Forums every second day now

>Important aspect
Things so small you can fit it in every bag

true enough...

>smugs the best

I know it's good, I played it until I fell down the darn elevator and have now to get up again

Oh, we'll still get a snes mini and wait until it's cracked and we can play all the games on it love

i ate half a loaf of cornbread

i will never do that again

>Not having a cute nextdoor neighbor-girl to study with
Why live

uh yeah
did you not have anything else?
well i dont have anything to study so

...

I don't know. That.
Absolutely not.

Why.

I wish i had you

...

>well i dont have anything to study so
yeah me neither, except in the sense that we are all eternally students in the classroom of life, or whatever. Still.

GET

because i live alone and have no one to share it wif

Alright, well it's two, some I'm hitting the hay.
Goodnight, all.

Free time is great, but I get stir-crazy, personally.
As for interesting things I've done lately, I spent the day listening to tunes. I have to go back to school tomorrow, and that's always a bummer.

>I'll stay off Sup Forums every second day
Reasonable to me.
I hope you have better luck finding a job, dude.
You're a cool guy, it's their loss.

She's not next door, but the neighbor girl down the street is so pretty, and we study/flirt on occasion. If you don't have that, you may as well just go home and slam your head in a door, really.

This is objectively awful, but the picture made it cute.

That's all folks, goodnight again.

i meant food
thats still not something you study with a neighbor
night

Fuck niggers.

my stomach hurts!!

Fuck niggers.


And with me?
Thats not how you get.
Save it for later.

Fuck niggers.




Oh yeah I have a lot of food.
no wai I don't want bad children.

The elevator? I don't recall...
>snes mini
Or! You can come here and play on my real snes. That sounds better~ you can even call Mako a faggot to their face! I know that's what you'd most be looking forward to.

teach me to into the gets

Fuck niggers.









youre lewd you know that?

Shut up and go back to sleep

a shielder

Yeah, everyone says that, but for some reason no one likes "the cool guy" in their department.

>had networking in a gamestop
>always wanted to work there
>long time employee and a friend who works there are both recommending me
>Dude sees my resume picture
"He's introverted and you can't talk with him, I'm not going to hire him."
>doesn't even let me go to a job interview
>mfw one of the few networkings I had completely failed

I'm gonna send him my fourth application tho just to piss him off.
He needs the updated form after all.

The part in the story where you were alone for a time and tried to get up the darn elevator again. It was dark and the shrooms where everywhere

Goodnight and have fun in school tomorrow

F U C K N I G G E R S
U
C
K

I am? I didn't know.
a knife!

...

Does it look like i know?
But its the middle of the day and i have class.

What's all this I'm hearing about playing old Nintendo games?

Ooo
That part was rad! Little annoying, but rad!
Fuck bloaters!

Get confirms Chara as cute

>00
night m8
>thats still not something you study with a neighbor
Or is it? *dramatic pause* Nah you're right. Why do you have to be such a grounded realist?

Fuck niggers

how is that lewd?
yus

test